This harpy-like attention vampire (probably a cousin of Dracula) lived in Romania (or one of the over 9000 ex-communist black person states from that part of Europe, who gives a fuck), but has then moved to Czech Republic (ANOTHER ex-communist black person state - is she trying to move up in the world or what?) to serve as a cock-tease for her jealous-raging, obsessive-control-freak of a fiance: Kimilsung.
It is rumored that they tried to start a revolution to convert the planet back to Communism. This rumor
is was under investigation by the Men in Black until both Venator-Somniorum and Kimilsung fell off The Edge of the World and were never heard from again...
Being a furfag automatically requires involvement in drama, and Venator-Somniorum is no different: Constantly posting journals about how shitty her life is, how her "friends" pick on her, and BAWWWWLETING her gallery only to reupload everything 2 months later. ALSO she made a new gallery on deviantart, where she draw some ANIME-FAG art as well with syrrhaal username. Her new gallery here -> http://syrrhaal.deviantart.com/ ( You can see, funny as she plays French gay foxxxxiieeee )
Her adventure into Dramaland began at least 100 years ago, when an artist on FurFaggonity by the name of Bagheera posted a picture he did for his friend, AmbberFox. Unbeknown to Bagheera, poor Venator-Somniorum has long had the HAWT for his CAWK, and wasted no time in proceeding to suck his cock. She sent a message to Bagheera asking if she could color the picture. Bagheera, having no idea what an emo sick fuck she is, agreed to let her do it. She spent 2 weeks obsessively coloring the picture (which later got BAWWWWLETED by her request).
A few months later, Bagheera drew another picture, this time for a friend named Ayelet. Once again, Venator approached Bagheera expressing the desire to color this picture. While talking to Bagheera about the coloring of this picture, she shamelessly said:
To further the lulz even more, she told Bagheera that:
Ooooh yes, how hard life is for Venator-Somniorum. Her attempted defamation of Ayelet only proves that all furfags are emo, jealous, angry loners who can't help but start beautiful shitstorms across the internets.
Eventually, the need for CAWK was just too much for Venator-Somniorum. She requested for Bagheera to draw her a sexy piece of furry porn. Because she told him how jealous she was of that picture of Bagheera and Ayelet, Bagheera decided to do what a good friend usually does: Give her what she wants. This proves to be a fatal mistake on Bagheera's part, however - because he soon came under the attention of Venator-Somniorum's ONE TWU LUV: Kimilsung
When Bagheera wrote a journal entry about being unhappy with certain commissioners he was working for, Kimilsung trolled Bagheera's journal by saying:
- Fail at Engrish.
- Fail at logic. Proof: If someone is a "rich kid" who got nothing from his parents, then he's no longer a rich kid.
- Why would anyone want to go to a black person, ex-communist shit of a country to work for him? That's over 9000 times worse than working on furfag commissions.
- Nike does not have any sweat shops in Taiwan, because Taiwanese economy is on-par with developed countries and its workers actually demand more than $0.01/hour.
- Nike does not have any sweat shops in black person, because it is not interested in its unskilled ex-communist peasant labor force.
- China does not want to nuke Taiwan, because all communists have vagoo. Even male ones. A good example of this would be Kimilsung.
- Unbeknown to Kimilsung, Taiwan made the computer he was using to troll Bagheera's page. Proof: Taiwan manufactured 99.99% of the world's computers in the 1980's. Czech Republic only has computers from the 1980's.
- "You cannot call Kimilsung an ex-communist asshole. He's my FIANCE!!!"
- "I completely 100% agree with what my fiance said in his TROLOLOLOL."
- "You are a bad person because you disrespect your commissioners.
- "You are a bad person because you never, ever talk to me. You have twice the watchers I have, and you only pay attention to your fans."
Venator-Somniorum's long-winded essay can be easily translated into:
Bagheera was asked by Venator-Somniorum to remove the two pictures she colored for him, because she "wasted two weeks of her life on them". Bagheera also removed the description under the furry porn he drew for her, much to the dismay of Anonymous due to the loss of lulz.
Venator-Somniorum has since then gone back to making her seizure-inducing furfag porn for her fucktard fiance. For those who have weathered the worst furfaggotry on the internets and managed to survive (and actually want to see MOAR), these abominable artz can be found in the gallery below.
In 2009, Venator-Somniorum disappeared into the obscurity of the internets along with her ONE TWU LOVE after she delete fucking everything from her journal as well as most of her gallery. According to reliable sources, they were most likely murdered by Russian mafia while
driving to work in a beige Lada - on second thought, that's impossible. There are no cars in Czech Republic.
But the horror is not over, she possible disappeared as Venator-Somniorum, but not from the internet. THE FAG IS STILL ALIVE -> http://syrrhaal.deviantart.com/gallery/
OMG little foxxxiieee plz, gimmie your collar, fuck meee...
- Attention whore
- Two of my friends died
- My mom just died
- Dead Friend
- But you are died!
- Thats not funny, my brother died that way
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