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Holy Shit, whining

An Engrish term you call into a comment war when Godwin's Law fails. Can be accessed by dialing whine-one-one (Not to be confused with 9/11).

When & Where To Use It[edit]

Transform into Whaaambulance mode!


  1. Bawwwww
  2. WAAAAAHmbulance
  3. WAHmbulance
  4. Hambulance (in reference to a fat whore) or to you after the doctors cut a hole in your house, and loaded you up on a flat- bed truck with a fork lift to send you to a fatty hospital because you got picked to be on MY 1,200 POUND LIFE.
  5. Amber Lamps


  • "Somebody call the waaaambulance!"
  • "Shit! We need an LJ waaaambulance!"
  • "Someone call the waaambulance! We have an emo-gency!"
  • "If she eats any more she'll need a Hambulance."
  • "Bring amber lamps"

Bruce Willis: The Kid (movie)[edit]

The short video below shows a scene from Bruce Willis' movie The Kid, which some people believe is the word's origin.

Transformers: The Movie[edit]

One of the main characters of the Bay-movie Transformers stars is the well known Ratchet. Little is it known that his toy was repainted into a waaaambulance, and sold as a target exclusive. Go buy your transforming waaambulence today for the Jew price of $20.


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