Trolling IRL is exactly the same as trolling OTI, except with the consequences. It is harder than OTI trolling because you might actually get your ass kicked, get raped or otherwise be violently assaulted. But if pulled off correctly, has potential for massive lulz. Think of it like this, Trolling IRL is the equivalent to getting pussy and Trolling OTI is equivalent to fapping.
In most cases, IRL trolling is caused by Chronic Troll Syndrome.
Epic IRL Faggot
|Despite what emo kids would have you believe, he is not an epic troll. He is still in fact a faggot.|
Astronomically Epic IRL Troll
Notable Examples of Trolling IRL
- Fly drones near the airport and keep all the flights grounded for 36 hours straight.
- Threaten to build a mosque at Ground Zero. (Archived )
- Throw cotton balls out in front of the black student center at your university. Enjoy the AIDS afterwards. (Archived: )
Talk and scream through the cellphone for 16 hours in Amtrak train. Bonus points if it is done in a "Silent" interval for those who want to take a nap.BALEETED. (Archived: )
- Enter a contest at Atari with your friend that offers $100 for each chip that is shrunk in the game console. Agree to split the profit 50/50. Have him do all the work. He develops a design so tight that the company can't duplicate it on an assembly line. When the check for $5,000 comes back, tell him the two of you only made $600. He takes the $300.
- Build a statue that's larger than the Statue of Liberty. Make it cost $23 million. Build the statue in the Soviet Socialist style to piss of the West. Piss off the Muslims by making it an idol. To put the icing on the cake, hire North Korean workers to build the statue while employment is rare in your country and your people are starving. (Archived: ) See also: Africa in general
- Release the iPhone for $600, forcing hipsters to choose between their weekly coke and Pabst binge and your technology. Shortly thereafter, drop the price by $200.
- Kidnap a family's dog, kill it, and send its head back...giftwrapped!
- Get your retarded kid to say "sparkling wiggles" on camera. Get a job, sparkling wiggle!
- at a Christian talent show
Killing your allies in a war.BALEETED. (Archived: )
- Place electronic signs featuring adult swim characters around Boston, and watch the city getting shut down due to a bomb scare. (Archived: )
- Blow up your underwarez on a packet trans-Atlantic flight Show the world you really go Commando (Archived: )
- Pretend 2 b a Facebook loli. Make a pedo drive 9 hours to meet you. Make them wait 3.5 hours when they arrive, then call the cops. (Archived: )
- Swim with deadly stingrays and dare them to sting you in the heart.
- File frivolous lawsuits.
- Dress up as Hitler and
- Publish cartoons of Mohammad (Archived: )
- Hold a Holocaust cartoon
contest. DELETED! (Archived: )
Claim that you found the corpse of Jesus.DELETED. (Resurrected! )
- Open a restaurant named Hitler's Cross (Archived: )
- Tell a Jew comedian he's UNFUNNY until he snaps. (Archived: )
- Hide a little bag full of white powder in a butthurt college student's bag at the airport
BALEETEDNo it's not you stupid faggot (Archived: )
Kidnap Jew soldiers.DELETED (Archived: )
Kill your wife and her lover, beat the murder rap in court, and write a book called "If I Did It, Here's How It Happened".DELETED (Archived ) See also: OJ Simpson
- Force hundreds of prisoners to for the amusement of Japanophiles
- Claim the pope was murdered: (Archived: )
- Program a video game in order to specifically troll those who raped its prequel, then release details about it every weekday.
- Announce a random person has just come out of the closet.
- Put AIDS in the pool, then close it.
- Be Andy Dick.
- Constantly treat Americans like shit, then ask for their help when you don't have the balls to defend your own country.
- Offer Western ships off the Horn of Africa friendly navigation advice.
- Kill 6 million Jews in ovens and gas chambers all over eastern Europe
- Sleep with all of the white wimminz, even though your wife is a Scandanavian supermodel.
- Publish a novel about murdering your husband, then murder him (Archived: )
Ideas That You Can Use to Troll IRL
- Ask your cash- strapped IT department why the computers don't have Windows 7 yet.
- Kirk or Picard?
- Fuck with the thermostat.
- Wear a New York Yankees hat in Boston or Kansas City.
- Start a meth lab by your local day care center or elementary school.
- Take a shit in the top tank (Upperdecker).
- Defend the actions of, or claim to attend, Westboro Baptist Church
- Ask someone for help when using the urinal.
- Bookmark The Fandom Writer on high school computers via FictionPress or Holden's Counterpart.
- Send The Ethereal Gazette: Issue Five to a racist, fantard, or a vanity press.
- Send An Eye In Shadows to Organization Of Transformative Works.
- Tell a Jew about your massive collection of Nazi memorabilia.
- Take a shit in a public restroom. Don't flush.
- Shit in the urinal.
