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ACHTUNG:

Wiggers are
puppets of the Jew!


1927: A modern plague is unleashed upon civilization by the Elders of Zion


They'll wreck your shit

Wiggers are white people, who think they are black. The word is a portmanteau of "white" (some say wannabe, but that doesn't matter) and nigger.

Wiggers (also known as Transniggers, Burned Crackers or Race Traitors) are what you get when you travel a decade back in time to retrieve what was barely cool about hip hop then, clad it with a Tommy Hilfiger shirt from the JC Penney clearance rack, give it the keys to Mom's car, and send it to the local strip mall to mean-mug everybody while blasting commercials from the local hip-hop station on 6 x 9 factory speakers.

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History

With coons, Jew croons

Wiggers were invented by the Learned Elders of Zion in the early 20th Century as a way to infect entertainment and debase the musical arts. The prototype was the character of Jakie Rabinovitz in 1927 Hollywood movie The Jazz Singer (see main picture, above), which made history as the first talking picture to feature a kike disguised as a nigger. At the time, Jazz was regarded as bestial barbarity and this disgusting movie created a wave of public hysteria around Jazz, bringing negro "music" into the mainstream. Moral crusaders and guardians of public decency were overwhelmed.

Once this had been accomplished, the Jew waited for the youth of the 1920s to attain maturity and then unleashed Elvis Presley, further driving the infection into society. Eventually they came up with Eminem to completely subvert the United States of America in the early 2000s, opening the impressionable minds of young people to primitive so-called "performances" about sex, violence, and vulgarity on a scale heretofore unseen. The results are visible all around you today, and the Jew profits from this ongoing onslaught of degradation.

In severely-advanced cases, the wigger comes to believe that they are actually black, despite the evidence provided by a glance into the nearest mirror. Euthanasia is the only way of removing such burdens from society.


Nuvola
Moar info: Rap.

Birth

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And kill it on site.

Today's modern wiggers start off as helpless dickwads who feel alienated from decent society due to their own juvenile inadequacy. This leads to spending some time floundering in cultural limbo before developing a powerful sexual attraction to lowly misfits like Eminem and to African barbarism in general. After a long dark night of the soul spent throwing himself around his bedroom with a blacklight on while pining for Marshall Mathers' scrotum, he (and it's always a he) emerges reborn, tanning himself excessively, wearing Dad's oversized Lee jeans, a fake gold chain, and a desperate need to ingest loads upon loads of black culture. After that, the wiggerling proceeds to limp around the neighborhood as if this laughable farce has been his persona all along. Any critics get shouted down for being playa hatas. Persistent critics are threatened with pellet gun drive-bys or other frightening forms of impotent retaliation.

International Wigger Anthem


   
 
I’m so white, you’re so black

Once I go black now I'm never going back
I’m so white, you’re so black
I wanna be at where you are at
I’m so white, you’re so black
My skin color is a minor setback
I’m so white, and you’re so black
I wanna trade

 


 
 

   
 
From the palest gray to the darkest day

From the whitest light to the blackest night

I wanna be black like Malcolm X
I wanna be black I really mean it
I wanna be black like MLK
I wanna be black like Morgan Freeman
Set me free

 


 
 

   
 
I’m so white, you’re so black

Once I go black now I'm never going back
I’m so white, you’re so black
I wanna be at where you are at
I’m so white, you’re so black
My skin color is a minor setback
I’m so white, and you’re so black
I wanna trade

 


 
 

   
 
From the palest gray to the darkest day

From the whitest light to the blackest night

I wanna be black like Malcolm X
I wanna be black, I really mean it
I wanna be black like John Amos
I wanna be black like Morgan Freeman
Set me free

 


 
 

   
 
I will practice every day

Won’t be an embarrassment
I’ll get those subtleties down
All the way please let me in
To your club because I want to change
From the palest gray to the darkest day
From the whitest light to the blackest night.

 


 
 

   
 
I wanna be black, why can't you see?

