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Tim Russert was a fat old media troll who got his jollies by picking on political fucks during his hour long show called "Meet the Press". He is best known on the intertubes for his untimely IRL ban for repeat fatassing. As a Child, Tim was molested by his Catholic father. He later wrote two award-winning books, mostly about himself and his dad having buttsecks.
Before his death
Months before his IRL permiban, Tim Russert contracted the dreaded DIA-BEETUS! (RLY)
An Autopsy revealed that he weighed over 9000lbs at the time of his death. Tim Russert is now blamed for Old Media's money problems, he drove them into bankruptcy by IRL raiding their salad bar one too many times.
Timeline of Events
12:24pm: Russert finishes taping "EET THE TWINKIES"
12:43pm: Russert is seen in his dressing room having buttsecks with Wolf Blitzer
12:57pm: Russert begins taping the OM NOM NOM NOM voiceover for "EET THE TWINKIES"
1:02pm: Russert takes a twinkie break. Atleast 100 of Old Media's Twinkies are now missing.
1:17pm: God says "Thou hast ate meh Twinkies enough, let ye feel thy wrath of DIABEETUS"
1:22pm: Russert says "Damn, those new triple frosted Twinkies are so gooHNNNNNNGGGGG"
1:34pm: Paramedics use a flatbed truck to take Russert to the nearest hospital where he pronounced "IRL PERMIBANNED FOR RAIDING THE SALAD BAR ONE TOO MANY TIMES".
2:21pm: Wolf Blitzer does it with Timmy's fat corpse, one last time.
2008 Presidential Race Trolling
Everyone knows that before his IRL permiban, ol' Timmy Interviewed The Nigger, The Bitch, The Geezer, and der Fuhrer. He loved
buttsecks trolling the presidential fuckers, and much lulz ensued when he PWNT them as a master debater.
OMG AUTOPSY PHOTO!
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