|High score||20 confirmed kills; 70 wounded|
Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov was an 18 year-old zoomer and Russian patriot, who achieved infamy in his motherland after he decided that school sucks and shot up his shitty tech college in Crimea, all while dressed up as his idol Eric Harris, whose co-op attempt at the high score with Dylan Klebold on the Columbine High School map served as primary inspiration for his own homicidal endeavors for which he managed to outdo his heros and break into the highscore chart in his country only being outdone by terrorists and the Russian government itself.
Having been a longtime fan of the Columbine made for TV movie, Roslyakov sought out to put together a bootleg spoof for his Russian audiences, and did so on October 17th 2018. He constructed a variety of explosives to use in his own massacre having stolen the idea from eric harris, including a nail bomb that he planted in one of Kerch Polytechnic's main buildings. Whereas the shoddy explosives of the Columbine killers failed to detonate Roslyakov's bombs actually exploded and caused massive structural damage throughout the walls of the school while injuring many inside, soon after a fleeing crowd was seized upon by Roslyakov and his 12-gauge n00b cannon. After pwn'ing 20 of his classmates Doom-style he decided to turn the gun on himself and logged out forever before his high score could be outdone by the Russian police and their incompetency.
Vladislav Roslyakov was born on May 2nd, 2000, and at the time of his massacre, he was a fourth-year student at Kerch Polytechnic College, the accredited institution where he would eventually get to realize his dream of carrying out his columbine inspired mass murder fantasy. Think Randy Stair, but if he was a just as retarded zoomer who actually knew how to aim a shotgun and was able to make the high score in his country.
Roslyakov's childhood was troubled; at the age of ten, his mother left his father after he suffered a traumatic head injury, all while taking little vladislav with her. Fatherless, he lived in a shitty apartment with his smackhead mom where he would retreat to his room and play video games all day like most of us here do. Because of this his grades were consistently poor throughout school and he barely socialized with anyone offline. Long before the shooting he had already deleted almost all of his social media. He didn't have any one to talk to so it wasnt like he had any actual use for it anyway.
In 2015, Roslyakov applied to Kerch Polytechnic to become an electrician (likely to learn how to make his pipe bombs) and met the all too familiar fate of being the subject to
sodomy in the changing room bullying for being a little different. In the last years of his life, Roslyakov withdrew to moderating online groups that were dedicated to his heroes: other school shooters, and serial killers. His obsession grew to such retarded levels that when he went to carry out his attack he did it while larping as Eric Harris brandishing a nearly identical get-up and loadout. he even an hero'ed via smoking shotgun in his school library, likely as a tribute. In one last stroke of lulz, Vlad's corpse also posed in a similar fetal position to Eric.
Tl;dr he was both total copycat and unoriginal even in his death, but despite this he managed to not only get more kills but also managed to built bombs that worked.
|Kill count:||20/20 And 70 injuries|
|Accuracy:||13/20 (65%) Wounded far more than killed|
|Style:||17/20 Columbine copycat, but did it better|
|Butthurt:||20/20 Extensive coverage in Russian media and OTI|
|Bonus:||20/20 Bombs exploded!|
|Total Score: 90/100 (A)|
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- - Steam account. May have had previous aliases, but the account was signed into after his death, and the name history was cleared.
- Minecraft video with commentary, from when he was 14. - YouTube channel. Has one
Vlad Roslyakov- VK account.
- Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov - Memorial on Find A Grave.
- Керченский стрелок - MEGA archive containing media related to Vladislav.
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