I wanna be black, I really mean it I wanna be black like MLK I wanna be black like Morgan Freeman Set me free

From the whitest light to the blackest night
 


 
 

Mindless Self Indulgence - I Wanna Be Black

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Growth

just.. just tattoo yourself in shitskin white boi

The saddest, most pathetic spectacle in the world is a wigger who has decided to continue his wiggerdom after getting his first cock in the ass from another wigger. What was once potentially pitiful yet harmless has now progressed into fully-fledged morbid self-delusion. These aging degenerates can often be found hanging around the parking lot of my condominium complex, leaning against their fat girlfriend's car, and narrating the same fight stories to a new generation 15-year-old wiggerlings who look on in wide-eyed admiration at this pot-bellied O.G. poseur as if he were Robert Van Fucking Winkle himself. Thus the cycle is continued.

Things to keep in mind about wiggers include:

  • Don't smoke with them. Wiggers waste weed due to them taking pussy hits and not knowing how to roll it
  • Wiggers pretend gang warfare is present in their suburban neighborhoods, despite the only threat being that their weird uncle might not buy them beer.
  • Wiggers are a creation of the Jews to destroy white supremacy wherever it may begin to take hold. What white person can feel superior about their race with these wannabees around?
  • All wiggers like taking it up the ass, but not as much as making pathetic raps, as they think that talking about nothing in their native accent means they are set for life. Fortunately, wiggers soon realize how small their dicks are compared to a Niggers', thus deplete own their standards from "I want to be a rich rappa' with all the bitches and homies" to "Man, does this punk I just met on da street think he rap betta' than me?" (they move unto rap battling).
  • All wigger chicks are required to be obese jiggling loudmouths who must speak in a voice 10x louder than necessary. All wigger sheboons can be seen in their natural habitat, screaming in the middle of a street at 4am, declaring they must squat and pee.


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Confrontation

A wigger's usual response to being told off

Most wiggers fail to understand the painfully obvious fact that they are not and will never be black. When confronted with this fact, the wigger's usual response is to call you a "hater", or claim that "race isn't a matter of blood. It's a matter of how you act." In doing so, he ignores two facts. One, that race is in fact entirely about "blood" (i.e. genetics); and two, that nobody likes black people, not even other black people. It is highly encouraged to not attempt to confront wiggers, otherwise you'll end up with responses like this:

 
 
ahahahaahah a stupid ignorant piece of shit like your self down talking me, ahahaha i aint a wigger kid a wigger is a white

person who in there own mind believes there black, see i have a back round with the streets u bitch, crenshaw, check up on it, ask around about it it aint to be fucked wit it's the hood, it';s the ghetto, so u know what i got my alibi u bitch, so b 4 u come at me like you know whats up, may b u should refrain chill back and learn sum thing u punk ass bitch
 


 

 
 
ya gots be jokin' mayn...laterly im not even gunna waste no' mo' time on thee' shit cuz' i done ya'll like a vulgar hoe in a gonzo movie like i sayed, so be fairplay and say that ya lost the case mayn......and what wouldja' answer to my shit nun' cuz' it ain't nun' to answer potnah...anyway no wun will digg' yo shit & that's fo' sho' let it be like it theez...oh yeah and ya might of not known but im not from switzerland plus they don't speak german in switzerland but franch....ahahahahaha aight im out it was fun battle for me, i know wasn't dat fun 4 ya'll cats...remember you & pranklez mayn ya gots to stop, since day 1rst i damn called ya bluff, since day 1rst ya flow was wrongga' then 2 left gloves... says it all right thurr S.O.B
 

 

—Notice the appropriate use of punctuation

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See Also

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Famous Wiggers


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Personas

AboriginalBlackineseBoko HaramChavCripsGothNativeNiggerNegressNigraOFWGKTATransniggerWiggerYounger Woolwich Boyz

