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White people also known as honkeys, crackers and snow niggers, are descendants of the Neanderthals that fractured into multiple tribes of Europe. It is well-documented that white people are the genetic version of trickle-down economics.
White people have a unique inverted history that started as winning in murder, rape, and theft game stats. For most of history, white people tried to exterminate each other until they met other races and tried to exterminate them. Oddly, after winning in kill counts for so long, white people have started a new gameplay mode where winning is measured in victim points, suicide counts, and general faggotry. Niggers are still playing in "normal" mode and have surpassed whites in kill/rape/theft game stats. Modern white people are most similar to modern Asians in that both have too many faggots, are highly addicted to video games, don't get laid, and like to kill themselves.
- 1 Collective
- 2 History
- 3 Caucasian behavior
- 4 Whitey in action
- 5 White trans girls
- 6 They all look the same to me
- 7 Not all white people are white
- 8 Things white people hate
- 9 Gallery
- 10 Quotes
- 11 Cracker jokes
- 12 See also
- 13 External links
Notoriously loathed by other races for their lack of culture, entitlement, and horrible smell, it's a well-known fact that white people are the most pathetic group of individuals of all time.
The majority of "white history" is widely studied and universally accepted as vituperative, barbaric, and disgraceful. Many of their historical "achievements" are often embellished bullshit achieved by pillaging other countries, raping everything in sight, and stealing anything shiny. Nearly all white culture was stolen from other cultures, fermented then congealed into the doughy substance of whitey. Or it's just shit they made up and repeated long enough to be accepted by their own historians.
Starting out as robust black hominids and rapidly devolving to albinised maggots, the weaker tribes were driven north out of Africa into ice ageEurope where they further devolved into a white haze of dimwitted Neanderthal hybrids such as Americunts, Britfags, Canucks, and Aussie fags. White skin is in actual fact a result of inbreeding on an exponential scale and an evolutionary lapse.
Cave beasts are under the pitiful delusion that they are superior. They have been indoctrinated into stupidity since their first forays into civilization, this is not surprising. One good thing about the peckerwoods is their ability to blindly follow their leaders in perfect lockstep however fake and gay the instructions might sound, only to bitch and moan years down the line "what about the real people". Go figure, asshole.
White people regularly use non-white people as pawns in various displays of one-up-manship. Historically, displays were simpler bragging about which white country could kill, rape, and steal the most from non-white countries. In the modern day, displays are more public yet personal and can range from public self-flagellation, or publicly acting as beta males, or making anonymous and laughable claims of superiority. Mentioning racial stereotypes of non-whites causes most white people to reflexively exclaim . White people foolishly believe anyone gives a shit about their self-aggrandizing displays of their misguided "morality." While simultaneously, they believe that their own hyperconformist, materialistic, narcissistic, decadent excuse of a society is the epitome of civilization.
White people naturally excel at whining. White people whine about a range of topics including, but not limited to, their feelings, their thoughts, their body, buildings, trees, cars, mobile devices, most inanimate objects, other white people whining, and other white people whining about their own whining. They have invented a myriad of modes of whining and generally believe their whining to be of profound importance. Whites often blame non-whites for "takin' ma' jerb" when in reality they're just lazy fucks that assumed time and circumstances would stand still for them and are now butthurt that they did not.
Fat white women believe the saggy cellulite hanging from their rears resembles thick booties and will shop for undersized, low cut panties and thongs at Walmart to lift up their asses in a vain effort to make them look appealing. This practice only reveals how utterly disgusting they are.
Whitey has a disproportionately large percentage of serial killers and pedophiles in comparison to non-whitey nations, proving incontrovertibly that over 98.9% of white men are sick fucks. Whiteys are, in fact, poorly disguised porcine/human hybrids. They cover their blotchy pigskin and spider-veins with fake tans and other poisonous "cosmetics" because they are not-so-secretly disgusted by themselves.
Throughout history, the white man has consistently rewritten history to hide their colossal, routine fuck-ups. Colonized by Moors, conquered by Egyptians, sold as sex-slaves by Ottomans - had these facts not been expunged from their history books, their children might have escaped the current yoke of white guilt. Some argue that white people aren't quite as evolved as the more intelligent races of earth, and should be enslaved. However, enslavement would be impossible, as most white people are too feeble for any real manual labor, and they have no work ethic if the task doesn't involve killing babies for profit all over the world.
The first known white people to populate Europe were the primitive Neanderthals, named after the Neander valley in Germany, from where their descendants can still be observed today. The Mesolithic period came along, everyone was using stone tools, the dog was domesticated, and no one was naked anymore. Someone invented a pointy stick.
