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Twice is defined as once more than once and once less than thrice (also called "three times"). If you've done something twice you're either a big fan of it or just really stupid.
Twice can also be used as an intensifier for threats, especially if you're an Internet tough guy: "Listen, asshole, if you cross me again I'll kill you - twice."
What has happened Twice
- Plane crashes into the World Trade Center.
- The coming of Jesus.
- Ninja Gaiden.
- The number of times I masturbate each day.
- The number of times I actually masturbate each hour.
- The number of times a Jew was actually killed during the holocaust according to Iran's president.
- The amount of regular fun you can have whilst having sex with identical twins.
- The proportional size of your virtual-nads whilst acting like an internet tough guy.
- The size your penis would be if you were an average, healthy male.
- The amount of generic sweet semi-gelatinous filling inside your double-stuffed Oreo, you fat fuck.
- The World War
- Noobs being pwned.
- Random hobos fucking your mother in every hole.
- Random hobos fucking you in every hole.
- The number of times your sister was raped by someone.
- The number of times Batman was attacked by a dog.
- The amount of times that you voted for George W. Bush.
- The number of times that a Bush was in office
What shouldn't have to happen twice
Twice has also been used as a descriptor for a frozen tampon. The name comes from the words TWat and ICE. "It was so hot outside today I had to stuff a twice up my axe wound."
TWICE is also an acronym for "TWO WOMEN IN CONSTANT ECSTASY". Mmmm, sappho porn...
|Twice is part of a series on Language & Communication|