People

Aaron AlexisAbner LouimaAdria RichardsAfro NinjaAfroduckAinsley HarriottAlison FloydAl SharptonAmanda KijeraAmericanDad86Antoine DodsonBags of MoneyBANGSBarry BondsBernie MacBill ClintonBill CosbyBlack DiligentBarack Hussein ObamaBLACKB0NDBLACKbusterCriticBLACK_MANBlue-SixBomani ArmahBrandon PhillipsBrenda WilliamsC-NOTECandyJunkieCarltonCasey BrezikCharlie Check'mCharles RamseyChris DornerCondoleezza RiceCosmo SetepenraCRoadwarriorCulexorDarius McCollumDangermanDave ChappelleDcigsDramasetterDr. Laura SchlessniggerEugene TerreblancheFresh PrinceFuture the rapperGary ColemanGeneral Butt NakedG-ZayH2OHappy NegroHerman CainIsmaaiyl BrinsleyIsaac HayesJadaJames BarkleyJames WatsonJeremiah TrueJesse JacksonJkidJoseph KonyKanye WestKerney ThomasKobe BryantLatarian MiltonLil BLoud NigraM0M0koMadThad0890MajelaZeZeDiamondMalcolm XMark EssexMartin Luther King, Jr.Matrooko11Marvin Morvan and Alex TeniolaMary Alice AltorferMaurice ClemmonsMicah DawsonMichael JacksonMichael VickMike TysonMintahMiss LandmineMr PregnantMr. TMuteba KidiabaMychal BellNawlinWikiNicki MinajNigger PigNtokozo QwabeOFWGKTAOG LocOJ SimpsonOld Spice GuyOprah WinfreyP DiddyPurple AkiQueen KongRachel DolezalReverend XRobert Butler Jr.Rocky LockridgeRon MexicoRoyce da 5'9"RucasRudy EugeneSenator Barack Hussein ObamaSheneequaSoulja BoyStarlaglamSteve Hodder-WattSteve StephensSweet BrownRick RossTacgnolTarisai VusheTay ZondayTedius ZanarukandoThe Booty WarriorThe CrackheadThe TrashmanTiger WoodsTookie WilliamsTony48219Tony EvereadyTrayvon MartinTyra BanksUnMaskingTheTruthValisHDVester Lee "Bryce Williams" Flanagan IIViperWaluigis-girlWill SmithWrong Location Nigger

Parlance

Are You Serious?BECAUSE MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS LOUDBix NoodBOOYA!Dat AssDINDUNUFFINEbonicsENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK ITFirst World ProblemsFlea Market MontgomeryFuck The PoliceGeorge Bush doesn't care about black peopleHack is Wack!Happy NegroI Go Chop Your DollarImma Let You Finish IM PRESSIN CHARGESNiggers tongue my anusNot racistRead a BookScrub Me Mama With A Boogie BeatSittin On Tha ToiletSmell yo dickThanks ObamaThe BoondocksThese CuffsWE WUZ KINGZ AN SHEITWHOOYou'll Cowards Don't Even Smoke Crack

Pastimes

365Black.com419 Nigerian Email ScamsBasketballBlackbirdBooty ShakingChikinsChimpoutConspiracy theoriesCrackDallas Sniper AttacksDogo Nahawa MassacreDolemiteFUBUJenkemKFC Double DownKool-AidLinux for NiggersNigga Know TechnologyPool's ClosedRacismRapRapeRiotsSlave TetrisSoulja Boy Tellem ChatSwagThe Black SentinelThe Great Black Dick Hoax (see also Niggerdick and Niggercock)TwitterUbuntuVoodooVuvuzelaWatermelonzWorldstar Hiphop

Past

BLACK FACE contempoLynchingNO NIGGERSSlavery (see also Nigger Manual)

Present

AIDSAll The Niggers Are DeadBlack Lives MatterBlack People Love Us!Chocolate RainComputer Science IIICulexorGay Nigger Association of AmericaJena SixP.A. PalaceSheeeitThere are no niggers on the InternetUnemployment ♠ and Welfare

Enemies

A. Wyatt MannAznCopsDylann Storm RoofEbola virusEmploymentEpic Beard ManIlluminatiKu Klux KlanJames WatsonJohnny RebelJustine SaccoKramerRacismSpicsPopobawaWWhite peopleWhite supremacyWhitewashing

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