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Turtle Punch is a meme that is rumored to have started in the game Crysis at least 100 years ago. l33t haxxors discovered that punching a turtle (in actuality, a Mediterranean Tortoise) would kill the player and, after a series of semantic changes which experts still debate, the phrase "turtle punch" entered in common use to denote a seemingly harmless activity which has dire and unforeseen consequences.
Alternatively, turtle punch is a cheer that is used to condone animal abuse.
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