User talk:LulzKiller

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The Current Year[edit]

good find with the john oliver pic H64 09:41, 23 January 2016 (EST)

TY. Funnyjunk of all places. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:55, 23 January 2016 (EST)

MediaTransformError[edit]

Hello. Can you check the files I commented out in ReneeIsdetermined? This includes File:Renee1.png up to Renee50.png. They mess with the server when they try to show on the page, like here (gallery) due to. Also File:Faggotbeholdrae.png . It's some error in script implementation, so it should be looked at because pages are easily bombed using affected images.

Here's the rest Jetpropelledbrick 17:45, 18 February 2016 (EST)

I apologise but I have no particular skill in this area. Ask Schnookums. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:02, 18 February 2016 (EST)

Effort[edit]

You didn't actually write and sort it all by hand did you? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:43, 27 February 2016 (EST)

How else was I supposed to do it? We don't have the latest version of mediawiki so I can't use the external editing tools that do auto shit. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:45, 27 February 2016 (EST)

Henry Ford[edit]

I won't restore the article, mainly because it's short and shit, but when an article has enough text to have multiple paragraphs it's generally best to let it stay. —  VX  21:31, 29 February 2016 (EST)

I understand your perspective, however the article was completely unfinished; no categories/templates/related articles/external links. I don't even know if I saw links to any other article. Also the guy hadn't come back for it in 2 months. It wasn't an attempt at being deletionistic. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 04:26, 1 March 2016 (EST)

Advice[edit]

Lol, you ain't done.

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:00, 3 March 2016 (EST)

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:02, 3 March 2016 (EST)

by the looks of it I already have done them. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:06, 3 March 2016 (EST)

then you should celebrate by an hero. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:17, 3 March 2016 (EST)
I haven't got 9 lives to fall back on though. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:19, 3 March 2016 (EST)
How do you know until you try? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:21, 3 March 2016 (EST)
Because I'm not a cat. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:22, 3 March 2016 (EST)

Verified[edit]

You must really like Milo Fag-it-up-oulos. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 23:19, 3 April 2016 (EDT)

top bantz laaaaaaaa. Seriously though insulting the reader when it comes to negative lists is common here. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:20, 3 April 2016 (EDT)
The reader is such a useless and non-notable faggot that they deserve nothing less than damnatio memoriae. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 23:32, 3 April 2016 (EDT)
Not as much a faggot as someone using Latin pretentiously. The reader gets the full blast, go big or go home. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:37, 3 April 2016 (EDT)
I'd honestly be shocked if the reader weren't already aware of how much they suck - I mean their article is linked to over 4000 times. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 23:55, 3 April 2016 (EDT)
Welcome to ED. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 00:01, 4 April 2016 (EDT)

rvihro[edit]

rviharo aint the real viharo. I think its mikemikev/john donnis.Dr Malcolm LEWIS 23:01, 5 April 2016 (EDT)

Pekka Auvinen[edit]

This probably isn't relevant as you likely don't care, but you edited the page a little bit and as you're an admin, I would like to ask you what you think of the significant content boost I've done on the Pekka-Eric Auvinen article. I've worked my ass off on the Jeff Weise page, as well. I am an EDitor and I can set AOTN, but would the pekka page even still be relevant to anyone? I do want to have it set as AOTN on the 9th anniversary this year (nov 7), but is it worthwhile to use it as AOTN if nothing of note is happening or being set? Peace. AlGore 01:21, 1 May 2016 (EDT)

There are 20 give or take links to youtube videos that are just numbered, name them and move them to a sub-section of external links if they are not notable enough to be embedded and explained. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 07:09, 1 May 2016 (EDT)

Yeah I decided to just make a channel with all of his shit. I can't really verify this as archive.org hasn't covered any of his videos links, but I knew of this dude back during 2007 when theamazingatheist was doing a rant on him and the other kids who worshiped or idolized the columbine idiots. I wasn't a friend of naturalselector89, but we did have some comments sent back and forth probably half a dozen times. When I found out what he did it freaked me the F#@$ out. I figure I want to put my knowledge of that kid to work for this site.

Your idea is good. I'll get to work on it;

And also,  — Preceding comment added by AlGore (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Thanks[edit]

I won't fail you, s-senpai~

AlGore 13:46, 4 May 2016 (EDT)

Confused how templates work?[edit]

Calling for Janitorial review isn't impersonating a janitor, thx.

Jeytr 20:51, 6 May 2016 (EDT)

Fuck off. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:52, 6 May 2016 (EDT)

Do you wanna be with me? I wonder if you also confuse me with Manlytears who recently used my name with an s at the end, that would be impersonating.

Jeytr 20:59, 6 May 2016 (EDT)

The template says the article is selected by JANITORIAL STAFF FOR REVIEW. Not normal users, you fucking spastic. Fucking talk down to me like that you cunt. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:01, 6 May 2016 (EDT)
Did you ban him for bitching? The guy didn't have a dozen edits. Ban for vandals and legal threats only. —  VX  21:07, 6 May 2016 (EDT)
He got banned for acting like he was staff and then talking shit when he got corrected. I was tempted to ban at the adding of the template but I decided mercy, fucker acting like I was being the retard made him get what he deserved. Whether he claims Jetyrs is someone else is a claim that can only be trusted at his word, which would mean ban evasion. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:11, 6 May 2016 (EDT)
Fair enough. Just... try to take it a bit easier on the dumb ones. —  VX  22:40, 6 May 2016 (EDT)
Sure np. If he continues I'm not going to pull the punch though. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 22:42, 6 May 2016 (EDT)

Mikemikev[edit]

I'm fine with allowing Mikemikev back, although this could be Atlantid pretending to be Mikemikev (Atlantid recently impersonated Mikemikev on Reddit). It's been nearly five years since Mikemikev's initial account was blocked. It's time to give him another chance. And yes, "enemy of my enemy" is another factor in this. I'm not going to insult your intelligence by claiming it isn't. I'll watch him and keep him in check when necessary. --JuniusThaddeus 18:01, 2 June 2016 (EDT)

Mikemikev has basically made infinite numbers of sockpuppets to both evade sockpuppets and vandalise his own article amongst others over the last few years. He has a long history with this site in regards to this. It's been 5 years since the first account yes, but a rather shorter distance of time between his last and now. Also I believe there was consensus regarding the grandparents, but I might be wrong regarding that and that alone. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:04, 2 June 2016 (EDT)

Like I said, I'll watch him and keep him in check when necessary. Also, I was the only one who argued against including information on Mikemikev's grandparents. I'm not going to encourage the posting of the address anyway. Plus, it could be trick. If it's Atlantid pretending to Mikemikev, then he could be trying to "expose" me as someone who encourages doxing. --JuniusThaddeus 18:22, 2 June 2016 (EDT)
No one seemed to argue with you regarding the grandparents IIRC. I thought Atlantid's trick was to include false information or pretend someone else was him. If he makes one wrong move, you'll know what happens. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:24, 2 June 2016 (EDT)
Ah, you're right; claiming that Atlantid is trying to construct some sort of trap would be giving him too much credit. And yes, I understand; if he makes one wrong move, he'll be gone. --JuniusThaddeus 19:34, 2 June 2016 (EDT)

