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Kimmo Johan Alm
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
|Watch Out!||This faggot waits for the child to make the first move in a sexual situation.
You can help by contacting Federal Authorities and alerting Chris Hansen.
Thank You, Sweden.
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
Normally when you hear someone is a pedophile, it's the #1 worst thing about a person. The person usually becomes an outcast. However, in the case of Kimmo Johan Alm, he has so many bad things about him that after you finally hear he's also a pedophile, you think, "Oh, that's all. If he were merely a pedophile, he wouldn't be so bad." Yes, that's how bad Kimmo Alm is.
Kimmo has in fact been infamous as a Swedish e-mail spammer going back years when his only website was kimmoa.se. Rumor has it that he makes his income as an internet spammer, though others think his income is entirely the fact that he lives with his mother and personally receives money from Sweden's welfare system. A recent leak of the member registry of the Swedish brownshirt party Sverigedemokraterna, also proves he belongs to the Nazi Furs.
He also completely failed to achieve his dream of becoming a video game designer and, after confessing to them how much of a failure his life was, accused Allegro of being rednecks when they failed to magically fix his enormous shortcomings. He now distributes shitty 1980s style games as freeware. These games all have malware in them and turn the user's computer into part of Kimmo's huge botnet.
Kimmo is so insane that if you make a post with an opinion different from him or something he wants to keep secret on his website and send it to show preview and never post it, if he's online, he will read everything sent to show preview and within minutes he will ban your IP from the site, purely out of a crazed sadistic stalker nature. He will then of course go around screaming about how his site has no traffic and how the internet is working to silence his "free speech website".
—Kimmo Alm on March 10, 2006, 
Kimmo's answer to everything is spam. Lack of visits to a website he owns, he spams. His registrar shuts down his domain, he spams 4chan, Tinychan, and DDoSes them both. A company has similar software to his site, even if they had the same software before his site existed, he spams that site till it's shut down. If a wiki has an article about him, he'll spam the site owner's email to death. If a webhost, SSL host, or DDoS-protection host bans him, Kimmo will spam them too.
He is also a pathological liar and he will always deny his spamming and other nefarious deeds. For instance, when moot posted the emails Kimmo sent him with full headers, Kimmo then mailbombed moot saying "How dare you lie about what emails I sent you?" And then after moot posted that mailbomb with full headers, Kimmo mailbombed moot yet again denying all previous emails including the last bunch. And then Kimmo made some obviously fake strawman-style emails he claimed were from moot.
Kimmo has ran AnonTalk TidyBBS before it. He also runs Iwantapal.com. When Kimmo runs a site, his approach to it is sadomasochistic. He is the sadist, deleting and banning people for fun as well as fouling up grammar while claiming it's perfect and then telling his userbase you must do it like him. His sites end up being populated by ban-evading trolls and people with Stockholm Syndrome (named after Stockholm, where Kimmo lives) and these delusional users go around claiming the site has "free speech" when he censors his content and bans for fun more than any other person who has ever existed. And then the pedosheep on his sites go around telling people everywhere how whatever forum Kimmo runs is a bastion of free speech and intellectual discussion.
Kimmo also has absolutely no business sense, as his only way to ask for donations is to constantly insult and demand money. He almost never gets any donations.
Kimmo's main joy in life, aside from spamming and CP, is banning people unfairly and then once he gets banned, even fairly, (e.g. his SSL cert, registrar, webhost, etc.) he just can't take his own medicine.
Over 9000 years ago, Kimmo founded Swesol (No 19 850801-0371 001) which became an epic fail. You can see the fucked up website here. Years later in 2009, he registered Payoma which is a failed clone of PayPal (info here), but never started it. If he ever starts it, then it's a guarantee that he'll spam and DDoS PayPal claiming it is "an illegal clone of Payoma" like he has done to all forums that are vaguely similar to AnonTalk.
The more you read Kimmo's writings, the more you can understand and plainly see that he suffers from OCD and Asperger's syndrome. He spends every waking second of his pointless life moderating his websites and spamming other websites to get visitors (instead of getting a job). He manually reads the host-name for every new poster; if it is a proxy then he will add it to his huge list of banned host-names. He manually checks every single post made to his website; anything that does not heavily suck up to Kimmo will get you banned. If you mention the name "Kimmo" you will be banned; he's such an uptight fuckhead that if you manage to surreptitiously sneak his name in (e.g. "If you want really good CP, contact the sysóp. His name is Kímmó A?m and he hooked me up!"), the site will go down. Despite leaving his name and address on his website's whois, he is under the delusion that his userbase does not know it.