A few thousand years down the track, not much had changed. Europe was covered in forest and populated by semi-nomadic, semi-naked tribes with no recorded literature. Additional sticks were invented. Meanwhile, in Africa; trade routes had been linked deep into Asia, domestic farming and animal husbandry was put into practice, metallurgy was brought into use, and neighboring Arabs were hard at work building the first cities. A number of the more progressive civilizations sent letters of advice to the northern neighbors about civilization for beginners. However, no one could read at the time, given the fact they were running half-naked through the forest throwing sticks at each other.
Things were looking bad for whitey, but these folks may have been uneducated, they were not retarded (yet) and decided to hold a meeting about how to get their sloppy shit into shape. No sooner than had everyone begin to arrive, the suggestion went out that they just copy what all the other races were already doing, and with a bit of practice, maybe do a better job someday. Thus it all began: other peoples achievements were copy+pasta'd by white people into their own territory and plagiarized as their own work without due credit: a proud tradition that still prevails to the present.
A new stick was invented with a pointy piece of newfangled metal on one end, thus enabling the Roman empire to kick everyone's ass to the curb in record time, setting the par for awesome and epic trolling. In fact, after completing all tutorial missions, they became so addicted to playing Civilization™ they were able to show most of the oldfag players how it was meant to be done. The joy was not to last, due to the fact that the German white people trashed everything the Romans built.
In A.D. 410, white people began the "Dark Ages." They spent all their time killing each other and trying to outdo each other as Christ monkeys as God graced the earth with a plague that killed roughly half of whiteys and a few collateral sand niggers. After centuries of meandering through Europe, raping and pillaging their own kind, some dago faggots declared a renaissance.
Then someone invented yet another stick, although this time it was upgraded with Chinese gun powder and was capable of firing primitive bullets. The whites then formed an audacious plan to take over the world one rape at a time. But before the plan was put into action, the whites decided to have a few practice rapes first in scaled down controlled circumstances. A few more hundred years saw them running around all over Europe as usual, raping and pillaging each others' women, children, animals, and even the disabled to show they had a caring side. After revising what they had learned about their recent rape campaigns in England, Ireland, Scotland, and Wales one last time, everyone bought a gun and set sail to wherever the wind blows. Since that period, whenever land is sighted by a white person, they race to plant a flag on it and then rape the nearest thing that looks human.
Most inventions purported to be created by white people were stolen.
- Astrology - Spics
- Chemistry - Arabs
- Geography - Portuguese (whom the self-serving whites claim are "whites" but in fact the Portuguese are either Latinos, Jews, or Arabs)
- Guns - Chinese (for protection against white people's "claims" of Asian land)
- Mathematics - Arabs
- Modern music - African Americans
- Money - Jews
- Physics - Arabs
- Schools - Egyptians
- Television - Jews
However, white devils did not steal all inventions. Here's a list of other unfortunate inventions of note:
- "Bailout" plans
- Dungeons & Dragons
- Fake tans
- Ku Klux Klan
- Larry the Cable Guy
- Morbid obesity and therefore bariatric surgery
- mass murder-suicide
- United States of America
- Whining about everything
The male specimen tends to be a redneck, a Tool fan, a frat boy or
emo h0m0. By day they travel in packs seeking new land and/or oil and by night, the emofag cuts himself, the redneck posts on YouTube or Cuntbook, the Tool fan listens to terrible music while vaping and the frat boy goes on a drunken rape spree and/or has drunken gay sex with his roommates. The rest can be found fucking hot black chicks in motels. On the Internets they usually write fully punctuated essays in the comments on rap videos because it makes them feel intelligent.
The female specimen begins the adult life-cycle as a 16-year-old girl, though can more often be found in their final form, hovering near a beer tap. During the day they flock together to look for clothes or fattening food, then get on Facebook or Cuntagram, to bask in the glow of unwarranted self-importance. At night they busy themselves being almost raped and working on their careers.
Also note that whiteys enjoy tanning, despite claiming to love the whiteness of their skin. Said tanning will inevitably lead to skin cancer, proving Darwin's theory of natural selection to be true time and again. Really, it's just a slower way of becoming an hero, while at the same time resembling burnt toast. BUT IT'S A STATUS SYMBOL, GAIZ.
Whiteys are world-renowned rapists and dabblers in all sorts of sexual lulz. White men rape children in Asia, and take sex slaves from Africa and South America. The white man is not above having sex with dogs or taking it in the ass from horses. Not surprisingly, white women are known for preferring black 12-inch cock over tiny 2-inch white cocks, and sometimes for having extreme fetishes and dying from bizarre sexual acts.