RE: Someone has a crush on you[edit]

Thanks, I've left a couple of comments within the thread. I really don't enjoy defending myself online. Defending oneself makes one sound like a whiner, especially online, where no one understands what tone comments are meant to be read in. For example, Vordrak accused Null of crying to his mother, when Null's comment was clearly (to me, at least) meant be to read in a defiant tone. Null was saying that Vordrak failed to get to him, but Vordrak took the message to mean its opposite. --JuniusThaddeus 10:43, 3 June 2016 (EDT)

It's just weird how every single attack I've seen of you on reddit is of a brand new sockpuppet throwaway account. Like it does not give him credibility. I also like how they are always like MICHAELDSUAREZMICHAELDSUAREZMICHAELDSUAREZ. Like nigga we know his name he uses it like Zaiger does so calm your bitch ass. It's happened with the ED subreddit too a few times. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 12:08, 3 June 2016 (EDT)
He's still at it. This time, he's reactivating his old accounts:
--JuniusThaddeus 15:12, 9 June 2016 (EDT)
He always uses brand new accounts. It makes no fucking sense. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:27, 9 June 2016 (EDT)

It's the same bullshit he tried on Faintsmile1992: https://www.reddit.com/r/encyclopediadramatica/comments/3o55nd/. --JuniusThaddeus 18:20, 9 June 2016 (EDT)

"So he [Oliver] can hear it"? No, Oliver isn't the intended audience for my comments. My comments were meant for onlookers who don't initially understand what they're looking at when they view Oliver's comments and need an explanation. Oliver has the most acute case of narcissistic rage I've ever seen. Nothing we say or do will change his mind, and I think the argument went on for long enough. Nevertheless, I appreciate the comments you've made. --JuniusThaddeus 22:07, 9 June 2016 (EDT)

Thanks for the update and the help. Moving on isn't in Oliver's nature. --JuniusThaddeus 22:08, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

No worries. I'm more surprised how he keeps track of all the accounts that he creates. He seemed to not have a response when I told him that blocking three specific URLs (that I imagine we can circumvent) on one search engine does nothing especially if the blocking is notified on the search results themselves. I like how he genuinely believes that his ED page is unwarranted. At least him filing that notice was more productive to his ends than him spamming shit about you on every outlet possible. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 22:14, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

Sortable tables[edit]

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{| class="wikitable sortable"
! RANK
! 
! PLAYER
! CONFIRMED KILLS
! INJURED
! ACTIVE
! STATUS
! PLAYING STYLE
|- style="background:#f2ff00"
| <!-- rank --> 1
| [[Image:MiniflagJapan.png|link=Japan]]
| Mamoru Takuma
| 8
| 15
| June 8, 2001
| Death by hanging
| A former janitor, went to the private Ikeda Elementary School and killed rich kids. Only used a kitchen knife.
|- style="background:#fbfb00"
|}
</center>

Every exclamation mark is one td, ie one column horizontally. . The | refers to the first exclamation mark, so you need as many | as you have exclamation marks. E To make a new "article"/person you use |-
For instance:

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A B
C Penis
Dick
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!1
!2
|- 
|A
|B
|- 
|- 
|- 
|- 
|C
|Penis
|-
|Dick
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If we have more exclamation marks than | it looks like this:

N O T G O O D
Penis
{| class="wikitable sortable"
!N
!O
!T
!
!G
!O
!O
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|-
|Penis
|}

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 06:47, 5 June 2016 (EDT)

aotn[edit]

Gawker going bankrupt is breaking news too and that article on the shooting isn't even finished yet, set the aotn back pls. --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 18:22, 12 June 2016 (EDT)

It was Oddguys idea. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:23, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
DEADLIEST Mass shooting in american history, with all the victims being fags. This is the ultimate shitstorm and deserves prompt attention. However we already have 6,000 hits for the article I made like 8 hours ago so maybe we can set it as AOTN for the 14 and 15th instead. AlGore 19:18, 12 June 2016 (EDT)
Z just has his vendetta against Gawker to hold, not like we've already made the article AOTN like 5 times in the last 18 months. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:20, 12 June 2016 (EDT)

Template:Age[edit]

GG HEY THERE!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with adding "Template:Age" to pages
I just wanted to say keep up the good work

--JuniusThaddeus 08:27, 18 June 2016 (EDT)

Me and Cobalt came up with this idea after Z got confused as to why a E-U.com page had an outdated age of an individual, Cobalt made me aware of this template, the thing is still work in process because it applies to a lot of individuals in terms of E-U.com. Unfortunately in many cases a birthdate is not given and just a rough age and therefore I can not change that. I've basically become the de facto maintainer of that archive anyway. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 08:31, 18 June 2016 (EDT)
Since I showed him the template, I'll take all the credit. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 08:42, 18 June 2016 (EDT)

Grammar[edit]

TY, I only edit inebriated. Mike the Great (talk) 20:14, 18 June 2016 (EDT)

It shows. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:25, 18 June 2016 (EDT)


Quick question[edit]

What is that anime that's on the faggot template? --KindAuto97086 22:13, 22 June 2016 (EDT)

idk. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 22:16, 22 June 2016 (EDT)
Bobobo-bo Bo-bobo. --JuniusThaddeus 22:29, 22 June 2016 (EDT)

It's been a while...[edit]

How are you? I see things have changed around here since I was last online. The new homepage looks great. I was busy will real life stuff and didn't have time for good ol' ED. Feel free to talk to me on my talk page. – Deceptive  Leave a message on my talk page 23:38, 1 July 2016 (EDT)

I was wondering what the fuck happened to you, you'll need to ask a crat for your powers back though. I'm doing relatively OK-ish, fucking up my own education etc. We have tshirts and all that shit. I've basically coming up on a year of being a sysop. Still mostly hated though XD. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:42, 1 July 2016 (EDT)
I dont h8 u s-senpai. and welcome back Dec, shits been a while. AlGore 06:37, 9 July 2016 (EDT)

User:Bigdaddyjoe[edit]

All he was doing was removing broken images and YT embeds. Try not to be so quick in reverting people and see the diffs if an edit looks suspicious. — Flexcube.gif Deceptive(talk) 23:29, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

I just saw a user remove significant shit in 4 different articles without reasoning so I suspected vandalism by removing images similar to how other images were removing images of IHE. Good to know it was a false alarm. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:31, 8 July 2016 (EDT)

Trucking[edit]

How odd, the 'official' page wasn't in the new pages list when I started my version (and still isn't now), so am not sure what's happened here. Oh well, I thought it was strange that there wasn't one. Would you please delete the page I started? ta. Sidecar 16:11, 15 July 2016 (EDT)

Always check recent changes first. Done. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:14, 15 July 2016 (EDT)

The New Troll Order[edit]

Good catch. Still, wait 7 days from the time of creation before deleting in the future. —  VX  20:44, 28 July 2016 (EDT)