In September 2009, Kimmo's mother's Facebook account was discovered. His mother, Gunlog Alm, had uploaded some pictures of Kimmo at a beach. Here they are...
Pics are supposedly from 2009, but that is impossible since Kimmo never leaves his room and moderates his websites nonstop all day. He pisses and shits in a garbage can that his mother empties.
Kimmo's brother was also discovered to be Jonni Mikael Alm. He is a member of the Svenska Motståndsrörelsen (Swedish Resistance Movement), a white supremacist nazi group.
Coincidentally, Kimmo's website contains several games he created. "Utmeskiten" has its goal to kill as many non-whites as possible. This game has its own page explaining the motivation behind the game. Here are some quotes:
"GUTS", available from the old mini games section. Quoting the README file: "GUTS" features ultra violence, racism and nudity. The title is an acronym and stands for "Gory, Utterly Tasteless Shooter". The pathetic little "story" goes as follows: You play as a very narrow-minded, gun-crazed, American psycho redneck. You own a .50 BMG and your hobby is to shoot non-"Aryan" people. Yeah...
Kimmo the Grammar Nazi
Kimmo falsely claims to have majored in English at college.
Should a title of a forum post end in punctuation?
- Kimmo says: All titles of posts must have punctuation! FUCKING IDIOTS! I will ban and shitlist everyone of you who does not put a period there.
- MLA and AP rulebooks say: They should only end in punctuation if it is an exclamation point or a question mark.
How should titles in forum threads be capitalized?
- Kimmo says: Do Not Use Alternating Caps Like This. It is an abomination! It is fucking unbelievable! Never do it. You are fucked up and stupid for doing it! Learn grammer right! Un-fucking-believable FUCKING IDIOT trolls! Why are my forums so full of idiots?!?!
- MLA and AP rulebooks say: For best practice, the first letter in each word of a title should be capitalized with the exception of some words like "a" and "to".
When writing, Kimmo excessively uses ellipses (...), and (obsessively) correct grammar/spelling for everything. He writes "email" as "e-mail", and "website" as "Web site". Some of his favorite phrases are "You're a liar," "You obviously...," and all intelligent questions asked to him are always replied to with some variation of "You're so stupid and what you wrote is so mixed up I'm not even going to answer your question."
Kimmo of course does not know proper grammar. He'll constantly fuck it up and then claim he does it right because he's a secret expert on the English language. For instance post titles. As per both MLA and AP guidelines, titles in posts should have the first letter of each word capitalized and should only end with punctuation if it's a question or exclamation, so what does Kimmo do? He declares the opposite is correct and bans anyone who dares even question him.
Kimmo's quotes concerning grammanazism
—An example of Kimmo's grammar obsession
—More of Kimmo's grammar nazism
—Professor Alm, apparently
Kimmo's polls are mostly about obscure movies and child molestation. He often asks if it's "OK" to molest one's own daughter. For example:
- Is it OK to lick a little girl "downstairs" if she is asleep during the whole act?
- If you save a little girl from having to work in a "third world" country, is it OK to molest her a little at home?
- Is it right to cum on your sleeping 6-year-old daughter's face and then clean it all up before she wakes up?
- Is it OK to masturbate to your little daughter and touch her while she is sleeping if you are normal when she is awake?
Disconcertingly, Kimmo has actively researched the possibility of adoption.
Kimmo writes an English guide
April 14, 2010, Kimmo started writing a guide for English to show off his expertise. So far all he got was a poor ripoff of a 4chan macro that's been around for three years before his guide. And Kimmo could not write it without fucking it up.
After it was put up, all the sheeple that worshiped Kimmo decided Kimmo can't be wrong. After all, Kimmo bans anyone for not proof reading and Kimmo majored in English at a college and he always proofreads, so "your're" is correct. This lasted until Kimmo sneakily fixed it and tried to hide all the evidence.
Kimmo the businessman
Kimmo is looking for a new host
There are many operators out there. Sadly for the internet, most of them have not heard of Kimmo Alm and AnonTalk. However, there is one ISP that is dedicated to the Lulz. It's called Serious Tubes Networks and it is a serious ISP even though it has a silly name. Kimmo chose to email that ISP.
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] Hello. I got extremely confused and worried by reading your Web site. Literally everything about it comes off as some sort of joke rather than a real business. > DMCA and copyright claims will be ignored So you are an illegal ISP, then? Why is this openly boasted as a "feature"? > Do you liek Mudkipz? > Over 9000 packets per second This is just nonsense... > 550 SEK/Month How can you lease such a powerful server with those kind of generous terms for basically nothing? Again, this really seems like a scam of some sort... > lulz How did you possibly fund such a company? > Organization Serious Tubes Networks > ISP Resilans AB What is your affiliation with Resilans AB? Are you just a reseller for them?
