walruse

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Walruse is yet another shitty meme that started on 4chan's [s4s] board in late 2013, (Archive today-ico.png November at earliest.) The concept is that one "ruses" a poster in the thread, and replies with the image, telling them "you've been wal-rused." Hilarious, right?

It is a well-known favorite meme of 4chan's mods.

Origins[edit]

As is the case with most "ironically" crappy memes created on [s4s], a board dedicated to "ironic" shitposting, a picture was posted with the name of it, and others replied with the name. Once the name had been accepted, it spread to other boards, where it gained precedence. It is now commonly used as an alternative dubs checker to Batman

As you can basically force any new meme into the board simply by posting the image and commenting "le new ebin meme xdxd", the spread of walruse was not exactly a heroic deed. But seeing that /s4s/ is the closest thing 4chan can possibly have to a random board, perhaps be should all embrace this wonderful and original piece of culture

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**YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE WALRUSE OF RUSES**
   POST THIS IN 3 THREADS OR BE WALRUSED!!!!!!
   
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Hey Figs,
I am walruse, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at repeating digits. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any topkek? I mean, I guess it’s fun creating epic memes because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on /a/.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the walruse team.. What sports do you play, other than “funpost”? I also get straight quints, and have a banging hot walruse gf (She just blew me; Shit was SO wew). You are all figs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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Sudden TWIST![edit]

It's not a walrus. It's a fucking seal.

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