From Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Theft is now legal in Italy. As long as you're poor, you have the right to steal whatever you want. No point in getting a job now. Anyone who says otherwise is an oppressor who hates poor people.
Theft can refer to:
- Icon theft - Stealing your precious LJ icon.
- Holding up drug dealers.
- Jews They want your kids piggy bank.
- Tracing - Art theft.
- Carding - Using illegally obtained credit card numbers to buy shitloads of free merch; a prerequisite to claiming haxor.
- Ebaumsworld - Steal flash content and making ad revenue off of it.
- Todd Goldman - Like ebaumsworld, only they make shirts with stolen content.
- Quentin Tarantino - Steals entire parts from obscure Hong-Kong action flicks.
- Looting - IS RACIST
- Demanding that niggers stop looting is even more racist.
- Bike theft - Practiced primarily, but not exclusively, by niggas
- Nigger got your bike for his birthday.
- Identity theft - You're fucked.
- Plagiarism - Copy & paste from Wikipedia to gain that degree!
- GoldenJude Jew that stole from Jews during the Holocaust.
- Lolcats - Stealing from imbeciles is the lowest form of theft.
- Fraudulant sales on Ebay.com because you think your a master criminal but it's you getting the ass fuck.
- Jews - Jews.
- surprise sex you done stole your sister's son's virginity.
- Welfare and Social Security/Disability Payments (cf. Fibromyalgia, Asperger's Syndrome and various mental disorders) see Chris Chan for worst case scenario.
- Pyramid Schemes - Exactly like Multi-Level Marketing, except without the hassle of marking up near-worthless trinkets. Also made by Jews.