|High score||20 confirmed kills; 70 wounded|
Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov was an 18 year-old failed normie and Russian patriot, who achieved widespread recognition in his motherland after he decided that school sucks and shot up his shitty tech college in Crimea, all while dressed up as his idol Eric Harris, whose co-op attempt at the high score with Dylan Klebold on the Columbine High School map served as his primary inspiration for his own homicidal endeavors.
Having been a longtime fan of the Columbine killers and their work, Roslyakov sought out to put together a bootleg spoof of the Columbine lulzfest for Russian audiences, and did so on October 17th 2018. He stole the idea of Harris and Klebold's plans to make and set off homemade bombs in their school, and constructed a variety of explosives to use in his own massacre, including a nail bomb that he would plant in one of Kerch Polytechnic's main buildings. Whereas the shoddy explosives of the Columbine killers had failed to detonate as they intended, Roslyakov's bombs actually worked and successfully exploded, causing massive structural damage throughout the walls of the school and injuring many inside, before a fleeing crowd was seized upon by Roslyakov and his 12-gauge n00b cannon, effortlessly fragging 20 classmates Doom-style, before turning the gun on himself and logging out forever.
Vladislav Roslyakov was born on May 2nd, 2000, and at the time of his massacre, he was a fourth-year student at Kerch Polytechnic College, the accredited institution where he would eventually get to realize his dream of carrying out his ultimate Columbine mass murder fantasy. Think Randy Stair, but actually successful in unleashing his wrath upon a newsworthy number of unsuspecting innocents, most of whom probably had nothing to do with whatever asshurt trauma that caused him to sperg the fuck out and turn his Russki tech college into an American high school.
Roslyakov's childhood was troubled; at the age of ten, his mother left his father after he suffered a traumatic head injury, all the while taking the dumb little fuck with him. Fatherless, he lived in a shitty apartment with his smackhead mom, where he would retreat to his room and play video games all day. Because of this, his grades were consistently poor throughout school, and he barely socialized with anyone. Long before the shooting, he had already deleted almost all of his social media. Probably because he never had any friends to use it.
In 2015, Roslyakov applied to Kerch Polytechnic to become an electrician (likely to learn how to make his pipe bombs) and met the all too familiar fate of being the subject to
sodomy in the changing room bullying for being a little different. In the last years of his life, Roslyakov withdrew to moderating online groups that were dedicated to his heroes: serial killers and school shooters. His obsession grew to such retarded levels that, on the day of the shooting, Roslyakov cosplayed as Eric Harris. Brandishing a nearly identical get-up and loadout, he even an hero'ed via smoking shotgun in his school library, likely as a tribute. In one last stroke of lulz, Vlad's corpse also posed in a similar fetal position to Eric.
Tl;dr he was a total copycat and unoriginal, even in his death. He got a higher score than his idols though.
|Kill count:||20/20 - And 70 injuries|
|Accuracy:||13/20 - (65%) Wounded far more than killed|
|Style:||17/20 - Columbine copycat, but did it better|
|Butthurt:||20/20 - Extensive coverage in Russian media and OTI|
|Bonus:||20/20 - Bombs exploded!|
|Total score: 90/100 (A)|
- - Steam account. May have had previous aliases, but the account was signed into after his death, and the name history was cleared.
- Minecraft video with commentary, from when he was 14. - YouTube channel. Has one
Vlad Roslyakov- VK account.
- Vladislav Igorevich Roslyakov - Memorial on Find A Grave.
- Керченский стрелок - MEGA archive containing media related to Vladislav.
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