Vomit

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Reading much of the content on Uncyclopedia is a lot like being sprayed by owl vomit.
Vomit utilised as a hair straightener substitute.

A somatic fluid which can be expelled through the mouth, nose, ears and anus after reading Katy the Condom Girl or just looking at 4chan's frontpage. Usually yellow in color, it may vary between the full spectrum of colors depending on what was in the person's stomach at the time of vomiting. A key ingredient in Roman Showers.

Uses[edit]

Vomit is used for many useful things. Remote cultures such as 16 year old girls, goths, azns, furries, etc use vomiting as a system to define their popularity. People such as Ninjas and Nazis use vomit as weapons against their own people, while George Bush uses vomit to define WMDs. But, the worst of all are the Canadians and Jews who, due to their capitalistic outlooks have used vomit as a main ingredient for Azn foods and Kool-Aid.

Causes[edit]

God yes!

There are many causes of vomiting:

Natural Causes[edit]

  1. Sickness
  2. Drug Use
  3. Alcohol
  4. Anal sex
  5. Incest
  6. God
  7. Swap.avi
  8. Being in France
  9. Morphing into another's cock


Artificial (Intentional) Causes[edit]

  1. Bulimia
  2. Entertainment
  3. Personality
  4. Recycling
  5. Porn
  6. Intentionally going to 4chan
  7. Divide by zero
  8. Crawling into a fat man's ass

Examples[edit]

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Vomitorium[edit]

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See also[edit]


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