|Tramp-Graphics is an Epic Lolcow|
Say gay and Transformers in the same sentence and he'll do the rest.
Tramp-Graphics (Powerword: Michael J. Trampert) is a professional artist and a self-professed authority on how Transformers make babby, with one of the most massively unchecked cases of USI of our time. He makes shit customs, but spends
some all of his time on DeviantART harassing everyone who's ever drawn a Transformer. Tramp is an avid Christian, which he exemplifies in his artwork, his behavior, and even his name.
Tramp's favorite passtime is finding totally relevant comments and informing everyone there that through the power of science, he has come to the conclusion that Transformers have dicks and pussies, and there's nothing you can say about it. NOTHING.
—Because Transformers exist, they must reproduce the same way humans do. It's how biological organisms work.
He will insist to the ends of the Earth that his theory is canon, yet even if you can come up with solid evidence for your claims, you're clearly just making things up. Everything he says can basically be summed up as "P-in-V", but if you call him on that, he'll say it works with plugs and ports. Or something.
Note that bringing this up is not a valid way of trolling him if you're hoping to make him spend all night typing, as he's already admitted to copy-pasting his arguments. No, really.
Also, if someone makes the mistake of talking to him, or if he finds a picture to leave his shit trails on, it's a guarantee that if he finds something more to say than "ROFLMAO!! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:", it will either be skewing of canon to the nth degree, to tell you what figures he owns/books he's read/things he's done, or to give you helpful critique on things like what you should draw next (OMG OP/EO PL0X!!11!).
—A usual comment from Tramp on pictures he likes.
He can most often be found White Knighting for the fandom itself. He believes his fantheory is the one and only canon as to how Transformers reproduce, and has even sent it to Simon Furman, one of the key influences of the Transformers mythos. It's arguable that he may have been trying to get a foot in the door with Hasbro, but his logic is so backwards that even they won't take him seriously.
Victory: The Manga!
One of Tramp's favorite things to mention is that he's special for having read a little-known Victory manga, even though he admits he's never actually seen the show it's based on. All of his comments, arguments, and inane, completely relevant interjections will eventually circle back to the main villain of the comic and his wife, if allowed to fester long enough. For any fans of this very rare show, let us hope he never inflicts his AIDS upon it.
He supposedly works for an art company, but the link he provides on his profile is broken, so I guess we'll never know. It's doubtful he's ever been hired by anybody, for anything. His gallery on DeviantART is composed mostly of wholesome family imagery.
- So Sari by Tramp Graphics.jpg
A typical example of his fine artwork. Don't forget to commission him u gaiz!
- Baby Moonracer by Tramp Graphics.jpg
- Together Forever by Tramp Graphics.jpg
- Embrace by tramp graphics-d2z4kql.jpg
Of course, he doesn't restrict his talent to just Transformers.
If nothing else, his original character is enough evidence that he's not only fat and lonely, he's a fat and lonely redneck. And her love interest proves that he's not only a fat and lonely redneck, he's a fat and lonely redneck weeaboo. He probably envisions himself as the samurai, but it's difficult to tell, and given the way he pushes the character, he may very well envision himself as the girl.
Tramp's amazing customs are known for having gorgeous paint, perfect articulation, and faces that could scare Satan. The transformations were made impossibly stupid so as to be unique, but virtually every other element of the toys is ripped off anyway. He considers himself among the best at making customs, even though you can see the dust flecks in their paint. In addition to every piece of femme fanart he can find, he will comment on every picture of a custom he can find, telling everyone what figures he has and letting them know how special he is.
His ugly custom of his favorite fapfuel, Elita. Looks like pink TFA Prime. Note the head sticking halfway out of its cab. Some disguise. Also, only girls can be pink.
Robot mode. He made it have curves, since in the original, "the character had no figure, and the only way you could tell that she was female, was her face, voice, and color scheme."
Despite his obsession with the sweet sweet love of a man and a woman, Tramp is apparently also single, as he has never made any claims to having a girlfriend or wife, ever. This is mostly likely closely related to the fact that he still holds to the notion of a man being at work and a woman being in the kitchen at all times, even though this is the 21st century.
It may also be attributed to the fact that, as a 40-year-old man, he still spends all his time preaching to the masses on DeviantART-- though even most Tartlets are too smart to take him seriously. It may also be attributed to the fact he's a 40 year old man who obsesses over female robots in a children's toyline.
- DeviantART Page
- Customs page
Allegedly the site for the company he works forThe link doesn't work. What does this tell us?
- Usual hangout. Trolling this group is double-trolling him, so fire away.
- Comic he draws for. Same applies.
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