WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT
WE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEIT is a hilarious new maymay sprouting from equality advocate board /pol/ in November 2015. It describes the rich, cultured history of the African race and how they were kingz n queens of Africa an sheeeit at least 100 years ago. "Ay yo yo hol' up, we ackshully was kangz n sheit?" No, but maybe if you nignogs believe it hard enough, then maybe one day it'll be true. Protip: it won't, so maybe go back to "pickin up heat" and "fucking dem bitches" instead of trying to learn history. That's a white man's job.
Anthropologists have established that the contemporary group most closely related Ancient Egyptians are the Egyptian Copts. Copts are of West Asian ancestry, and have a brown complexion; most are clearly distinguishable from black Africans and white Europeans. But that hasn't stopped KANGZ, as well as Stormfags like Richard Spencer, from saying they were black and white, respectively.
Some white niggers also claim to have been Egyptian KANGZ, with about as much evidence as their black counterparts. (A Swedish DNA testing company once said King Tut was related to 50 percent of whites, an eventually-retracted statement for which it provided no evidence.) In a televised debate with a KANG, Richard Spencer claimed that 'my ancestors built the Pyramids' and Egyptians are ‘white Europeans,’ despite their brown complexion and West Asian genetic profile. Spencer's rhetoric sets up a false dichotomy—are they black or are they white?—that makes Afrocentrism appear less absurd.
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