Ticks on dick
On May 8th, 2010, a male person had a brilliant idea while taking a nice stroll through a park (probably on the lookout for raep). While he was zig-zagging his way through, the ticks that stuck on his clothes made his needle-dick harder than the difficulty at which John McClane dies, so why not fap with ticks on yo dick? Surely, having a dick the size of a midget turd would only make it easier to receive a blowjob from a tick. With a plastic cup, this fat fucktarded dick-tick potential an hero collected the ticks on his clothes and brought them home for some nice champagne and faggotry.
Camera + Dickticks = OMGWTF
Like any other sick depraved fat bastard, he decided to share his love story with the rest of the world through the only community that would take him seriously, 4chan & the /b/tards. This led to epic lulz and a resounding OMG WAT?! throughout the internetz. Newfags and oldfags united to see this marvel that was Mr. Ticks on Dick aka. Tickdick aka. Turd-dick. Totally oblivious to the fact that ticks can give you cock-rot, he opened up his all-you-can-suck buffet to a cup o' dickdrainers, likely as hungry as an African kid with the munchies.
Questions that still remain unanswered:
- Why is he so fat?
- Why doesn't he put them on his balls?
- How about a rimjob from a tick?
Just when everyone thought it couldn't get worse, Mr. Ticks on Dick spoke out to the pale pasty-skinned ITGs out there giving the fapping hordes of insectophiles something to look forward to:
He also uploaded a video of himself applying the ticks which can currently be downloaded from here.
Preparing for the WTFMAN!!
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