The Slow Mo Guys
|Did You Know: Gavin Free was the slow motion cinematographer for shitty movies like Sherlock Holmes: The Game of Shadows and Snow White and The Huntsman?|
Oh wait, nobody gives a flying fuck.
The Slow Mo Guys are two of the members at RoosterTeeth. They are unoriginal britfags that can't get enough of all of the money they are harvesting on YouTube, so they decided to make another effortless channel. They both are completely unfunny, and they try way too hard to be entertaining with their extremely terrible stunts, ranging from jumping into a stream of Diet Coke and Mentos, to getting shot in the face by a Nerf gun.
The show is about a gay couple filming stuff being smashed/destroyed/exploded in slow motion. Then they film the aftermath when everybody knows full well that it is completely unnecessary. Doesn't this channel sound like a great way to spend your spare time?
Many fanboys like to consider these two jack-offs badasses, just because they copied The Matrix's "dodging the bullet" scene. And how they blow up Lego buildings and a globe. But in reality, they are nothing than two untalented cunts.
Everything About The Fags
- Gavin Free: Shaggy from Scooby Doo. Also the same faggot from Rooster Teeth that nobody cares about. He is always shown to take it up the ass from Dan and all the other members of Achievement Hunter.
- Dan Gruchy: Gavin's bitch.
—, being self-aware.
And the fanboys are newfags to YouTube that have never seen slow motion videos before these terrible excuses for celebrities. Here is a list of the fanboys:
- Prepubescent pre-teens
- 13-year old boys
- Autistic adults
- Scientists taking unnecessary observations
- The lap dog audience from Rooster Teeth
- Their YouTube channel
- Gavin's Twitter account
The Slow Mo Guys is part of a series on YouTube.
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