What can one do when one is boring and devoid of interesting qualities? Why, put on some black make-up, surround yourself with dead babies, talk like you're 12, and take lots of pictures, of course! Tim Burton wanna-be's. Taking little dollies, sewing their eyes and mouths shut, sprinkling them with ketchup, and thinking somehow that this hasn't been done before. She's a super-hip cutting-edge goth arteest, and like 9739 other people, brings this fresh new look to the pages of DevianTART, MySpace, and YouTube.AKA Tricia Lynn Martin is the latest in a long line of
—Tricia, on how art theft is wrong.
—triciakitty, naming off all the people she's plagiarized
As if uploading dead babies all over the Internet wasn't repulsive enough, Tricia has decided that nine years old is the perfect age to start teaching kids to love dead things.
—triciakitty, wants you to share this with your kids
—Sebastian AKA Sigma-Airav
Many theories have been theorized on this subject. Some blame Disney, others blame video games, still others blame Ritalin. In Tricia's case we have a rare opportunity to examine this phenomenon under a microscope. From the outside, one can see that Tricia has a very busy life juggling her deviantART, MySpaces, YouTube, etc. But what isn't visible to the naked Internet eye is that Tricia has a son, Sebastian. The reason most people don't know this is because, although Tricia has all the time in the world for dead babies, bloody mannequins, Internet, , breweries, and shows, what she doesn't have time for is to raise her own fucking kid.
In this instance, it can plainly be seen that when you pawn your child off on your parents, show your kid dead babies and bloody mannequins, what you end up with is an Aspie that speaks in his own elven tongue, creates shitty Pokemon/Digimon fanfic, and falls in love with birds.
—Sebastian AKA Sigma-Airav, trying to get laid with his cockatiel
According to clues in his deviantART, it would appear that Sebastian is not only in love with a bird, but that he very possibly believes he IS A FUCKING BIRD. His name on DA, "Sigma-Airav", is very similar to that of his bird creation, "Airav". Moonspeak experts have determined that the similarity is too coincidental to be coincidental. That, and the fact that he openly says he eats bird seed every fucking day pretty much confirms it.
At first glance, one would think this was the work of a child, but one would be wrong. This is an 18 year old man whose chosen medium is crayons and binder paper. What's even more remarkable is that this talented young man understands his incredible gift, and never ceases to tell his audience all about it.
—Sigma-Airav, elven for Sebastian-Aspie
—Sigma-Airav, channeling Bach
——Sigma-Airav, languistics master
—Sigma-Airav, a motherfucking prodigy
This Thursday some epic bastard hacked Sebastian's DeviantArt account and remodeled it for him. Apparently Sebastian had brilliantly set his password to "parintoki", and the new owner of his account proceeded to spam it everywhere. After BAWWWWWing to DA's staff he got his account back, but some souvenir's of his buttsechs surprise remain, like the webcam pic.
—triciakitty, on her idea of a good time
—Triciakitty, nigga stole my bike
- sock - Tricia's
- Her DramaTube
- - self-created fan page
- Photobucket -
WARNING: lots of shitty Photoshops and poor compositionspassword-protected
- Her upcoming book
- WishUponAHero account
- Her profile at SteveNiles
- Fearnet profile
- Her YourBizarre profile
- Another pointless profile
- ...BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE
- Yahoo: triciakitty
- Skype: gmandingus
- E-mail: email@example.com
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