White women and black men: interspecies breeding
It is widely known that the common white female will fuck anything that has a stick. In the same way, it is also widely known that the common black male will fuck anything that is even remotely sexy. As you can see, white women are prone to think about dick every 00.01 seconds while black men are prone to think about pussy every thirty seconds. Both are desperate, although the snowflake is promiscuous enough to go far as bestiality (fucking other crackers). Hence, there are much more interracial breeding between the two racial genders.
A white person's diet generally consists of jars of Hellman's mayonnaise, extra large sodas, loaves of Wonder Bread, gallons of Jack Daniel's whiskey, cottage cheese, unseasoned chicken, shitty beer, Kraft Singles, Hamburger Helper, dill pickles, and cans of pork & beans.
Among honkeys, greasy, nutritionally-barren bland food is the norm. Hamburgers, Americanized "Mexican food," and the all-you-can-eat buffet are essential to the white American diet. Picture if you will a 500-pound fat fuck who is actually malnourished, living amongst a pile of McDonald's wrappers and shitty discarded underwear while drinking an outrageously oversized cup of high-fructose corn syrup + water.
Amongst wealthy white people, eating "ethnic," "organic" and "international" food is done for bragging points amongst other wealthy white people. Likewise, bullshit glamour diets are currently de rigeur for rich 2520s: gluten free, paleo, Whole30, and whatever shit Gwyneth Paltrow is flogging are good examples.
White people tend to congregate outside of cities in large, insipid developments of houses that look completely bland; these are called suburbs, and they suck cadaver ass. Their brains lack the ability to grasp new concepts, or they are terrified of anything "different", so they are frightened and disturbed by anything unusual or requiring complex thought to understand. It is because of this that whites create large housing developments with strict rules - the stricter the rules, the less thought required. Meddling cunt residents ensure the scores of rules are enforced by calling the HOA, cops, or other municipal authorities at the drop of a hat.
Half of the white population is Judeo-Christian of one stripe or another, which makes perfect sense since it started with Judaism. The other half fall into these categories: atheism, paganism, homosexuality (yes, it might as well be a religion among many whites), or white supremacist Norse mythology which often means you are dealing with a liberal. Tread carefully.
In the summertime, white people, especially the middle-aged ones, will inevitably wear inappropriately short shorts to show off their marmalade-like, shapeless legs. They seem to think other people enjoy seeing these varicose vein-riddled blobs of uncooked dough. Females, even fat ones, often seem to think leggings are pants and thus walk around in underwear with a large shirt and call it an outfit. In the Netherlands, it's even worse since they favor white leggings thereby emphasizing their cracks and flaps to the public.
The average adult male, unless a hipster/scenefag, has the following staple items: crew pants or shorts, khakis, regular fit jeans (often enhanced with manufacturer-made tears and faded stripes down the front of the legs), nd New Balance sneakers (inappropriately worn in any setting). Footwear varies by region: rural rednecks favor Redwings (or a cheap knockoff) or shitkicker boots, sub/urban whiteys in Texas/Florida/Southern California jock sandals (usually Birks), west coast spring for faggy overpriced shit like Allbirds, etc.
One notorious invention of white people is the muffin-top.
White people often have head lice, which are fucking disgusting, parasitic bugs that live and breed on the scalp of Caucaziods. This will generally be seen on the heads of crackkaz during warmer months of the year.
As white people have no native culture, they are forced to co-opt bits and pieces from every other society in the world, simultaneously combining them into a horrible mishmash of 'diversity' while ruining the original. White culture consists mainly of shopping, eating, whining or being offended, rape, and getting abortions. But mostly rape and whining.
Totally unbiased intelligence measurements show that different races do have different IQs. These tests have shown Asians, Arabs, blacks, and Indians have higher IQs than the average white person. Most wealthy white people are in fact complete idiots who cannot read but hide it by listening to public radio. This is due to the complacency learned by coasting through life on Mommy and Daddy's dollar.
White people systematically have put intelligent white people into monasteries (or burned them as witches) so that they couldn't breed and pass on their genes for about a thousand years. During this time, the Chinese were giving intelligent people well-paid government jobs with which they could support families. White people continue to have bouts of exterminating the intellectuals among them.
Compared to the general population, Albinos have elevated numbers of serial killers. World famous sick fucks like Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper, Andrei Chikatilo, Richard Trenton Chase, Josef Fritzl, Richard Speck, Armin Meiwes and Jeffrey Dahmer were all white. Hitler, Stalin, and pretty much all your great military madmen were white.