Lol two of their admins/users (one is at least one anyway) followed me on twitter after I sent "Alpha" the message like some sort of fucking intimidation tactic lol. Thought vanity articles like that that are obvious are allowed for immediate deletion per spam though? It reads like a puff piece. I was kind enough to not even ban him. I'm not mad don't worry I just think in this specific case the wait is not needed, I believe the article was 4 days old anyway disregarding the most recent edit so it's not like I removed it in the first hour. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:48, 28 July 2016 (EDT)
Well, I guess you're right. It was strictly vanity, that was the author's whole purpose here, so the 7 day wait can't really be justified in this case. No one was going to improve the page by rewriting it into something other than vanity. —  VX  21:01, 28 July 2016 (EDT)
I don't think we have the equivalent of AlGore for small Google+ groups lol. I'll link you to their group if you want. I find this quote funny "They are currently one of the most formidable groups on Google+ due to their track record of always hitting their mark and wiping out their adversaries without mercy and without remorse." We've got some fucking badasses over here, I better be careful now I deleted their page they gonna be after me if I disappear for more than 48 hours you know what to do man XD. I'm probably not wrong when I called him 12. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:09, 28 July 2016 (EDT)
Yes, please do. Also, please show me their Twitter accounts that followed you. To be perfectly truthful, I'm scared. I really hope they don't come for us and take down ED with their preteen hacker magic. —  VX  21:47, 28 July 2016 (EDT)
I'm actually scared for my life, I feel like I need to delete all of my internet history and call the police so they can put me in a safehouse where I can be protected by armed guards. God knows what they can do, they will make lulzsec look like prank callers.
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:54, 28 July 2016 (EDT)

*STOP* UPDATING THE LINKS TO MY FRIGGIN' PATREON VIDEO AND ADDING LINKS ABOUT ME, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:<[edit]

SERIOUSLY, I'M TRYING TO GET MORE FRICKIN' SUPPORTERS AND DONATIONS FOR MY GODDAMN WORK BECAUSE I'M BROKE, I'M NOT UPLOADING IT FOR YOU ASSWIPES TO MAKE FUN OF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M REUPLOADING IT AGAIN AND AGAIN BECAUSE 'YOU GUYS WON'T STOP HATING ON IT OR MAKING FUN OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REMOVE THE FUCKING LINKS TO MY PATREON, FURAFFINITY AND LINKEDIN PAGES AND REMOVE THAT ARTICLE ABOUT ME AND YOUR FRIGGIN' YOUTUBE UPLOADS OF MY VIDEOS AND PHONE CALLS AND MY HOME ADDRESS AND PHONE NUMBERS RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND STOP CALLING ME A "FURRY" AND MY ANIMATIONS "SHITTY"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY ANIMATIONS ARE SUPPOSED TO LOOK PROFESSIONAL, AND I'M NOT A GODDAMN FUCKING FURRY, I'M AN ARTIST OR CARTOONIST WHO DRAWS ANIMAL CHARATERS, ANTHROPOMORPHIC OR NOT, AND HUMAN CHARACTERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I ONLY SIGNED UP ON FURAFFINITY TO POST MY ANTHROPOMORPHIC ARTWORK THAT I'VE UPLOADED ON DEVIANTART BEFORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S WHY I JUST DISABLED PUBLIC ACCESS TO MY FA PROFILE PAGE FOR GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D:< Nate is EVEN MORE Pissed 23:57, 17 August 2016 (EDT)

No nigga stay mad go drunk driving like your mother and kill yourself. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:59, 17 August 2016 (EDT)

Good goy[edit]

Halfbakedsuperhero.png HEY THERE!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with All this shit.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

AlGore 18:02, 18 August 2016 (EDT)

Thanks. I've done a lot of ED shit today. Haven't even finished the Time Magazine section. We do need to archive all gawker links fast though, we have less than a week because the gawker archives staying up post-Univision is NOT guaranteed. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:04, 18 August 2016 (EDT)
Alright, I'll help out. Tell all the other admins and EDiots to do this shit too. And when we have time, we'll sort through all the uncategorized / unlinked pages and clean out the trash. AlGore 15:03, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
Right, I've already cleared out the mainspace links in terms of gawker.com the specific site/blog. What remains in that are the likes of talkpages, userspaces etc. Which means that we all have to come to a consensus as to what to do. Do we retroactively edit other peoples comments and userspaces to archive the links? Another factor we have to realise is is that, we have a de facto unwritten policy in place regardless to archive ALL Gawker links, this means kotaku, deadspin, gizmodo, etc. That increases workload by a bit, will people be willing to do it all or will I have to do it slowly over the next 6 months anyway when I can be arsed. Also would we need to write a help page/guide specifically telling people how to do this? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:11, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
IDK, just give me some links to search on ED (aka gawker.com or whatever it is) and I'll start archiving them. AlGore 15:17, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
use archive.is WITH the archive template. You can look in my contribs in terms of how I did it. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:19, 20 August 2016 (EDT)

Keep working hard bro. I've halvened Kotaku links. I'll have kotaku wiped out within a few hours, depending on how drunk I get. AlGore 22:53, 20 August 2016 (EDT)

It's nearly 4am in britain, so I can not promise that I will be working long, we don't have a 24hr deadline, my main worry is uber deciding to blanket-delete all links before we can archive them all. he thinks we do this for a love of gawker then in fact we despise them. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 22:58, 20 August 2016 (EDT) I have already eliminated lifehacker and io9, this is good progress. Main links priority first, and then we deal with non-main links. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 22:58, 20 August 2016 (EDT)

Give me all the sites to archive / clear out, and I'll do as much as I can by the time you're awake dude. AlGore 23:16, 20 August 2016 (EDT)

These are all main links, once done, we can look into non-main links.
*[1]
*[2]
*[3]


The rest have either been done completely or are otherwise non-main links only. This also doesn't include Kotaku for obvious reasons. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:21, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
I have cleared Valleywag and Kotaku. AlGore 00:54, 21 August 2016 (EDT)
I've deleted the two links that have been done, the other three remain. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 00:56, 21 August 2016 (EDT)

I LOL'd[edit]

(Molestation log); 18:26 . . LulzKiller (Talk | contribs) ræped Weeb (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) (Excuse me wtf r u doing?: took us a month, what the fuck is that code shit?)
Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 14:45, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
I still have no idea what the fuck that fo firstname shit was supposed to mean? Is it him hijacking our SEO to promote some site? Was he just trying to vandalise the links? was it him just botching some attempt to making the links look better or just more formatted? nigga got me confused man. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:47, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
  • Yeah, I saw both of the revisions he made and it's clear that he doesn't know a thing about HTML programming. I don't know what he was trying to accomplish, though. But who cares, he's b&. Also, I thought it said "Weev" at first. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 14:51, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
It's not weev, it's a weeaboo degenerate. Also whatever he accomplished was to fuck the links over by making them not work. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:53, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
  • Obviously. The ban just reminded me of some of the funny bans people administered on the old ED. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 15:04, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
I try my best, with mixed results. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:05, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
Searching the tags bring up ED as first result. My guess is some wordpress shit. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 15:31, 20 August 2016 (EDT)
Yeah I did google myself, I never used wordpress so I wouldn't know. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:33, 20 August 2016 (EDT)

Gawker Shit[edit]

Spent all day archiving all this shit. All the sites you sent me are cleared now. Any more sites, give me and I'll do the work. Feel free to leave me some support templates on my talk. AlGore 02:40, 21 August 2016 (EDT)

Check the same sites that are not in mainspace. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 11:16, 21 August 2016 (EDT)
Big boss salute.JPG Отдать честь!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with Gawkerfags.
I just wanted to say keep it up, Soldier.
AlGore 12:17, 21 August 2016 (EDT)

Any other sites to archive / delete? Gibs. AlGore 17:34, 21 August 2016 (EDT)

non-mainspaces of the exact same sites. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 17:37, 21 August 2016 (EDT)
Alright I'll get to work after I'm done with the Timothy McVeigh image shit AlGore 17:42, 21 August 2016 (EDT)

Lulzkiller the pervert, neo-nazi, sick liar[edit]

I never created that MDSuarez entry about porn (the person who did is here [4] who also created Michael's lowcow wiki). You're just posting lies and slander about me again because i exposed you as the pervert. All you do is reverse the truth.