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] K wrote: > > Hello. I got extremely confused and worried by reading your Web site. > > Literally everything about it comes off as some sort of joke rather > > than a real business. Serious Tubes Networks is a real ISP, we have several big customers in our network and about 1000 residential customers. We are hosting sites like Piratpartiet, The Pirate Bay and ***. > > >> >> DMCA and copyright claims will be ignored > > > > So you are an illegal ISP, then? Why is this openly boasted as a > > "feature"? DMCA is not a Swedish law, so we can ignore it. DMCA is shit. > > >> >> Do you liek Mudkipz? >> >> Over 9000 packets per second > > > > This is just nonsense... > > >> >> 550 SEK/Month > > > > How can you lease such a powerful server with those kind of generous > > terms for basically nothing? Again, this really seems like a scam of > > some sort... It's not a scam. We operate out network with very low costs and buy cheap bandwidth. > > >> >> lulz > > > > How did you possibly fund such a company? > > >> >> Organization Serious Tubes Networks >> >> ISP Resilans AB > > > > What is your affiliation with Resilans AB? Are you just a reseller for > > them? We buy IP-adresses from Resilans. /Magma Hindenburg Serious Tubes Networks
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] I would be extremely tempted to rent that powerful server from you for such a low price, but I'm going to be completely frank here: the choices of words and terms on the site make me very nervous. It seems like you wouldn't hesitate to violate other laws such as just copying the entire HDD of the server, publish it on the Internet "for the lulz" and cut off the customer without prior notice or something like that. I could very well imagine that happening. I cannot imagine how somebody who read the site could trust you for anything other than "totally public anyway" kind of services such as warez hubs.
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] K wrote: >>> >>> Hello. I got extremely confused and worried by reading your Web site. >>> >>> Literally everything about it comes off as some sort of joke rather >>> >>> than a real business. >> >> Serious Tubes Networks is a real ISP, we have several big customers in >> >> our network and about 1000 residential customers. We are hosting sites >> >> like Piratpartiet, The Pirate Bay and ***. >>> >>> >>>> >>>> DMCA and copyright claims will be ignored >>> >>> >>> >>> So you are an illegal ISP, then? Why is this openly boasted as a >>> >>> "feature"? >> >> DMCA is not a Swedish law, so we can ignore it. DMCA is shit. > > > > Yes, it's shit, since the violator just has to send a "counter notice" > > and then nothing happens unless the copyright holder can afford to sue > > the other party (which most cannot). The DMCA may not be in Swedish > > law (although that surprises me), but there are still general > > copyright laws. Why openly admit to allowing people to host warez and > > stuff like that? Not everyone shares your ideas of "sharing > > everything" and international laws certainly don't. You should respect > > those who don't want their hard work copied by people who can't > > produce their own, original material. Warez servers are illegal in Sweden, torrent trackers are not. > > >> >> It's not a scam. We operate out network with very low costs and buy >> >> cheap bandwidth. > > > > I would be extremely tempted to rent that powerful server from you for > > such a low price, but I'm going to be completely frank here: the > > choices of words and terms on the site make me very nervous. It seems > > like you wouldn't hesitate to violate other laws such as just copying > > the entire HDD of the server, publish it on the Internet "for the > > lulz" and cut off the customer without prior notice or something like > > that. I could very well imagine that happening. I cannot imagine how > > somebody who read the site could trust you for anything other than > > "totally public anyway" kind of services such as warez hubs. We are a very serious company. We are very fond of our reputation since are are hosting both *** and The Pirate Bay. We are operating the whole network for Piratpartiet and also PirateISP's network. I will also be very frank here. I would be very glad to post your whole hard drive on the Pirate Bay and give your server to the police. But that would damage our reputation. Since we care about our reputation, we also care about which customers we accept. We don't want pedophiles with Pedobear stickers on their doors as our customers. We also don't want DDOS, so we avoid the enemies of 4chan. You, mr Kimmo Alm, is an enemy of 4chan and the whole internet. You are also a pedophile that host the most shitty site on the internet called Anontalk. I would never have you as my customer. > > >>> >>> How did you possibly fund such a company? >>> >>> >>>> >>>> Organization Serious Tubes Networks >>>> >>>> ISP Resilans AB >>> >>> >>> >>> What is your affiliation with Resilans AB? Are you just a reseller for >>> >>> them? >> >> We buy IP-adresses from Resilans. > > > > Wait a minute... Didn't you provide transit for others yourselves? And > > aren't IP addresses free if you request them from IANA? These answers > > basically just generate more questions... IP addresses always cost money. You can get a Ripe contract for 2000€ à year, or buy 256 addresses for 1600 à year. You can't get IP addresses from IANA, it's Ripe in Europe. Regards Magma Hindenburg Serious Tubes Networks
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] > I would be very glad to post your whole > hard drive on the Pirate Bay and give your server to the police. Thank you for showing your true colours. You are exactly the kind of psychotic, soulless, criminal chantard I knew you were from the first impression. No surprise there. You are the true scum of this world and will die from your own cancer.
