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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
THIS PAGE IS BEING WATCHED BY ENEMIES OF THE LULZ.
BEWARE OF BUTTHURT REVISIONISM.
Troy Riser is an internets war hero on YouTube. He started out as just an average vlogger, uploading home movies, and talking about whatever he felt like. After being on YT for about a year, he couldn't help but notice the inordinate amount of kid-fiddlers there. Irish282, UpDownMostly, DynaCatlovesme, it just went on and on.
So now his specialty is pedophiles, and he pisses them off like noone else can. Whenever he makes a video, the pedos come out of the woodwork, generating massive amounts of butthurt, and lulzy comments on tap. Here's a small list of just some of the tubers that hate Troy Riser's guts:
- The Legion of NOWAY
- Three members especially: Irish282, DynaCatlovesme, LoganSperman2
- Young Tubers United
- Old Guy
Troy initiates the conversation
—Troy Riser, on Logan's man-friend Irish282
—Nigel Oldfield, convicted pedo discussing his "important work"
—richiepiep threatens with a lolsuit
A guaranteed shitstorm on every video
Troy's uncanny ability to piss people off comes through in every video he makes. In this new submission, he tears Young Tubers United a new asshole, and exposes them as a front for pedophiles. The pedos, of course, are furious. lol.
—Logan Sperman, sticking up for downtrodden pedophiles everywhere
In an effort to silence Troy, the pedos have sent in their point man, DynaCatlovesme. Dyna's attorney sent Troy this lulzy "cease and desist" letter. Although DynaCat's attorney was more than willing to accept his money, he didn't have the heart to tell him that there's not a court in the land that would be willing to take on the case of "YouTube User: DynaCatlovesme VS Troy Riser".
You know you're doing something right when a "hater" channel springs up in your honor. The TruthAboutTroyRiser channel is the pedo's answer to Troy's own channel. Made of fail and AIDS, it flounders on the outskirts of YouTube failing to get anywhere near the subscriber base needed to get its message out. A knock-off channel has also been started by the Legion of Noway, called
truthriser(closed). With a dismal 2 subscribers, it follows in the same footsteps as its predecessor.
This video was uploaded by CobaltDiselenide on Mar 8, 2008:
Claims Troy was a member of Yahweh and asked a minor for nude photos.
- YouTube Yahweh Clan
- Young Tubers United
- Legion of Noway
- Chris Hansen
- Suppressed article that appeared in The Trades on January 28,2008
Troyriser is part of a series on YouTube.