It should also be noted that virtually every mass murderer that has ever existed has been white, sparing a few. White fags are more prone towards acting on their violent instincts using their instinctual genocidal approach involving a multitude of casualties, whereas Niggers tend to home in on a singular target that is usually another nigger. Many crackers attempt to reach the High Score every year, moar often so in 'Murica. This is a finding that has steadily become more notable ever since the late 19th century, or whenever the fuck the NRA was founded. Aaron Alexis, the guy who rekt Washington Navy Yard in 2013, is the only exception, as he was a nigger whose brain was wired a bit differently. Despite what Fox News will tell you, white people are and have always been bigger threat to international stability and security than sandniggers and communist chinks; though to be fair, the degenerate and rape-happy Japanese are not to be trusted either.
Pastemonger claim to have created rock music as they claim they've created nearly everything useful, but again, all they did was steal it from blacks. Jazz was created by blacks so that white people couldn't come along and ruin it, but even that has been gentrified. Whites have tried to create their own sub-genre called heavy metal claiming it to be their own but they will forever be haunted by the fact their favorite genre was created by "primitive" blacks. Another recent assault on black music by the white man is readily apparent.
This is often expressed through Nazi rallies in the Southern United States, but recent studies of Internets are serious fucking business have shown that the recent "Nips are fucking crazy," often held by no-dick teenagers, 9-5 white collar workers, and the majority of gaming sites and Cracked users is a subconscious white pride psychosis fueled with their banal inferiority, loneliness, and desire to make others follow their ways of life to be just as banal as them.
Whites have many hobbies and will talk endlessly about them. There are a few fields where white people excel. These include:
- Theft, especially of land or intellectual property.
- Serial and/or mass murder
- School shootings
- Manufacture and distribution of meth.
- Drinking alcohol until passing out
- NASCAR or any activity that amounts watching shit move in repeated circles.
- Shopping at Save-A-Lot, Walmart, Family Dollar, etc.
- Histrionic, attentionwhoring antics
- Sexual deviancy
- Dungeons & Dragons
- Flying to Thailand to rape 11-year-old boys
- Flying to Sharjah Ruler palace to rape children
- Raping the unconscious
- Corrupting kids down 2chan by Hentai spam done by Aussies cuz they're scum of the earth.. nah jks.. cuz Akadawa promised them shekels
- Getting lost on a three-hour tour
- Finding land nobody lives on (usually while lost) to claim for themselves
- Domestic violence
- Sci-Fi/Fantasy based pseudo-religions
- Acting butthurt and other forms of whining
- Composing depraved and sickening lists of necrophiliac and pedophilic photographs
- Believing the Internet is serious business
- Claiming unwarranted self-importance over shit no one cares about
- Demanding other countries be just as banal and insipid as themselves
- Not getting laid
- Dying alone
Whitey in action
White trans girls
Coincidentally, if a white boy starts his transformation into a girl at an earlier age, he'll turn out to be a better looking girl than the regular white girls.
The white boys who were smart enough to realize that their time as males is over, decided to become sissy sluts to please black men, thus, ensuring their new place in the new non-white dominated world.
Everybody knows white "men" do a very bad job at being "men," hence, their women are massively breeding with other non-white men. But the white boys can outsmart them, if they turn themselves into women! Everybody in society expects the white boys to officially acknowledge their sissy role in society, from media overtones to dull gulping sounds of a white girl sucking off some black athlete in a locker room with no lights on.
They all look the same to me
As a subset of the Caucasian race, whitey includes a plethora of diverse backgrounds which include the peoples of Romania, Spain, Sweden,
India (NOPE), Iran, Russia and the Middle East. However, inbreeding is rampant, as evidenced by the various distinct facial features of whites (huge foreheads, long thin crooked noses, eyes too close together, &c.), their ability to become grossly overweight, and the existence of gingers.
TYPE FIVE: These guys are the BEST type of Caucasian because they do not share the same disadvantage with the others for not being white, these guys usually arrange from; Middle Easterners, Iranians, Iraqis, Beaners, south Italians, Lebanese, et cetera. This race is known for its Arab/Negro blood. Case in point: Morocco.
TYPE THREE: These types of people are usually the darker germanics - YES! The type which Adolf Hitler was, the Roman Welsh and the dark haired white niggers known as 'Slavs' which includes people from Poland, Russia, Eastern Germany, Hungary and the Czech Republic. These people have the most similar features to the negro.
TYPE TWO: These types are the idiots who are best known for its inbreeding, crooked teeth and homosexuality. These honkies are also best known for being blond and are always the idiots of all of the white people, most honkies admire them because all whites are secretly as gay as these pricks are and are jealous of their blond curls and good looks, most of these are English, Swedish, Danish, Germans, Welsh and French.