- Find a South Korean Baptist Church. Take the North Korea Is Best Korea image, place it on a sign, and put it by the church.
- Find a road sign indicating you have entered a county. Correct the spelling.
- Call a sexual abuse support line. Tell them that the woman who called in before you is a tramp and that no one believes her.
- Post a sign outside the local fundamentalist church about the gay singles' night and pride parade they will be having that Friday.
- Ask an atheist what's so logical about everything coming from nothing.
- When an atheist points out how religion kills, talk about Mao, Stalin, and every other communist dictator who was both an atheist and managed to wipe out a few million.
- Go to the local college. Take a shit somewhere. Anywhere. Post a sign about how the shit was generously donated by John Rubenstein, Class of 1948.
- Go to some place with public computers (library, school, etc.) and set the homepage for all of them to last measure.
- Wear iPod headphones attached to a shitty MP3 player and walk into the ghetto.
- Find any street sign named CANAL STREET, and correct its spelling with green spray paint
- Give AIDS to your lover.
- Join an anarchist black bloc
- Join a sex cult and give them AIDS
- Rearrange grocery items on the shelves
- Wear Klan Kloths
- Glue coins to the top of busy stairs ie a train station and watch/film people falling over
- Happy slapping
- Get a tattoo like this and never wear a shirt again. (Archived: )
Trolling IRL: Racism
- Call yourself nigger and claim to hold a Compton Cookout party. Video Here
- Start a whites-only basketball league (Anything whites-only makes a great IRL troll)
Have a whites-only bathroomDEAD LINK
- Find a tree. Call it "The white tree".
- Wear blackface.
- Go to Wal-Mart. Get on the intercom and announce "
Attention Wal-Mart customers: All black people leave the store now". Try this one
- Blame Obama for everything.
- On Día de los Muertos, walk up to a Mexican wearing skull paint and say, "Nice costume, but Halloween was yesterday."
- Ask a woman wearing a hijab or burka to show you some sweet ninja moves.
- The Gatwick Drone Trolls
- William Tecumseh Sherman (Burned the whole American South to the ground)
- Adolf Hitler
- Aliza Shvarts
- Al Qaeda
- Andrew Meyer
- Andy Kaufman
- Andy Milonakis
- Ann Coulter
- Ari Shaffir
- Barack Obama
- Beastie Boys
- Bill Clinton
- Bill O'Reilly
- Bus Uncle
- Chaser Team, The
- Chris Hansen
- Chris Morris
- Christopher Hitchens
- Cindy Sheehan
- Daniel Tosh
- Dave Attell
- Dave Mustaine
- Dave Sim
- David Koresh
- Dick Masterson
- Faux News
- Fidel Castro
- Fred Durst
- Fred Phelps
- Geert Wilders
- Geraldo Rivera
- George Carlin
- GG Allin
- Glenn Beck
- Howard Stern
- Hugo Chavez
- Imperial Stars
- Hurricane Katrina
- Keith Olbermann
- Kevin Smith
- Kid Rock
- Jack Thompson
- Jack the Ripper
- Janet Reno
- K Foundation
- Jarrad Willis
- Johnny Knoxville
- James S. Harris
- James Randi
- Jonathan Swift
- John Ziegler
- Joseph Stalin
- Julian Assange
- Kanye West
- Karl Marx
- Kim Jong Il
- Lady GaGa
- Lars Ulrich
- Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
- Mao Zedong
- Matt Stone
- Mel Gibson
- Michael Moore
- Nathan Gamber
- Neil Hamburger
- Nick Griffin
- Noam Chomsky
- Norm Macdonald
- Not You
- North Korea
- OJ Simpson
- Opie and Anthony
- Osama bin Laden
- Patrick Knight
- Petey Greene
- Professor Philip Zimbardo
- Prussian Blue
- Tele-marketers/Phone Trollers
- Ralph Nader
- Remi Gaillard
- Richard Dawkins
- Richard Nixon
- Ric Romero
- Ricky Gervais
- Roman Empire
- Rosie O'Donnell
- Robert Mugabe
- Rush Limbaugh
- Saddam Hussein
- Sacha Baron Cohen
- Seth MacFarlane
- Sex Pistols
- Sal & Richard
- Shawn Lonsdale
- Shirley Phelps
- Simon Cowell
- Stephen Colbert
- Steve Ballmer
- Steve Irwin
- Steve Jobs
- Sunshine Megatron
- Terry Childs
- Trent Lott
- Trey Parker
- Tommy Lee
- Uwe Boll
- Victor Lewis-Smith
- Victoria Alexander
- Vladimir Lenin
- Vladimir Putin
- Walt Disney
- William Thode
- Will The Pope
- Ali Dia
- Noah Webster (has trolled any and all individuals that use the British version of English with the American version for the past 200 years, making his trolling streak the longest in recorded history)
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