Why would you be doing this?

insecurity and psychological projection.

I now have your 4000+ sick and perverted postings about porn etc. on the ED forum, and most of these are very recent (2015-2016).

Lulzkiller posting a porn site to visit "fuq.com":

Lulzkiller posting "titties" of a 17 year old girl (child porn?)

Lulzkiller posting in another porn thread and writing: "needs to have scenes of bitches fighting in jello"

There's 4000 posts of your sexual perversions and porn to go through. You get 50+ page results for searching your name and "porn" or "sex":

You have hundreds to thousands of perverted sexual posts.

What else? your posts are filled with anti-Semtism, racial slurs, and Holocaust denial. You're a Nazi loon.

Here's also a sickening post you made calling someone who killed a women with children a "hero".

Who project your bizarre views and sexual perversions onto me? really weird.Albion 14:22, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

Stay mad Oliver. I never posted the "titties" I merely said the word, Harpoons provided the non-nude pictures you retard. Playingafiddle is you. You do realise the google searches search through the entire thread aka they not being from me? Also removing the links because fuck you stay mad nigga. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:29, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
  • You ban him, and then you reply to him? Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 14:31, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
Yeah. He's going to read it anyway. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:32, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
thats something a DA tart would do Uberfukken 16:21, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
Considering he has god knows how many banned account here, it isn't. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:23, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
true to your name Uberfukken 16:26, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
That's the only thing I can ever promise you. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:29, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

barfquote[edit]

   
 
Dicks
 

 
 

—[Nigger]

 — Preceding comment added by Cobaltcat (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Morphquote[edit]

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|I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism.|{{archive|PBtED#selection-2121.1-2121.99|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

|I don't mean that when i said evolving, i mean white civilization has greatly improved since earlier times, and evloved into something magnificent. compare that to africa for example. Africans have made very little since say 5000 years.|{{archive|c3xTB#selection-1473.1-1473.237|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}
|I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine:

Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.|{{archive|qUR6Y#selection-1055.1-1061.58|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

|I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation.

I hope i am making myself clear now.|{{archive|ywegb#selection-2357.1-2361.37|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

|Anglo-Saxons and Europeans are gods sons and daughters, they are the lost 12 tribes of israel. Watch my video:

<em>Last edited by Greenkey2; 08-02-07 at 20:44.
Reason: Link removed - we've no room for this attitude here.</em>|{{archive|ZcdGe#selection-1437.1-1449.62|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

|Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord.|{{archive|b0SSU#selection-2115.1-2115.80|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

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I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism.
 

 
 

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I don't mean that when i said evolving, i mean white civilization has greatly improved since earlier times, and evloved into something magnificent. compare that to africa for example. Africans have made very little since say 5000 years.
 

 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

   
 
I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine:

Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.
 


 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

   
 
I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation.

I hope i am making myself clear now.
 


 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

   
 
Anglo-Saxons and Europeans are gods sons and daughters, they are the lost 12 tribes of israel. Watch my video:

Last edited by Greenkey2; 08-02-07 at 20:44. Reason: Link removed - we've no room for this attitude here.
 


 
 

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Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord.
 

 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

The last quote is the problematic one. For some reason, the archive link seems to be replacing the quote text. I've tried fixing it with a variety of methods, but it seems the template won't accept "Closed for what, saxon means isaacs sons saxons = english stock. English are gods people." as a string and replaces the signature line with "—{{{17}}}". However, the signature line does accept the archive link if you put it in the correct spot:

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|I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine:

Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.|{{archive|qUR6Y#selection-1055.1-1061.58|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

|I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation.

I hope i am making myself clear now.|{{archive|ywegb#selection-2357.1-2361.37|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

|Anglo-Saxons and Europeans are gods sons and daughters, they are the lost 12 tribes of israel. Watch my video:

<em>Last edited by Greenkey2; 08-02-07 at 20:44.
Reason: Link removed - we've no room for this attitude here.</em>|{{archive|ZcdGe#selection-1437.1-1449.62|Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007}}

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I'm not racist, i'm just a conservative christian. I believe in many principles of Anglo-Israelism.
 

 
 

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I don't mean that when i said evolving, i mean white civilization has greatly improved since earlier times, and evloved into something magnificent. compare that to africa for example. Africans have made very little since say 5000 years.
 

 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

   
 
I tried to write little as i am trying not to offend anyone. Iv'e already stated for i'm an anglo-israelite. If you would of preferred biblical references then why to have white pride that's fine:

Jonah 3:8 - proves that white were created in gods image.
 


 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

   
 
I havent contradicted myself, because as i quoted from the bible, god is referring to the non-white races as the 'beasts of the field.' They have not evolved, while the white has since say 7000 BC - i am not talking biology, i am talking about the improvement of the white of a period of time, like you said adaptation.

I hope i am making myself clear now.
 


 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

   
 
Anglo-Saxons and Europeans are gods sons and daughters, they are the lost 12 tribes of israel. Watch my video:

Last edited by Greenkey2; 08-02-07 at 20:44. Reason: Link removed - we've no room for this attitude here.
 


 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

   
 
Eureopean people have a right to know their direct blood-bonding with the lord.
 

 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

Unfortunately, the correct quote text doesn't display, even though the signature string module seems to be working. Notice the last line, and notice that there's three different sections. One is ignored entirely (the intended text), the next is used as the template text, and the third one is used as the signature. My best guess is that this is a problem with MediaWiki and how it interprets the input, or it could simply be a matter of putting a template within another template and problems resulting from that. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 15:51, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

I should clarify I tried multiple tried to get it working and it had the same end result as you posted. I knew it was the last quote and that was why I didn't include it. problem was it wouldnt work in an squote or just even a normal quote either. I thought it might be mediawiki fucking up, cobalt found a potential solution to the link problem. It doesn't help we use a 5 year old version of mediawiki that no one can be arsed to upgrade. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:56, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
Found the problem. The equal sign was giving all sorts of trouble.

Fix:

   
 
Closed for what, saxon means isaacs sons saxons = english stock. English are gods people.
 