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] K wrote: >> >> I would be very glad to post your whole >> >> hard drive on the Pirate Bay and give your server to the police. > > > > Thank you for showing your true colours. You are exactly the kind of > > psychotic, soulless, criminal chantard I knew you were from the first > > impression. No surprise there. > > > > You are the true scum of this world and will die from your own cancer. I would never do that to any of my customers, except you, Mr Kimmo Alm. You are a special case. I would rather host 4chan than your shitty site.
From: [email protected] To: [email protected] > your shitty site. Wow. You really are a true retard. Nothing more to say.
Anonymous visits Kimmo
Growing tired of Anontalk's faggotry, Anonymous decided to pay a visit to Kimmo and have a word with him. However when arriving at the dwelling of Kimmo the gate was locked and when calling him, he refused to answer. Anonymous, being a responsible part of social society then proceeded to paste up flyers in and around the neighbourhood that informed residents about the fact that they live close to a pedophile and that they should be careful with their children around said deviant.
Anonymous plans to make more trips to Kimmo. More information will follow as more expeditions are conducted.
Anonymous visits Kimmo. PART DEUX
Just like genital herpes, Anonymous keeps coming back, and stronger than last time. This expedition was better planned, more fliers was printed and more people participated as an additional group of Anonymous was brought to maximize efficiency and spread of the campaign.
Unlike last time, entrance was gained to the house that holds Kimmo's own apartment, and when reaching the door of Kimmo's apartment it was discovered, with much dismay, that Kimmo have figured out Anonymous's only weakness as there was a yellow sticker on the door that said "Beware of dog." Anonymous however did not falter and rang the doorbell and knocked for some time, but Kimmo was either busy fapping to child porn with his headphones on or he was having his daily hugbox session, because he did not answer the door. Anonymous had to settle with telling the neighbors to "Beware of pedophile" by distributing fliers to every household in the building. And since Kimmo holds a special place in the heart of all of us, he got a complimentary Pedobear sticker pasted on his door.
Anonymous then proceeded to paste fliers all over the area where Kimmo lives along with the neighboring areas, but this time entry was gained into the different apartment complexes and fliers was distributed to every household through the mail slot and by pasting them up in elevators and stair cases making sure that everybody in and around Kimmo's neighborhood is aware of the pedophile's pathetic existence. And thus another successful expedition was concluded.
Anonymous visits Kimmo. PART TROIS
Anonymous visits Kimmo. PART QUATRE
Okay, you're familiar with AnonTalk and all that, but before that Kimmo ran TidyBBS and before that, gamerforum.se. Not much is known about gamerforum.se other than it was a site Kimmo ran and he spammed like crazy to advertise it. But of TidyBBS, information was discovered from Tinychan. Link to thread here; it'll probably be deleted by the time you see this; you know Jan.
TidyBBS is something that Kimmo spammed everywhere. He used to spam it on 4chan's text boards every day. He also used to spam it on Wikipedia. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Bulletin_board_system#TidyBBS_spam
(Reverse DNS of 126.96.36.199 is: ua-85-225-50-71.cust.bredbandsbolaget.se)
Sound familiar? Just like AnonTalk.
Firstly, for "Disappointed at the way Usenet had turned out and of existing Web communities in general, the author decided to do things right by giving decent people a proper forum."
Now usenet was a wonderful place full of free speech. Kimmo hates free speech, so of course he hates usenet. TidyBBS is something Kimmo described on AnonTalk as his "usenet killer" that it was going to kill usenet. Well he made it in 2006 when usenet was already dead, purely do to spam. If it wasn't for spam, usenet would still be alive. It's unknown why he thought he was replacing usenet in 2006 when that already had happened, but Kimmo also was late on the times getting into dialup BBSes not until the 21st century when that's something one got into in the 1980s and 1990s and then quit once the internets were invented.
