Wet and Messy Fetishism
A wet and messy fetishist gets aroused when they see the object of their desires getting a custard pie in the face, or falling over into a can of paint, or rolling in mud, or something stupid like that. Nothing turns them on as much as a girl covered in goo. Some even specifically prefer it when the girl is clothed, because they're extra-weird.
WAM might appear quite cute to an observer, like a reminder of kids' TV shows, wherein unsuspecting grown-ups were covered with slime. However, when other children were laughing and clapping at the sheer wackiness of it all, a WAM fetishist was having an early sexual experience - probably because they were being molested. For them, slapstick comedy is a porn movie and watching a baby eat a meal is child porn. The creampie is not a sex move, it is a sex toy.
The end result of a WAM video might look very similar to the end result of a particularly gross scat video. In fact, they're both very similar, except for instead of the 'actresses' rubbing shit all over themselves, they're rubbing chocolate pudding or maybe animal shit. To everyone else, poo-porn probably makes more sense than WAM.
Don't jizz on her face though, that's disgusting.
What they say after they cum
There is an interesting subset of Wet and Messy Fetishism known as "Clown Porn". In this, all the acts are committed by people in full clown costume; maybe even by some ex-clowns who have ended up in the porn business. There is something particularly sinister about fetish porn performed by clowns; clown videos you know are supposed to be masturbated to seem to swallow your soul at its most innocent core. One supposes most viewers have been raped by a clown and are trying to get over it.
Despite how horrendous Clown Porn is, equally laughable is the website StopClownPornNow.org, a group whose mission is to bring back their fantasy version of clowns via the abolition of this particular porn sub-genre. Their sob-story about how clowns have been forced into this industry by a shrinking job market is particularly hilarious.
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Looks like an evil alien from Star Trek.
Some of them say it's about tactile sensations, human secretions, humiliation, or messing up the well-dressed, but in reality it's because the viewer is a twisted deviant. Someone with this paraphilia almost certainly suffers from an Oedipal Complex. It is likely they also fuck animals, or at least have repressed desires to do so. Certainly, their parents never loved them and they were bullied in school. They also don't know how to treat women, having gotten themselves stuck in the little kid method of trying to pull girls by messing up their clothes and splashing them with water. This will never work and they'll definitely die in a one-room apartment with 20 cats - cats that are still clawing at the tuna their owner keeps lodged in his rectum because he "likes how it feels".
Maybe clown porn fetishists will one day get their way. You know what clowns are like.
If you suffer from this problem, there are a few folk remedies. The first, and most obvious, is suicide. If you're too much of a pussy to try that, consider castration. Without a cure, you are doomed to live a pointless life until you die a virgin. With a cure, you'll still be a prick, but at least you wont care, because you'll have no balls.
If you insist on living with your disorder, you might want to use MS Paint to make your own material. Open up an image of a girl you know and use the paintbrush until satisfied. Then cry yourself to sleep because you know you're pointless.
- TOW talk page
- Splosh! Perverts' Weekly
- Something Awful's The Horror's of Clown Porn
- Porn Clown
- Tricky the Clown
- Lotion Play
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