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Toronto-Furry is the outcome of a war that begun in 2021 AD. Last Thursday, the Toronto furries split apart the channels and made both #toronto-furry and #Torfur (the superior channel); both channels being on FurNet.org's IRC server. #toronto-furry's inhabitants contain the usual furries you'd expect in any congregation of losers. You have your Pedophiles, STD-filled whores, asspies, and various other furfags. Since they are in the presence of people with assburgers, you mustn't say bad things around them because they have their ban hammers set with hair triggers.
The channel is home to some of the finest individuals on the Internet. They include:
—And give it he does!
—Enjoy your AIDS.
The token Asspie. Apparently believes he was given ops by some cheapass TV judge — don't ask, you don't want to know. He also owns Furnet's most extensive collection of empty channels. Don't say bad things about him though, because it seems that he really does have assburgers, or that he's mildly retarded.
A 45 year old American frequently found traveling north across the border, and wishes the fucking customs jerkwads would stop asking him for fashion tips. His hobbies include trying to get into the pants of men well under half his age, and it would be assumed that it wouldn't matter if they are below the age of consent. He was recently stopped by Canadian Customs while they searched for Child Porn on his laptop because of the baby bottles and blankets in his truck.
A British furry living in Canada, who got suspended from work for wearing his fursuit to Zellers on his days off work. He has now been reduced to working at Tim Hortons.
A token unfortunate furry. Oh Christ, you do not want to know. SRSLY. Do. Not. Ask. There are things mankind was fucking not meant to know, okay?
Furry White Flag
—Scani, March 23, 2008
[+]Notable Channel Quotes
(3:57:28 PM) ***rionnipal thinks "hey [[aids|dan]], aren't you still banned from furnet? (3:57:34 PM) DanSkunk: NO. (3:58:15 PM) rionnipal: Really? (3:58:19 PM) DanSkunk: I've got a baseball bat ready for the one that got me banned. (3:58:25 PM) DanSkunk: *slam* (3:58:39 PM) DanSkunk: wow... (4:09:19 PM) DanSkunk: I need some Coke. (4:09:57 PM) rionnipal: judging by your actions you don't need anymore coke
[20:03] <+Manx> Aw, well what are you doing in here in IRC making fun of us, isnt that called trolling [20:04] <+`Starlaughter`> Exactly, Manx. I also think it's worth mentioning that posting logs from IRC without the permission from everyone in the logs is illegal.
[00:01] <Mad_Ferret> I wish I had a boyfriend *sniff* [00:03] <@D_Bandit> where are you located, M_F? [00:07] <Mad_Ferret> D_Bandit: Maple [00:17] <@D_Bandit> where is Maple in relation to Toronto? [00:21] <@D_Bandit> hello???
[14:54] <Craven> that ED page is never going to be flattering
[13:59] <Genexi2> Someone explain to me the whole link-up with aspergers and furry <.< [13:59] <rionnipal> oh, assburgers and furfags go together like black people and welfare [14:44] <AshleyAshes> <rionnipal> oh, assburgers and furfags go together like black people and welfare <--- Or furries and welfare.
[14:14] Craven: Do I mouth about torfur? no. do I care about what goes on there? no. am I going to take the time of day to troll them? no.
[14:34] <DanSkunk> Just don't pay attention to those immatuer ideots. their just trying to make us mad
[14:35] <AshleyAshes> Glad I'm a frigid attention whore. :)
[21:53] <D_Bandit> rionnipal - are you in here to dig up more dirt to add to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page? [21:54] <rionnipal> yes [21:54] <rionnipal> yes i am [21:54] <rionnipal> move along [21:54] <rionnipal> nothing to see here folks [21:54] <rionnipal> <.< [21:54] <rionnipal: >.>
(12:09:26 AM) rionnipal: having broken ankles would suck (12:10:57 AM) DanSkunk: Yeah, it would be hard to walk. (12:11:19 AM) DanSkunk: Is your apartment wheelchair accessible, Rion? (12:11:34 AM) rionnipal: rofl no (12:11:46 AM) Solanth: See, this is why you pick a species with wings. (12:12:10 AM) rionnipal: this is why when i RP, i RP in a world were noone's cripple (12:12:20 AM) Solanth: Now I get to point and laugh at you all because you're completely reliant of feet. (12:12:49 AM) rionnipal: it's a fantasy world. i could fly if I wanted to (12:12:51 AM) ***rionnipal flies (12:13:15 AM) DanSkunk: Pick a species with wings. get an apartment on top of a mountain, then break a wing and then what do you do? (12:13:49 AM) Solanth: Die honorably, of course! (12:14:13 AM) DanSkunk: ha ha. (12:14:21 AM) DanSkunk: yeah. Let's not do the dieing thing. (12:14:23 AM) DanSkunk: Thats' not good (12:14:40 AM) Solanth: I'd rather die than live without wings. :P
(12:25:59 AM) Citronne: Ew. Cocks. (12:26:18 AM) Solanth: Cocks? where? (12:26:53 AM) rionnipal: cocks? in MY fandom? (12:28:28 AM) Citronne: It's more likely than you think, rionnipal.