TYPE ONE: These creepy albino sons-of-bitches are definitely the worst type of white... these creeps are best known for stealing souls, being adopted because their parents hated them - Case in point: Annie, being horrible at tanning and being snow monkeys. Most of these tribes are clueless, primitive and subhuman Celts who are known for their idiocy and supernatural powers! ALL are ginger (apart from Icelandics who are just Albino) and consist of Scottish, Irish and Icelandics. Just remember: No dogs, niggers, and CERTAINLY no Irish!!!
Not all white people are white
Despite the degrading implications that come with being associated with the white race, there are still those who take pride in pretending they are at least loosely associated with this perverted species of rapists and plunderers. Some examples include:
- Coconut: Brown on the outside; white on the inside. May be Pakis, niggers or beaners.
- Oreo: Black on the outside; white on the inside.
- Apple: Red on the outside; white on the inside. Mostly injuns and Indians.
- Twinkie or Banana: Yellow on the outside; white on the inside. Mostly chinks and gooks.
Politically correct alternatives to "white"
- 2520 (corresponding letters of the alphabet, you do the fucking math)
- Beach-Nigger (for overly tanned people)
- Becky (plus variants: Darth Becky, etc. )
- Betty Crocker (for females)
- Bleach Boy (for those with skin that's just TOO white)
- Bogan (aussie white trash)
- Bro-ho (white buttboy or woman who dates black men)
- Chav (British white trash)
- Coalburner (see "Bro-ho")
- Firang/farang (in south Asian countries)
- Gabacho/Gabacha (the 'b' is pronounced as a 'v')
- Guero (m.)/guera (f.) (Pronounced WEH-do/WEH-da, North American Spanish. Can also apply to very white latinos like Canelo Alvarez.)
- Gwai Lo
- Hay Seed
- Maggot (var. "MAGAt", same pronunciation)
- Milk Bottle
- Pikey (special type of itinerant UK trailer trash)
- Pink-skin (these retards suffer from denial so powerful that they have actually managed to convince themselves that their skin is white when it is clearly fucking pink)
- Porch honkey
- Sheila (the white equivalent of a Sheneequa)
- Wasp (white anglo-saxon protestant)
- White trash
- Yovo (within certain west African areas)
Things white people hate
- Disagreeing with them
- Not exterminating you and your family
- Not taking your land
- Not taking your liberty
- Not taking your money
- Not taking your oil
- Other white people
- Personal hygiene
- Taking away their meth and/or opioids
— Boxer rebellion slogan
- Q. What's white and fourteen inches long?
- A. Absolutely nothing!
- Q. What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
- A. A straight line!
- Q. Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
- A. It's hard to find them in the snow
- Q. What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
- A. The NBA
- Q. What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
- A. The PGA tour
- Q. Why do white people like to play hockey?
- A. It’s the only way to beat on something black
- Q. What's the definition of a white virgin?
- A. Any girl who can outrun her father and brothers.
- Q. How do you emasculate a white man?
- A. Kick his sister in the jaw
- Q. What do white women, and tampons have in common?
- A. They're both stuck up cunts.
- Q. What do you call a white person on fire?
- A. A firecracker
- Q. What do you call a bunch of white people falling?
- A. Avalanche
- Q. How did the white lady know her daughter was on the rag?
- A. Her son's dick tasted funny
- Q. What do you call a white man with a sheep under each arm?
- A. A pimp
- Q. What do spoiled milk and a white bitch's thighs have in common?
- A. They're both white and chunky!
- Q. What did the black guy say when he went down on a dirty white bitch who hadn't washed for a week?
- A. "Damn, Bitch! I like eatin' crackers with cheese, but this is fuckin' nasty!"
- Argentina is white
- Billy The Heretic
- Black People Love Us!
- Chris-chan - Everything wrong with whites in one article.
- The Church of Creativity
- It's okay to be white
- Marry Your Pet
- Missing white woman syndrome
- Not gay
- Queen Kong
- Social Justice Warrior
- Unwarranted Self-Importance
- Unseasoned chicken
- White nationalism
- Jett and Jahn - Racist wiggers
- Stuff white people like
- White woman uses daughter to re-enact babyfuck
- Stormfront.org - Contains a troll-ready circle-jerk forum filled with white nationalists.
- "This is White Privilege" - Tumblr account made by "Dion the Socialist."
- White privilege on kikepedia - White privilege has a page on Wikipedia, IT MUST BE REAL.
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