Now TidyBBS was basically a forum that one registers for. The only difference was that it had no subforums, the same design flaw built into AnonTalk. Oh take a step back. A single-forum BBS, one single forum, was what he thought would kill and replace usenet. He even titled the digg link as, "TidyBBS_the_new_Usenet". "The new usenet." Imagine usenet back at its height in the 1990s if all the posts in the milliion forums on usenet were in one single forum like AnonTalk,Tinychan, etc. have. Seriously. Seriously. Seriously. If you thought Kimmo was insane from all the stuff before, this is completely mindboggling.
Then for how he describes TidyBBS as "a clean, quality-oriented environment." Now TidyBBS was basically a place with slim to no traffic except for a bunch of pedophiles who found the site from the only place they could find it, spam, and of course they support spammers by signing up to a site they find from spam. Yes, familiar again. TidyBBS was in fact even more of a CP haven than AnonTalk was today. The only thing keeping this site from getting Kimmo in jail was that he didn't allow pictures so they uploaded CP to imageshack.
But then one day, after people kept reporting his spam, Kimmo wrote an extremely TL;DR wall o' text thread about how he always fails (like his rant on webmaster world) and how the whole world conspired against him. Next day, the shitty board was offline permanently.
Also, if you check Kimmo's Digg account (that he used for spam, of course), you'll see the resemblance of spam he used on 4chan years back.
Kimmo along with his brother (see Jonni Alm above) have close ties with Anders Lagerström, founder of Metapedia. His activities there are basically the same as AnonTalk: Delete fucking everything and Ban fucking everyone.
And just like AnonTalk, Kimmo gets a small cult-like following. He was first a Nazi Sysop on a forum of pedophiles, and now is a Nazi Sysop on a forum full of actual nazis. Under Kimmo's leadership, Metapedia's recent changes are almost entirely article deletions with the very occasional replacing articles with one line of text plagiarized from Wikipedia (without giving credit of course) and the lulzy edit summary, "much improved". Because having no original content other than articles copied from Wikipedia and twisted with nazi propaganda is what Metapedia is all about. When JuliusA complained to Nat85, a lackey of Kimmo, "You deleted all my original content on anime!" Nat85 reacted exactly like a nazi denying the Holocaust, denying he deleted original content. Nat85 also used the Nuremberg Defense, saying he was just following orders.
Nazi groups typically say Jews are the worst race on the earth. However, do The Kimmo Test! Take an ordinary jew and compare him to Kimmo. Is the Jew worse than Kimmo? Nearly all jews, despite greed, despite pushing leftism, are actually not worse than Kimmo. Other than a small few like Lenin, Kimmo is worse than almost all jews.
And just like with AnonTalk, an illegal clone of Metapedia sprung up run by Fiala1. And already Kimmo has launched into attack mode, sending off bogus copyright complaints claiming that pages he personally deleted from Metapedia such as low-flow toilets and leaf blowers were written by Kimmo himself rather than the people he banned from Metapedia.
- Butthurt - The pain of this man.
- Chris Beer - Infamous 4chan spammer
- ChadSyphrett - Another pedophile who spams
- Alex Ford - another part-time 4chan spammer and full-time moron.
- Chris Chan
- Pedobear - Another well-known offspring of Lulzy BBS sites.
- João Bernardo - another 4chan spammer and guess what? He's a pedophile too!
- Kimmo Alm Emails - an extensive email exchange between moot and Kimmo Johan Alm, in which Alm acts like a retard and raging faggot
- Seto Kaiba - Same material, minus the negative attention (which he urgently needs)
- Kimmo's personal site
- Kimmo's Rage Bulletins
- Info on Kimmo (Archive)
AnonTalkGone Kimmo's attempt to create the next Myspace/Faecesbook - He's shocked and enraged how it's so unpopular and unused.THE FUCKER SHUT IT DOWN LOL.
He's also registered but not made sites of: payoma.com, pervseek.com
Not made by Kimmo
Kimmo's ad for iwantapal.com
- Kimmo's dox  (Archive), , , (most detail) His mother may answer and claim that he doesn't live with her. This is a lie.
- http://twitter.com/KimmoAlm (spoof as Kimmo's account)
- Kimmo Alm meme generator
- WOT Security Scorecard of anontalk.se - People with the WOT browser add-on can mark the site down.
- WOT Security Scorecard of Kimmo's other website Payoma - People with the WOT browser add-on can mark the site down. It's Kimmo's attempt to copy Paypal.
Kimmo Alm bulletin generator
| Kimmo Johan Alm is part of a series on Dying Alone