 
 

Archive today-ico.png Oliver Smith ("AngloSaxon"), tombraiderforums.com, February 8, 2007

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:06, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

One of you fuckers can add it back in to the section, I've done enough for now. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:09, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
I am busy doing anything else. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 16:11, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
Krade, earn that sysop you're so desperate to get back. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:12, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
Hey lulzkiller where'd that thread go where you banned someone and then replied to them, i wanted to call you a DA tart. Uberfukken 16:16, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
It's still here, you lazy twat lol. btw we ban atlantid on sight regardless I'm not doing anything out of the norm. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:19, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
oh okUberfukken 16:21, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
Ask Junius if you don't believe me, he spams the ED reddit often, and is having a sperg at KF over their thread. Teamed up with Vordrak to take us down too. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:23, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
you play in some very autistic waters my friend Uberfukken 16:26, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
I know. It's part in parcel of this gig. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:28, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
  • Okay, the morphquote is fixed. Krade Gavel Icon Small.png 16:17, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

More hard work[edit]

SealED.png HEY THERE!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with Hard work.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
GG HEY THERE!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with Hard work
I just wanted to say keep up the good work
Halfbakedsuperhero.png HEY THERE!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with Hard work.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.
Big boss salute.JPG Отдать честь!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with Hard work.
I just wanted to say keep it up, Soldier.

~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 19:11, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

Thanks mate. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:13, 29 August 2016 (EDT)
Pekkagif01.gif HEY THERE!
Hey, LulzKiller! I saw what you did with New one lol.
I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 19:40, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

I made my first archive because this page was getting too slow with all the templates and shit lol. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:41, 29 August 2016 (EDT)

Thanks for improving the article. --JuniusThaddeus 11:19, 30 August 2016 (EDT)

Found an old picture of you in unused image files[edit]

Teletubbydoingsheep.jpg

Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:27, 16 September 2016 (EDT)

Love you too, carlsberg drinking fucker. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:29, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
I don't drink beer. I am not old enough :(. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:40, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
You can drink the mess I left in my lass' pussy. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:41, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
No thanks, I don't eat lamb. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:46, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
You'll need to move on from pork when the mudslimes annex you. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:47, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
They'll come to your country first. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:48, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
You're closer to Mecca mate. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:49, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
But they'll go West. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:53, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
They can stay in Calais with the Somalians. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:53, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
Driving a truck of peace. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:56, 16 September 2016 (EDT)
European Truck Simulator 2017. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:57, 16 September 2016 (EDT)

Welcome back[edit]

I was getting worried that u got v& brother. It's good to see yo still live nigguh ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 04:39, 20 September 2016 (EDT)

Oliver actually did report me to the police on the 9th funnily enough, ED's been mostly shut so I haven't been on it much. Doesn't help that you can't upload images and ashit. I've been around the usual places, I wasn't AWOL. I'm on that WrongThink shit if you want to sign up for that. My TV/Monitor broke down on Sunday, so had to buy a new one and it's still having problems and says it doesn't support PC via HDMI, and it shows with the cutouts and flickers. I'm sure there's more to say but my head is muntered. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 04:51, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Should have bought a real Monitor. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 04:58, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Haven't got money/space, etc to get both a tv and a monitor, shit has to be prioritised. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 04:59, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Then only get the monitor. Who watches TV anymore? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:01, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
I don't have an aeriel, it's all about the ports and dvd player and shit. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:02, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Who watches DVD? Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:04, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
I do if it looks good and is 50p. Also have small collection. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 05:05, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
50p is also the resolution of DVD. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 05:18, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Who even uses CDs or buys movies/games anymore in 2016? ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 08:45, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Buying cheap used physical backups isn't the worst idea. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 08:46, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Yes, it is. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:05, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Suffered from hardware failures b4 aint doing it again. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:06, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Online services, mate. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:14, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
My upload speed is shit. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:15, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
So? Be a dick, like everyone else. Or use Netflix and whatnot. You live in UK, so you have access to a lot of shit. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:18, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Just let me have my physical shit man. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:19, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
No. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:20, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:21, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
I am saying you are autistic, nigger. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 09:24, 20 September 2016 (EDT)
Cobalt Cat: Winner of Captain Obvious Award 2016. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:25, 20 September 2016 (EDT)

Steam[edit]

Get on steam. I need to have a private chat with you ~ Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 14:05, 21 September 2016 (EDT)

Collaboration Effort: Rapefugee / Crisis[edit]

HUGE POTENTIAL -

European Rapefugee Crisis & Rapefugee

GOALS:

  • Separate information to their respective articles
  • Expand said articles
  • Increase lulz / humor
  • Report the facts (Ironic that you have to go to troll sites to get the REAL news nowadays)
  • Do it for the lulz
  • Advertise the pages, especially in /pol/ spheres
  • Archive.is links in case of inevitable censorship

I'm sending you this e-flyer as you edited Rapefugee and might still have an interest in these projects.

-Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 09:03, 23 September 2016 (EDT)

Is there enough material to support two different articles? I have strong doubts. I thought the latter was supposed to mean the former anyway. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:05, 23 September 2016 (EDT)
Rapefugee - focus on the rapists themselves

European Rapefugee Crisis - focus on the cultural effects, the potential for civil war, the political aspects -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 09:11, 23 September 2016 (EDT)

ED's JzG?[edit]

Why did you delete my articles? I lurked on ED for a while, looking at the style of other articles and then mimicked them. Tell me what I did wrong. I don't need to post on Kiwi Farms, I leave that to losers who leach off platforms created by others because they lack the ability to create and market their own. People like JzG, for example. --Jonathanbishop 17:58, 26 October 2016 (EDT)

We are not your personal army to engage in a proxy war with KF users, your articles looked more like they were ported articles from Wikipedia which you then proceeded to vandalise to your own personal point of view. You've already done this twice, I don't want to have to do it a third time. Also no dox thanks. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:04, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
They were not intended to be attack pages. They were made in the spirit of other articles already on ED, intended to be sequels to existing articles rather than first generation meme. They were meant to be satire, not factual. That is why the linked articles proved the opposite of what was said in the article, as they provided access to the satired truth so people could see they were satire and not fact. They were written equivalents of the visual imagery I post to Deviant Art. If I wanted to post factual content critical of others, I have my own platform and am happy to receive service from anyone who does not like such factual content on my own platform. I did not post on ED to harm but to entertain. Trolling is a art, not an science. --Jonathanbishop 18:16, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
"Gerry Hawke helps alienate his clients from the judges he is hired to persuade.". I don't even know who this guy is but this is approaching Atlantid levels of crazy. I don't care about deviantart, and I don't like those fuckers writing shitty attack articles either. This shit is boring if your intent was to entertain. As I said, it reads like a wiki article. Seriously complain to Null about him or something jfc. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:26, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
It was meant to read like a Wiki article, in the same way Private Eye is meant to read like a newspaper! --Jonathanbishop 18:30, 26 October 2016 (EDT)
lol fuck off. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:53, 26 October 2016 (EDT)

Santrece212[edit]

Is the author of the article. He was removing vandalism from another user. Read the history next time before you ban authors of their article. ••General Niggerson Page me. 17:30, 28 November 2016 (EST)

^This. Some bitch was spamming his article, probably Lenny or one of his gang members. -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 21:47, 28 November 2016 (EST)

RE: title blacklist[edit]

