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Twice is defined as once more than once and once less than thrice (also called "three times"). If you've done something twice you're either a big fan of it or just really stupid.

Twice can also be used as an intensifier for threats, especially if you're an Internet tough guy: "Listen, asshole, if you cross me again I'll kill you - twice."

What has happened Twice[edit]

What shouldn't have to happen twice[edit]

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Twice has also been used as a descriptor for a frozen tampon. The name comes from the words TWat and ICE. "It was so hot outside today I had to stuff a twice up my axe wound."

TWICE is also an acronym for "TWO WOMEN IN CONSTANT ECSTASY". Mmmm, sappho porn...

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