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Police.gif DUCK DUCK GO: THE SEARCH ENGINE THAT REFUSES TO PAY THEIR BILLS


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DuckDuckGo is the shitty search engine run by Jews that made a million views per day on the adverts we put up for them and then refused to pay us our previously agreed CPM. Of course we waited over 4 years until we decided to actually make this, because that's how we do things.

The way it works is not through any actual work or development of their own index algorithms, they instead prefer to give you results through the parasitic use of other search engines and Wikipedia.

The kike founder who ripped us off[edit]

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Yegg (more like beg amirite?), or real name Gabriel Weinberg is the founder and CEO of DuckDuckGo. He contacted us (not vice versa) back in 2011 asking whether DuckDuckGo could advertise on ED. Since we were still in the migration stage and were getting booted left and right from hosts who couldn't see the lulz, we were more than happy to accept what was going to be valuable money for riding out the initial stage of ED 2.0.

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