Done. It uses regex. It isn't hard to learn, and it's helpful when using find and replace. --JuniusThaddeus 19:40, 8 December 2016 (EST)

I'll find something that makes it easy to understand eventually. Thanks for the help. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 19:43, 8 December 2016 (EST)
You're welcome. --JuniusThaddeus 19:50, 8 December 2016 (EST)

^_^[edit]

<3 --Mantequilla (talk) Mantequilla.png 15:14, 21 December 2016 (EST)

"The avatar with the bright, shining light on it"[edit]

Did you happen to notice the video of that nerd reading our banter on the talk page of the Bearing article? If not, here's the precise moment: <video type="youtube" id="mPo9fjK4L-I&start=331" height="250" width="350" position="center" frame="false" /> He even read the "get a shower" part lol. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  18:56, 5 January 2017 (EST)

Yeah me and cobalt were fucking laughing at this kid ages ago. Same with bearings recent video who didn't even mention me, seems like people tend to just not bother once they just see an avatar. Also he thinks I'm a hypocrite because I decided to fuck with Oliver XD LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:58, 5 January 2017 (EST)
I like how some of the comments (including ones left by the guy from the above vid) keep saying "ED has standards now, Mantequilla is a decent guy" etc, when in reality the removal of the fake pedo accusations were mostly done to avoid another lawsuitVermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  19:16, 8 January 2017 (EST)
"Fake" accusation. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 03:26, 9 January 2017 (EST)

Conflict's end?[edit]

Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Thizzlehat_Junction_Center#Why_are_there_7_pages.2Farticles_with_Oliver_D._Smith_in_title.3F – What are your thoughts on the most recent comments by Oliver and his brother? Although I don't believe Oliver's brother's claims about not being involved in harassing others, he seems to be much more mellow than Oliver, and perhaps he has changed since 2014. Oliver deleted his blog on you, although I suspect that it's a reaction to your proposal, given the timing. Nevertheless, I want to believe that we can just talk this out, and I really want this conflict to end and for everyone to move on. --JuniusThaddeus 22:27, 17 January 2017 (EST)

Oliver just last week made a blog about All The Tropes aka me and geth and sent an email trying to get me and Geth kicked out. Whether he did delete his blog or whether wordpress finally said no is yet to be seen. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 02:03, 18 January 2017 (EST)

I've decided to remove the stuff about Oliver's brother. Mainly because I want everyone to move, and partially since Oliver's brother seems to be the better of the two, and partially since Oliver was being rather insistent and annoying. --JuniusThaddeus 09:57, 19 January 2017 (EST)

Is it possible for you to just delete the article or completely rewrite it? I'm tired of Oliver constantly bothering me with this shit. He just doesn't go away. --JuniusThaddeus 13:25, 19 January 2017 (EST)
A rewrite is inevitable, however not currently possible due to other commitments and projects. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:27, 19 January 2017 (EST)

I've just went ahead and deleted the article. The loss of KiwiFarms and the Lolcow Wiki means that Oliver is just going to focus 100% on ED. KiwiFarms was more or less the only support group for those attacked by or interested in Oliver, and now that support is gone. Please, please just accept that this is over. --JuniusThaddeus 07:00, 21 January 2017 (EST)

Am I the only one who isn't a fucking pussy? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 07:02, 21 January 2017 (EST)
There are better things to do. --JuniusThaddeus 07:06, 21 January 2017 (EST)
Like fucking retire like you said you would? Non-sequitur response cause you can't reply to the truth. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 07:10, 21 January 2017 (EST)
I didn't realize what I was getting into when I decided to document the activities of a psychopath. It's just too much. --JuniusThaddeus 07:20, 21 January 2017 (EST)
KF is getting archived. I expect the eventual reinstatement of Oliver having an ED article one way or another.

http://archive.is/aQyW8:

It will not happen at all if Kiwi Farms re-opens under (say) Dynastia with someone called McNotNullHonest as its technical advisor. As down-payment that I keep my promises, I have just unpublished two articles about Null’s mother. Josh can greatly enhance my trust in that process by providing a complete copy of the Kiwi Farms database including an unredacted copy of the user and private messages tables.

Wow. Vordrak wants Null to violate the privacy of every KiwiFarms user. I hate how these people think that they're somehow the good guys. Their only talent is causing other people to break down and give up. --JuniusThaddeus 07:45, 21 January 2017 (EST)

You say that with no hint of irony how you gave up and I haven't. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 07:46, 21 January 2017 (EST)
But we are the "good guys". Vordrak's anti-Kiwi Farms email group includes scholars and legal professionals, with the support of several politicians (e.g. Grant Shapps). I gained Vordrak's trust because he knows my story checks out, i.e. that I'm just a fairly young university graduate who got defamed and harassed at the Kiwi Farms. In contrast Joshua Conner Moon is a high-school drop out, cyber-bully troll, sadist, unemployed, living in his mother's basement. I have all the emails that were sent to Moon's family since they were passed to me, more importantly I have Joshua's bizarre responses showing he's desperate and in a terrible mental state. A few lols: in response to the massive log of his racism, Joshua suddenly claims to have "black friends", that he's not a big supporter of Trump, that he is actually a supporter of LGTB rights and is now trying to say Kiwi Farms was all a big joke/satire, and he is the "victim" of harassment. He's a liar who is denying the last decade of his internet activity to stop these people going after his family. Its all too late. As someone recently posted on reddit: "One day they [Kiwi Farms were always going to hurt the wrong person and have something like this happen. If you play with fire, you get fucking burned.]" That "person" - I know the identity of, but am not revealing it. This whole Kiwi Farms feud has wasted enough of my time and unlike that "person" I am not continuing anything against Joshua as long as Kiwi Farms stays down. Most people agree what is now happening to Joshua, is karma. I appreciate Michael deleting these ED articles on me and like I said I deleted the Luzlkiller blog. I would also appreciate if you deleted my photos since they were also uploaded. I said I would delete the Geth blog, I plan on doing that, but note Geth wrote something like 10 blog pages about me; I'm not going to rush to help him, since he has all those still up on me. Junius Thaddeus wants to move on, so don't restore his edits. If Lulkiller still wants to defame me here, let him write his own article on me from scratch.Carpenter 09:19, 21 January 2017 (EST)
I'm not interested in you lying again Oliver. Your ATT blog is still up about both me and Geth. I'm still here. I'm not arrested. I'm not castrated. I'm not dead. You said on record that I should take what you said as threats and I did. I don't care about Null or Michael. Against me you still lost. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 09:31, 21 January 2017 (EST)
Along with archiving, you can also recreate the article in your user space. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  10:32, 21 January 2017 (EST)
I have other things to do but that will happen, ofc you're welcome to help too. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 10:34, 21 January 2017 (EST)
I don't personally have anything to add to it. He's never even said anything about me, I'm just weighing in with my opinion. All I know is that the dude wrote a shitty attack blog on you, tried to contact police to get you arrested IRL over some tweets, and you say he threatened to kill you, too. He made JT look weak, now he's trying to do the same to you. Remember this is a troll we're talking about here. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  18:04, 21 January 2017 (EST)
I'll also be contributing to the new article. I assure you you were better off with JT's version. I'm not even a fan of attack articles, at all, but not since Chris-Chan has the drama of a singular demented fuck needed to be recorded as a warning to everybody. Mike the Great (talk) 17:23, 21 January 2017 (EDT)
You guys don't have to rewrite shit. If you're wanting to continue it, restore it and expand it to include Oliver taking credit for closing Kiwi Farms down by attacking the owner's mother. Oliver's such a nice, innocent fellow as he says, yet he's so proud of himself for costing a mother her job. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  17:50, 21 January 2017 (EST)
Someone else seems to be writing the new article, if they want help I'm open arms. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:14, 22 January 2017 (EST)
I'm sure they could benefit with knowing the file names of the photos for inclusion. Vermin-rat.jpg VERMIN  23:03, 22 January 2017 (EST)

