Todd Rogers

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Todd Rogers (a.k.a. Mr. Activision, The King of Video Games, Toddzilla and Fraud Rogers) is a 53-year-old gamer and professional Ron Jeremy impersonator from Chicago, Illinois, who currently holds the world record for the most time spent playing vidya games on a jizz-stained couch in your parents' basement without getting a high score at anything ever. Back in the 1980s, after tragically not dying in a Ford Pinto explosion, Todd became gaming's first professional attention whore when he decided to lie about setting world records in at least 100 games on the Atari 2600 so he could appear on television and go on to become the world's very first paid "professional gamer".

Todd's plan was simple, he would make up impossible world records for Atari games and then get his friend Ronald T. Corcoran, a referee for discredited high score database Twin Galaxies, to help him vouch for the validity of these completely made up world records whenever he wasn't busy raping his own prepubescent daughter. After getting away with this scheme for literally decades, the advent of the internets and pizza-faced nerds with way too much time on their hands proved to be Todd's downfall as many of his records were proven to be 100% impossible to obtain through legitimate gameplay.

It took until January 29th, 2018 for the money loving pedos employed at Twin Galaxies to finally get around to wiping Todd's records despite them having already been discredited well over 9000 times – but what else would you expect from an organization that officially considers getting a 30 year prison sentence for repeatedly raping your 10-year-old daughter to be leaving for "family reasons"?

Todd has yet to publicly comment on the decision, though we are sure that he is taking the news very well. Meanwhile, Ron Corcoran is enjoying 30 years of tax-payer sponsored comfort and constantly getting raped in the arse by far bigger, badder and blacker inmates as punishment for being a sick fucking incestuous paedophile.

Trust me, I'm a gamer![edit]

What the faggot looked like before you were born.
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Back in the early 1980s, video games were brand new and Space Invaders was the killer app for the newly-released Atari 2600, a next-gen console that was so powerful that it could actually play games in colour as long as your TV wasn't one of those outdated black and white models from the previous year.

During this time, a young man named Todd Rogers was feeling bored and, seeing as school shootings wouldn't be invented for another 15 years, decided to go play games on his Atari. Being a time when high scores actually meant something and instruction manuals often had score sheets to fill out when you felt like jacking off your ego, young Todd whether he could become popular if he obtained a high score of his own.

Unfortunately, young Todd soon realized that getting a high score requires actual talent and that he would certainly never be able to achieve his dream of being the world's greatest basement dweller. While Todd really should have just hung himself in his closet after that realization, he still had one idea that could help him become famous – he would invent the art of Photoshopping and mail polaroid photos of fake high scores to Activision.

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Todd Rogers was a member of "The U.S.National Video Game Team" history's first team of professional video game players back in the mid 80's.

Playing against and beating celeberties at their own game so to speak, Celebrities such as Micheal Jordan, Mike Tyson, George Foreman, Joe Montana, Vanna White, and Bruce Jenner to name a few.

One of Todd Rogers most notable achievements was in 1980 when he had beaten Activisions perfect run on Dragster by 300ths of a second Todd Rogers being the only person on earth to do this, Rogers still holds that record to this very day 25yrs later at a whopping 5.51 seconds.

In doing so Activision hired on Todd's incredible gaming skills making him a video gaming Pro that got paid $1000.00 a day at Conventions & Tournaments back in 1981. This only was the start for Todd video gaming Pro career, as he also worked for Mineraou Arakawa the President of Nintendo and later that same year Sam Neilson, the president of SEGA. Freelancing review articles for Joystik Magazine and doing joystick endorsements for Suncom corporation.

Other notable accomplishments are that he hold over 2000+ world record high-scores simultaniously and is certified by the Guinness Book of World Records for the world record on the arcade game Gorf that was set back on November 24th 1982 which still stands today.

Todd Rogers has appeared in numerous Magazines, Books and Newspapers throughout the world and it doesn't stop there Todd, he has also been featured on G-4, TechTv, ABC, and FOXTV.
 


 

—Todd, sucking his own cock Archive today-ico.png (archive)


   
 
You're a relic and outdated. No one remembers who you were. Get with the times, Todd.
 

 
 

—How to cause Todd to suffer massive butthurt Archive today-ico.png (archive)





   
 
Activision used photographic evidence, requiring a Polaroid photo of the TV screen. This was pre-internet, and pre-Photoshop. It would have been very difficult to falsify a Polaroid photo.
 