(12:54:30 AM) Citronne: Rape is bad. Seriously. :( (12:54:35 AM) Peacimowen: always (12:54:37 AM) Citronne: So don't do it, kids. (11:54:59 PM) rionnipal: rape is rad (11:55:02 PM) rionnipal: ^^ (11:55:05 PM) AshleyAshes: Cause it's neat how in male-male situations in manga and comics, it can be nonconsentual and everyone's like "HOT!" (11:55:26 PM) AshleyAshes: In yaoi, no only means no, the FIRST THREE TIMES!
<+RingtailedFox> well, every fur i meet in real life is sex-obsessed like that <@DanSkunk> Ringy, not that I met. <+RingtailedFox> i don't just sleep with someone on the first time we meet. i'd rather get to know someone for a while first <+RingtailedFox> not to mention, i'm cautious about catching something like, oh..i dunno... AIDS. <@DanSkunk> Well... I don't think he was talking about sex. <@DanSkunk> I thought it was just to have a friend to talk about furry stuff with. <+RingtailedFox> yeah, but my parents want any reason at all to kick me out on th estreet, and they consider going to th emall with friends as a date. <Polonium-210> DanSkunk: I'm a Brit, moving to Canada next year. Mall-culture is so queer to me :) <+RingtailedFox> polonium: i weep for you. <+RingtailedFox> you were better off on your side of the pond. <+RingtailedFox> the country's gone to shit * D`Nae|Werk blinks. <D`Nae|Werk> Since when? <+RingtailedFox> since 1988 <+RingtailedFox> brian mulroney (PC) sold us out to the americans with NAFTA <+RingtailedFox> the fisheries collapsed (1993), ontario's economy collapsed (1996), quebec's collapsed (1998)... <@DanSkunk> Going to the mall with friends isn't a date. :s <@DanSkunk> Ringy, you're parents go around having sex with everyone they meet? <Polonium-210> You joking? I'm choosing to move there. * D`Nae|Werk blinks. "It looks like it's still standing, far as I know." <+RingtailedFox> no <+RingtailedFox> but they're ultra-racist ultra-christians <@DanSkunk> So, why do they thing you do that? <+RingtailedFox> becuase they hate me and they're hypocrites. they accuse my sister of the same thing <EmberTheWanderinFox> Canada is demonstratively one of the best places to live in the world. <D`Nae|Werk> Agreed. <+RingtailedFox> doesn't matter that they get their asses kicked by me and her boyfriend on a daily basis. <+RingtailedFox> yeah, but it's nowhere near what it used to be <Polonium-210> The economy's good, you've got lots of space, you're sitting on oil... Vancouver is the 3rd nicest city to live in in the world, for a fact. <@DanSkunk> Shit... Just have sex with your sister in their bed and let them catch you. That'll teach them! :P <D`Nae|Werk> O_o <+RingtailedFox> ewwwwww <EmberTheWanderinFox> Ringtailed, you sound young... how would you know? <+RingtailedFox> dan... no. <D`Nae|Werk> That's not appropriate. <+RingtailedFox> i'm a history buff <+RingtailedFox> 22, but i always do my research <@DanSkunk> No... I suppose not. * D`Nae|Werk blinks. "History is written by the winners." <+RingtailedFox> i don't use one source
[00:34] <+Soubi> fail [00:35] <+Soubi> the world is spinning a bit [00:35] <+Soubi> this is fucked up [00:36] <iDarq> Now go thow up, and don't do that again [00:36] <+Kensuke_Kitty> No one wants to listen to you describe the symptoms of your drukenness. It's very 14 years old. [00:36] <+Soubi> fuck you kensuke [00:36] <+Soubi> I'm 17 [00:36] <+Soubi> die in a fire [00:36] <+Kensuke_Kitty> I know. So act your age. [00:37] <+Soubi> and I'm nowhere near vomiting [00:37] <+Sheern> Honeslty, I kind of do. Im bored, and its something to read. [00:37] <+Soubi> and kensuke, don't speak for all of torfur [00:37] <+Soubi> nobody fucking cares about what you have to sa [00:37] <+Soubi> y [00:37] <iDarq> Well, you heard the boy. *gets the kerosene* [00:38] <+Kensuke_Kitty> XD [00:38] <+Soubi> go fuck karma or something [00:38] <+Soubi> asswipe [00:38] <+Kensuke_Kitty> You're so mean. :( [00:38] <iDarq> Actually, I'm not caring about what you have to say ATM [00:38] <+Soubi> look eho'd yslkinh [00:38] <+Soubi> er [00:39] <+Soubi> look who's talking [00:39] <iDarq> Now both of you play nice [00:39] <+Soubi> and darq, no disreespect meant but kensuke is an asshole and a jerk [00:39] <+Soubi> and both at the same time [00:39] <+Kensuke_Kitty> Darq, he's gonna make me cry. [00:39] <+Soubi> also, he's a liar [00:39] <+Sheern> Chill and have a drink together. [00:39] <+Soubi> fuck that [00:39] <+Soubi> I'd sooner piss on that building he lives in [00:39] <iDarq> Me gives ken a tissue to cry on [00:40] <+Soubi> but that's too far away [00:40] <+Soubi> fuck you and fuck karma [00:40] <+Kensuke_Kitty> I'm sure he's devastated. [00:41] <iDarq> If you don't put that Fuck word away I'll show you my +b
- DanSkunk claims he "runs" the biggest furry community in Canada.
- SammyStripes' journal entry on being fired from Zellers
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