Can I still write about Paul Joseph Watsons suicide encouragement[edit]

Can I still write about Paul Joseph Watson suicide comments if I don't mention Salon???  — Preceding comment added by IAmBack (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

The problem is we can't really tell someone off here for telling pedos to kill themselves when we actually have a database on pedophiles and have told them to kill themselves in other articles. Looking at the edit, most of it was Salon. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:54, 18 January 2017 (EST)

Weren't most of those pedophiles involved with childporn and other degeneracy? Anyway thanks for replying anyway. Much appreciated.  — Preceding comment added by IAmBack (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

The official ED Twitter account has had arguments with "virtuous" pedophiles. Indeed some were but others were those publishing about fantasies etc. Considering we tell everybody to kill themselves we can't really hold PJW to a standard that we can't. Like all he would do is go "ED OF ALL PEOPLE IS LANGUAGE POLICING ME", you can see how quickly that would fall apart. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 21:47, 18 January 2017 (EST)
Encouraging suicide is wrong even if the person you're encouraging to kill themself is a sick kiddy diddling paedophile. Kill yourself. — GirlOnInternet SquiglySmall.png 23:16, 22 January 2017 (EST)
I don't know how to interpret this. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 22:47, 23 January 2017 (EST)

RE: html5media[edit]

See Widget:Html5media. The videos can be hosted outside of ED and embedded here. --JuniusThaddeus 22:34, 23 January 2017 (EST)

Addendum: Special:Upload says OGV files are permitted to be uploaded, but there's a 2MB size limit. If there video you're interested is larger or if you want to use a different format, you can host it outside of ED and use Widget:Html5media to embed it. --JuniusThaddeus 22:44, 23 January 2017 (EST)
Would it work with unlisted YouTube videos as a way to circumvent them from finding the YT embed and DMCAing it? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 22:46, 23 January 2017 (EST)
I wouldn't know; I've never tried. --JuniusThaddeus 23:18, 23 January 2017 (EST)
It will not. All of the YT download places have an expire for the clip. They will be able to see the YouTube url in the url itself. So the best bet is shit like mixtape.moe or similar shit. Cobalt Cat.jpg CobaltCat 01:52, 24 January 2017 (EST)

Gethn7 as david poole[edit]

Is Gethn7 David Poole? If not, tell me and I can try to stop an innocent getting doxed/harassed. I'll email candicelyynpotter.com and tell them they got the wrong person. Can you confirm that his him, or not?NorseSword 18:31, 12 March 2017 (EDT)

"I don't run candicelynnpotter.com. There's no way to remove anything". GG no RE. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:45, 12 March 2017 (EDT)


XOTN[edit]

Set XOTNs more frequently ty -Swasikasig.jpg (Al Gore) 01:00, 9 April 2017 (EDT)

Mantequilla says that the articles should remove deleted[edit]

I talked to Mantequilla about this. --JuniusThaddeus 16:41, 4 May 2017 (EDT)

The Oliver article got re-written so you shouldn't be deleting that regardless of author request. CLP are going to go after you one way or another their word means fuck all. The articles will be around. I've been through this with you before.
Look, you need to set pride aside. My family is at stake this time. And they don't care if other people rewrite the article. Please. --JuniusThaddeus 17:05, 4 May 2017 (EDT)
You accused me of accusing your brother of child rape. Which I never did. How fucking dare you. "my family" always fucking thinking about yourself and not realising that you're not the only one. fucking give up your rights and disappear, see how that works. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 17:07, 4 May 2017 (EDT)
Sorry. That was mistake. I meant to type "they accused my brother", not "you". --JuniusThaddeus 17:22, 4 May 2017 (EDT)
They'll still attack you, you know. You've done this before to no avail. I can't reason with someone who does the same thing multiple times with no difference, that's insanity. This isn't about pride, it's about principles and not being blackmailed.
The fact that you think that you're the only one affected or the "same level" is bullshit and you need to re-evaluate how you think about others. The articles will come back one day one way or another and now you just made yourself known as the weak target.
Just give up your admin and do what you said you'll do ages ago. That'll do you much better. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 17:25, 4 May 2017 (EDT)

I know what I'm doing. I have special assurances from someone who knows both law and the situation. He knows more about than Geth does. --JuniusThaddeus 23:17, 4 May 2017 (EDT)

Geth knows that even after he stopped they still kept attacking. "special assurances", give me yours that you'll retire for good. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 23:20, 4 May 2017 (EDT)

Working on Donny Long article, was wondering if you have some lulz you can add[edit]

Since this obvious faggot (no, seriously, anyone who has to scream as much as he does about being straight has to be the world's biggest cocksucker) has given you some shit and unlike Junius you aren't willing to take Donny's cock up your ass, so I was wondering if you could look over my work in progress article on the guy and add any lulz you know about. I don't really know much about Donny's ladyboy (looks post-op to me) slave Heather Deep, so if you can fill in some blanks or provide me information on her, that'd be great. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 17:42, 5 May 2017 (EDT)

I'm more than willing to work with you on this when I have some time, not the best at articles etc, but I can contribute, you have Discord or Twitter or Steam or something where I can reach you? LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 17:44, 5 May 2017 (EDT)
I just need some shit to look up on her, got the rest of this covered, so if you can drop some reading material on Heather in a message on my talk page, that'll work, or you can PM me on EDF. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 17:59, 5 May 2017 (EDT)


A problem regarding one of the articles[edit]

I have a problem regarding one of your articles. Could I address you here about this? I have substantial evidence that one of the articles on your site is basically a manipulated smear attempt at several innocent people rather than criticism of the person in question. If you are willing to hear me out I would like to show evidence and tell the entire story. I can show facebook profiles and other evidence for my claims.--Cb1 (talk) 08:24, 16 July 2017 (EDT)