 
 

—David Crane, underestimating the power of weaponized autism Archive today-ico.png (archive)



Ron the Molester[edit]

Ronald T. Corcoran, former Twin Galaxies admin and Josef Fritzl wannabe.
Ron, after going from rapist to rape victim.

Ronald T. Corcoran (a.k.a. Mr. Atari) was an early employee of Twin Galaxies and a close friend of Todd Rogers who, despite a blatant conflict of interest, acted as the "referee" who validated many of Todd's dubious world record claims.

In 2004, Todd was convicted and sentenced to 30 years in prison for repeatedly raping his own underage daughter, resulting in an extended leave of absence that Twin Galaxies Archive today-ico.png has officially stated is due to "family reasons" – because to Twin Galaxies, child rape isn't actually a big deal as long as you have the common decency to keep it in the family.

Dragster Queen[edit]

This "simulated screenshot" of the record proves that it's fucking easy to use Photoshop to set a world record.
Todd's "world record" goes up in smoke.
An unfunny meme.

On June 16, 2017, YouTuber and stereotypical 1970s stoner dude EZScape uploaded a video entitled YouTube Favicon.png "Why Can't This World Record Be Beaten? "The Impossible Speedrun" where he brought attention to Todd Rogers' most famous "world record" and the supposed longest standing record in video game history, an alleged time of 5.51 in the Atari 2600 game Dragster that Todd claims to have obtained on September 1, 1982.



While EZScape didn't directly accuse Todd of being a lying son of a bitch, he did draw attention to the fact that the lifeless losers known as Tool-Assisted Speedrunners and even Activision themselves have, after over 30 years of trying, still never found a way to replicate a time of 5.51 even after reverse-engineering all 2 kB of the game's code to create a frame-perfect run of the game.

In August, 2017, another faggy JewTuber named Omnigamer (Powerword: Eric A. Koziel) did a bunch of crazy math shit and once again proved that the fastest possible time in Dragster is 5.57. Following this renewed interest, yet another fucking YouTube cunt named Ben Heck decided to REVERSE-ENGINEER FUCKING EVERYTHING and once again proved that the fastest possible time is 5.57 all while Todd Rogers was sitting next to him and trying desperately to feign innocence.



   
 
If he’s basing his spreadsheets and his shifting on one particular pattern, then that’s pretty ignorant and closed-minded, because you’re not factoring in the human element of how the game would respond.
 

 
 

—Todd's asinine response to being constantly proven wrong

PROVE ME WRONG![edit]

Todd's reaction upon realizing that his poor math skillz were his downfall.
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Twin Galaxies' typical response to anyone who disputes Todd's made up high scores.

On January 23, 2018, yet another motherfucking YooToober named Apollo Legend uploaded a video entitled YouTube Favicon.png The Biggest Cheater in Gaming History? (1700+ Scores w/ no Evidence). Unlike the three previous YouTube faggots, however, Apollo immediately cut the the chase by calling out Todd Rogers for being a lying sack of shit who had conspired with his child-raping friend to make up fake world records.

Unlike the plethora of idiots who had gone so far as to reverse-engineer entire games to prove Todd's cheating, Apollo realized that basic 3rd grade division skills were all that were required in order to prove that many of Todd's purported high scores were, in fact, mathematically impossible to obtain without cheating. In an example that even you can understand, there were actually instances of Todd claiming scores such as 999,999,990 in games where the score only increases in increments of 50.






Twin Galaxies Dispute[edit]

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There has been much elevated discussion on the internet these last few days regarding video game competitor Todd Roger's, his disputed Dragster score, as well as many other scores of his.

As many are aware, Twin Galaxies has been investigating this matter as thoroughly as possible over the last few months and remains on track to complete its investigation and render a decision as initially indicated by March 1st, 2018.

Twin Galaxies acknowledges that there are many people out there who would like to see the matter resolved as quickly as possible and may be frustrated at the amount of time the investigation has been taking - however Twin Galaxies' must be responsibly certain that it has objectively and demonstrably met all of the proper and reasonable due diligence requirements it feels it needs in order to come to a correct and supportable decision in this specific dispute - as such, methodical detail and comprehensiveness have superseded swiftness and urgency.
 


 

—Twin Galaxies, needing another month to make a damage control plan Archive today-ico.png (archive)

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