Title IX

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Some women athletes aren't dykes.
40 years have passed since Title IX became law, but cuntservatives still aren't treated equally in school.

Title IX (pronounced: title-nein) is a portion of the Jewnited States law known as the Education Amendments of 1972 that prohibits institutions of learning that receive federal aid from discriminating against students based on which of the two existing sexes they are a member of. The following is a portion of Title IX that describes the law's intended purpose:

No person in the United States shall, on the basis of sex, be excluded from participation in, be denied the benefits of, or be subjected to discrimination under any education program or activity receiving Federal financial assistance.

Despite the law specifically being about discrimination, Title IX eventually became one of the most misused and abused laws on college campuses after the second-blackest ex-president decided that the law should, for some reason, give special rights to women in college who accuse men of rape, sexual assault and looking at them wrong and take the constitutional right to due process away from men who are accused of such acts – even if a mountain of evidence proves that the fucking in the butt was 100% consensual.

In September of 2017 it was revealed that Secretary of Education and Donald Trump-appointee Betsy DeVos would be rolling back the Obama-era misapplication of Title IX and restoring the law to its original and intended purpose – cue the completely and utterly predictable liberal Twitter outrage over how the Trump administration supports rapists and is somehow punishing the "victims" of America's completely made up "Campus Rape Epidemic" by ensuring that they have the same fucking amount of rights as everyone else.

Feminazis Brutally Rape Title IX[edit]

The statistics show that schools aren't nearly as rapey as feminists claim.
It must be the facts that are wrong! Someone is lying! It's a massive conspiracy by colleges!
One giant arsepull for man-kind.

By the early 90s, the Women's Rights Movement in the U.S. had long-since achieved its goal of gaining women equal rights to men and was beginning to stagnate. The next step in the crusade for women's equality was obvious; free women in the middle east from their status as second-class citizens, stop honour-killings and end female genital mutilation! Unfortunately for everyone, American women are so fucking stupid and self-centered that they'd rather make up fake inequalities and injustices to fight against than worry about some Jawa women in Saudi Arabia who had their clits carved off with a rusty razor blade.

It was at this point that feminism officially jumped the shark and the fight against America's "Campus Rape Epidemic" began. The Campus Rape Epidemic was a complete non-issue that was manufactured through the use and manipulation of completely made up statistics that feminists had pulled out of their fat arses. One of their most frequently recited pieces of propaganda was the easily-disproven assertion that 1-in-5 women will get raped – a "statistic" that's sometimes even further raped by changing it to 1-in-4, 1-in-3, 1-in-2, 1-in-1 or even "EVERY WOMAN WILL BE RAPED! EVERY MAN IS A RAPIST! #HEALTHYATANYSIZE".

Despite the epidemic of rape on U.S. college campuses being less real than your imaginary girlfriend, feminists persisted for years until the United States finally elected a president who was retarded enough to buy into their bullshit – Barack Hussein Obama. On April 4, 2011, Führer Obama directed the Department of Education to begin following a completely butchered and blatantly unconstitutional "interpretation" of Title IX that he had pushed out of his mulatto arse earlier that morning.

Sexual harassment of students, which includes acts of sexual violence, is a form of sex discrimination prohibited by Title IX.


Barack Obama, being too stupid to understand what discrimination is

The statistics on sexual violence are both deeply troubling and a call to action for the nation. A report prepared for the National Institute of Justice found that about 1 in 5 women are victims of completed or attempted sexual assault while in college.


Barack Obama, parroting inaccurate feminist propaganda

The Unrapening[edit]

Betsy's best Trollface.

On September 7, 2017, U.S. Secretary of Education and Trump-appointee Elisabeth Dee "Betsy" DeVos (pronounced: bet-see) revealed that she would be rolling back the enforcement of Title IX to the way it was before feminism and Obongo butchered it.

Survivors, victims of a lack of due process, and campus administrators have all told me that the current approach does a disservice to everyone involved.


—Betsy DeVos

If everything is harassment, then nothing is.


—Based Betsy, telling it like it is

Every survivor of sexual misconduct must be taken seriously. Every student accused of sexual misconduct must know that guilt is not predetermined.


—Betsy DeVos, tearing feminazis a new one


Commies want to #StopBetsy like they stopped the Venezuelans from having food and human rights.
The wokest liberals know that spamming the same shit over and over always works.

Outraged by DeVos' decision, all of the usual liberal Twatter slacktivists quickly assembled their forces under the hashtag Twitter-favicon.png #StopBetsy to fight against their fellow Americans' cuntstitutional right to due process and a fair trial by a jury of their peers. This lasted for a few days until Comedy Central and late night talk show hosts told them what to hate next.

I'm not wishing for it... but I'd be ok if #BetsyDevos was sexually assaulted. #SexualAssault #TitleIX


—Robert Ranco, wanting to be fired from his job Archive today-ico.png (archive)

DeVos wiping away Title IX protections for college sexual assault is just the next step on our path to authoritarianism. #StopBetsy


—Amy Siskind, having no fucking clue what "authoritarianism" is Archive today-ico.png (archive)

.@BetsyDeVosED's remarks are another salvo in Admin's attacks on women & survivors by destroying robust Title IX enforcement. #StopBetsy


Nancy Pelosi, being as fucktarded as always Archive today-ico.png (archive)

I'll fight with everything I've got to #StopBetsy from washing away all the progress we've made protecting survivors & making campuses safe.


—Claire McCaskill‏, proving that Democunts can't be intelligent Archive today-ico.png (archive)

BREAKING: @BetsyDeVosED just made campuses safer for rapists. SUPPORT SURVIVORS. #StopBetsy #DefendTitleIX


Women's March, lying as usual Archive today-ico.png (archive)

Another subhuman. This time in the form of a "woman" that basically is showing her support for sexual assault & rape. #StopBetsy


—Megan N. Walsh, calling DeVos a "subhuman" Archive today-ico.png (archive)

so, fuck @BetsyDeVosED. her boss might be sexual predator in chief, but the rest of us aint about to move backward on this shit. #StopBetsy


Laci Green, going back on the Blue Pill Archive today-ico.png (archive)

Betsy is just mad because no one will ever sexual assault her ugly ass . SHE'S AN EVIL WOMAN #StopBetsy


—Fugly tranny Whitney Case‏, calling DeVos unrapeable Archive today-ico.png (archive)

#StopBetsy fuck you Betsy. You entitled, deluded, uneducated, elitist, sheltered, fascist supporter.


—Allen Glover, wanting to be accused of rape Archive today-ico.png (archive)

#StopBetsy she just believes what all her peers believe Search Republicans On RAPE be prepared this is very disturbing she is EVIL SATAN


—Occupy Democrat Fan‏, on... wat? Archive today-ico.png (archive)


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