Ticks on dick

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mmmm insecx on mah pen0r

On May 8th, 2010, a male person had a brilliant idea while taking a nice stroll through a park (probably on the lookout for raep). While he was zig-zagging his way through, the ticks that stuck on his clothes made his needle-dick harder than the difficulty at which John McClane dies, so why not fap with ticks on yo dick? Surely, having a dick the size of a midget turd would only make it easier to receive a blowjob from a tick. With a plastic cup, this fat fucktarded dick-tick potential an hero collected the ticks on his clothes and brought them home for some nice champagne and faggotry.

Camera + Dickticks = OMGWTF[edit]

Like any other sick depraved fat bastard, he decided to share his love story with the rest of the world through the only community that would take him seriously, 4chan & the /b/tards. This led to epic lulz and a resounding OMG WAT?! throughout the internetz. Newfags and oldfags united to see this marvel that was Mr. Ticks on Dick aka. Tickdick aka. Turd-dick. Totally oblivious to the fact that ticks can give you cock-rot, he opened up his all-you-can-suck buffet to a cup o' dickdrainers, likely as hungry as an African kid with the munchies.

Questions that still remain unanswered:

  • Why is he so fat?
  • Why doesn't he put them on his balls?
  • How about a rimjob from a tick?

Future Prospects[edit]

Just when everyone thought it couldn't get worse, Mr. Ticks on Dick spoke out to the pale pasty-skinned ITGs out there giving the fapping hordes of insectophiles something to look forward to:

I thought about trying for leeches but dont know how to catch them, I live in Sacramento area.


I want to do mosquitoes and definitely an assassin bug!!


massive piercing mouth parts!!!!


any other blood suckers I'm missing?


He also uploaded a video of himself applying the ticks which can currently be downloaded from here.


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