I don't think I have ever edited your article Marjian. I can not take responsibility for articles that aren't mine. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:34, 16 July 2017 (EDT)
I understand. But my point is that I have evidence the dox is incorrect, at least 3-4 innocent people are defamed and the title itself is ridiculous, given that I never poster under my real name. It is obvious what the article creator was/is trying to achieve. I don't understand how you can just accept everything some lunatic says on the Internet with absolutely no evidence. I never once claimed it be that person and there is absolutely no evidence that is my name, unless you think some yellow cartoon figure on a 2010 FB acc counts as that. Which is why I didn't bother until now but now I thought somebody will see reason as I see this shit being posted online all the time. Note that I don't have any problem with my ideas being criticized, even ideas I abandoned 4 years ago but it's disgusting completely innocent people are slandered to try and harm me this way. Where have you seen the article of somebody who never used his full real name being his supposed name? I don't even want it deleted, I can be criticized as much as people want to. I have an issue with innocent people's pictures and info being put there. I thought this site was turning to gathering drama not harassing people. Also, I am addressing the admins as don't want to make things worse by deleting such content myself. Do you think I should do that once I post that long explanation with links in the Talk section or would it just get reverted? --Cb1 (talk) 16:45, 16 July 2017 (EDT)
Mate, you said you were gonna rape someone's daughters when they turned 12. I'm not interested. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:48, 16 July 2017 (EDT)

weird edit[edit]

do you think this is legit? LIODPhoenix Emblem.png 10:08, 23 July 2017 (EDT)

Reverted. Shit is supposed to be an inactive archive anyway, user is more than welcome to make a new article for this supposed person for normal ED but switching names and almost everything out like it's a template doesn't sit well with me. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 10:11, 23 July 2017 (EDT)

Things seem to have finally calm down[edit]

I've noticed this, and I think that the article should be deleted. There's finally peace now, and peace should be rewarded. It would benefit everyone if Oliver learns that society rewards peace. The business at Kiwi Farms seems to be finally settled, and I would appreciate if things were to become settled here too. Oliver is also trying to have his RationalWiki articles deleted. --JuniusThaddeus (talk) 08:59, 28 July 2017 (EDT)

I opposed the soft deletion of the KF thread and of the ED article, the ED article was re-written just so you couldn't delete it. fuck off. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 14:39, 28 July 2017 (EDT)

Set up Steam for you[edit]

Here it is. Dunno if it works, friend request me and we'll see. Says something about me having a limited account so I can't friend request myself. DarkLordTR --> Talk here, n00bs. 16:28, 25 January 2018 (EST)

Done. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:30, 25 January 2018 (EST)

Run/Redemption[edit]

Run/Redemption isn't me. Not sure if you want to unblock those accounts, since they aren't block evading. Also, look at this; no one even reads this stuff, but this guy spends hundreds of hours typing (same for his blog where he's written hundreds of thousands of words).Herodotus (talk) 09:58, 11 March 2018 (UTC)

Request[edit]

Was redirected here by another sysop. JuniusThaddeus, myself and others agree to delete the Rome Viharo, Emil O. W. Kirkegaard, Oliver D. Smith and Mikemikev articles. Can these be finally deleted to end conflict/drama?Isthmian (talk) 19:21, 17 April 2018 (UTC)

Israel redirect[edit]

Although ColumbineLegend420 went about it in a stupid way, there's the germ of a decent gag there. Turning the "Israel" article into nothing but a subsection of the "Palestine" article would be a magnificent way to throw shade. What do you think? СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 15:37, 24 April 2018 (UTC)

There's a lot already written on the Israel page, so I'm not sure removing all of it is a good idea. I do not oppose a merger where a lot of the Israel content gets moved to a bigger pages containing both Israel and Palestine content. I would however instead propose a new "two state" solution. Hear me out.
What if we move the Israel content to Palestine, and the Palestine content to Israel, in effect pissing off both Jews and Arabs. Thereby fitting the ED ethos perfectly as opposed to "choosing" a side which a single redirect would. Maybe add a Italic notice at the top sarcastically redirecting users to the article they probably meant to go to. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 18:45, 24 April 2018 (UTC)
It took me a few moments to get my head round that opening sentence (par 2), but now that I can comprehend your proposal I think it is a galaxy brain idea. СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 21:44, 24 April 2018 (UTC)
Been thinking (but not much) about how to do this. The obvious and easiest way to do it would be to just flip the text between the two articles, and then renose each of them in the intro. (Say, "Israel is occupied territory that rightfully belongs to the Palestinians" and "Palestine is the wrongfully-occupied ancestral homeland of the Jews"). Any rewrite that's more in-depth than that and it could turn into a real ballache imho. What think ye? СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 14:07, 25 April 2018 (UTC)
I think that if you notice the top of the palestine page, I think that should be done in the same format of italic notices. I was not suggesting a full re-write, but we might want to add an alarm notice in the top of each talkpage letting people know this is intentional, somewhat like Wikipedia remind people to use a certain type of English. Israel's actual head paragraph is great as is and sufficient at pissing people off, if you want to add meat to the bones of the Palestine one you can do if you so wish, but I notice that linking to each other at the very top in the previously suggested ways would allow users to know what is up and allow them to read both articles easily, if that makes any sense. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 15:39, 25 April 2018 (UTC)
Hm. I think it would be clearer and easier to "show" than "tell" this concept. If you do the switcheroo, I'll have a better idea of your scheme, and can chip in if needed (which it probably wouldn't be). СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 16:51, 25 April 2018 (UTC)
You do the switcheroo, and then you add one of these for both, linking to the other. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 16:54, 25 April 2018 (UTC)
Let's face it, there is no realistic prospect of either of us actually doing this, is there? СидецарPutin surprised face 180.jpg 17:01, 25 April 2018 (UTC)
I'd like to see if other admins approve first, ask whatever active ones if they give two shits. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 17:02, 25 April 2018 (UTC)

faggot blox needs banning[edit]

hi, some faggot named Blox keeps vandalizing the vidlii page. he's butt buddies with spiderfan and needs a good banning please. — Preceding comment added by JohnMarston72 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Next time choose a better topic heading because I thought for a second you were talking about me. That should solve your problem, even if I know nothing or care to know about whatever's going on with that topic/page. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 20:18, 28 April 2018 (UTC)
my bad man, thanks  — Preceding comment added by JohnMarston72 (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Spammers are back[edit]

Sorry if the Recent Changes is a total shitstorm. I had to ban vandals and spammers, then restore some of the articles and protect them like The Soapbox and Steve Lake. The recent images are loaded with unfunny shit and low-res porn too. One of the spammers even threaten to make a article about me. I have a feeling they'll come back. Ivo Robotnik (talk) 11:28, 29 April 2018 (UTC)

Yeah as you can see from the above topic, someone dragged me into this even though I know absolutely nothing about this shit. If you want to catch me up on whatever bullshit to look out for let me know, I apologise if I was accidentally fucking this shit up by being misinformed. Usually when I see mass removals, my admin reptile brain just works on autopilot so if it's warranted let me know. Don't want to make your job harder. Protecting it likely wise decision. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 11:31, 29 April 2018 (UTC)


Mikemikev[edit]

came back to wales from korea. hes going to cut you up. slowly  — Preceding comment added by Yyyyy (talkcontribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

lol sure. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 06:57, 2 August 2018 (UTC)
is it possible to now delete Mikemikev? or ask JuniusThaddeus.Rupert Smythe (talk) 12:45, 2 August 2018 (UTC)
his page is locked, so I can't comment.Rupert Smythe (talk) 12:51, 2 August 2018 (UTC)
Junius is no longer admin to my knowledge. I'm not interested in dealing with those who threaten to cut me up. LKCustomSig.jpg (talk) 13:16, 2 August 2018 (UTC)