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VaLLarrr is a scientologist auditor, lying sack of shit, and certifiable pseudointellectual. She likes to post rapid-fire on youtube to prevent anyone from noticing the huge inconsistencies in the bullshit she spews. She started this pattern of rapid-fire posting on the epic Message to Scientology video, which caught anon's eye, something had to be done.

This is the story of how she was put into intellectual checkmate.

Keep in mind, ALL OF THIS OCCURRED IN ONE THREAD! This cunt is stupid enough to contradict herself this many times - IN THE SAME FUCKING THREAD.

Unlike most articles on ED, this is entirely factual. All posts are actually written by this bitch.

How To Spot A Shill

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This particular retard likes to insult your intelligence by claiming to not be paid to troll youtube. On the left is her account, and on the right is mine. Note that I've been a member for just under two years, while she's been a member for just over a month. You can corroborate the 36 days bit by clicking on the image and looking at the date uploaded (or checking out the profiles for yourself; the growth will surely remain steady). A two minute per video average is pretty conservative in my opinion, but we could cut it by 30% and it'd still be full-time video watching for the past month. This isn't taking into account the massive amount of time she spends trolling on individual videos, so it's probably safe to bump the figure by ~1hr/day.

That's 12 hours per day average and probably higher on youtube. And she thinks we're dumb enough to believe she's not getting paid for this.

vaLLarrr typically trolls youtube to prey upon teenagers in order to appear intelligent. Her ability to form a sentence (occasionally) allows her to outwit most Jewtube users with her subjective reality, humpty-dumpty style "a word means whatever I want it to mean" bullshit. During my initial encounters I took note of the strategies used and equipped myself by reading Dianetics.

LRH was an idiot who knew that he couldn't win any support if he were subjected to the notion of objective reality, so he simply denied it's existence. This is CRITICAL. Simply by CLAIMING the ability to perceive something, Scientologists can then perform philosophical wankery to suggest that it actually exists - this rabbit hole goes deep, indeed. They simply do not believe that a world outside of their perception even EXISTS. This sort of 'logic' is what allows her to make such patently ridiculous claims and retain a sense of righteous indignation when bullshit is called.

Proof that this bitch is a lying sack of shit

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Clearly, vaLLarr IS NOT A LIAR! She knows he is not a liar!

When asked about auditing, vaLLarr answers:

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This seems straightforward and believable. Fast forward a week...

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Holy shit! She's not just an auditor, she's a REPAIR AUDITOR! But, wait, I thought she didn't personally charge for auditing?


She'll try to weasel his way out of this lie by saying, "oh, I don't personally charge for auditing, the church charges, and I just do it.. for, uh, free. Yeah. I was being completely honest"

But does this cunt make money from practicing her HIGHLY TRAINED PROFESSION?

YOU BET YOUR ASS SHE DOES.

Does this constitute personally charging for auditing?

YOU BET YOUR ASS IT DOES.

That makes her a lying sack of shit.

Let's see what happens when she's challenged by a /b/tard from Tennessee who never graduated high school...

The Premise: Dianetics is a bullshit rehash of Freudian psychiatric principles

This notion is particularly hilarious in light of the fact that scifags equate psychiatrists with nazis and blame them for the holocaust.

The reality of it is supported by the fact that LRH got his balls handed to him on a platter for practicing psychiatry without a license, and was perpetually butthurt when he was turned down by the Veteran's Administration for psychiatric help that he was begging like a bitch for (which would also allow him to consume yet more government cheese) which he never forgave them and swore eternal vengeance.

IN A NUTSHELL:

  • The subconscious and the reactive mind are the same thing.
  • There's no physical proof for engrams as claimed by LRH.
  • Lacking physical proof for engrams, it's the same concept as repressed memory.

First, she agrees that there is no physical evidence for engrams, thus agreeing to part of the premise. WIN. This despite the flagrant claim to the contrary by LRH, made multiple times in Dianetics.

Just to be clear: L. RON HUBBARD SPECIFICALLY CLAIMED THAT ENGRAMS HAVE PHYSICAL EVIDENCE.

Read Dianetics and look for yourself, he makes the claim multiple times (over 30 -- seriously) from chapter 2 onwards! You'd think that a "highly trained professional" would know this...

ONE DOWN, TWO TO GO.

She's taken the bait...

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Now, watch as she performs mental gymnastics... remember, she just said engrams aren't claimed to be implanted from the womb.

BUT WATCH AS SHE AGREES WITH ME MOMENTS LATER IN THE SAME THREAD...

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Contradicting the post she just made minutes before... And now, to close the trap...

Engrams ARE NOTHING LIKE REPRESSED MEMORIES! Except they're repressed! And they're fucking memories!

THAT'S RIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS - THE CONCEPTS ARE IDENTICAL.

TWO DOWN, BABY!

And now, let's close the trap...

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and get her to agree to my entire premise...

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She openly agrees that the subconscious and the reactive mind are the same fucking thing. In fact, watch as she uses the terms interchangeably.

AGAIN: EARLIER ON THE SAME THREAD!

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AND THAT'S THREE.

TO RECAP

The premise:

  • There is no physical evidence for engrams, as LRH claims multiple times in Dianetics.
  • There is no quantitative difference between engrams and repressed memories.
  • There is no quantitative difference between the reactive mind and the subconscious.

Supports the inferences:

  • Dianetics is a rehash of Freudian psychiatric methods, and auditors are wannabe psychiatrists without licenses or accountability.

AND

  • Scientology auditors are stupid, vaLLarrr exceptionally so.

Furthermore:

  • Destroying your opponent's position = WIN
  • Making your opponent destroy their own position without even realizing it = EPIC WIN

Further reading

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LOL TECH:

DianeticsDisconnectionChild abuseSaint HillScientology's History of the UniverseSec CheckFreewindsSea OrgGlossaryReligious Freedom WatchVolunteer MinistersOSASpace Opera

SCILONS:

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