Wikimania is a convention where all the world's pedophiles get together and molest lil children. It is hosted by notorious child molester, sick fuck Jimbo Jewbo Wales. The Spanish Fly condoms wikimania was held in July 2015, in Mexico City. The 2018 Wikimania was held in July in Cape Town, South Africa. Here the new administrators are forced to swear loyalty to NAMBLA and then an orgy of young boy sex occurs. Jimbo Wales usually leads his minions in satanic rituals and then they all have gay sex again. Lesbo on lesbo sex is welcomed but dude on dude sex is preffered.
Jimbo Holds Court
Wikimania's main purpose is for everyone to kiss Jimbo's ass. If you oppose Wikimania, you will be blocked and taken to internet court.
What would make Wikimania cool
These things could make Wikimania cool
- Showing up in costume dressed up like Brian Peppers
- Shouting Jimbo down as he makes speeches
- Sending she-male strippers to dance on the stage as Jimbo speaks, (e.g. wikipedia admins Kelly Martin or Rebecca)
Things to do at the next Wikimania
If you live in Egypt and have nothing better to do that day (and who in Egypt doesn't?), you should go to the Wikimania conference. These are some things that you should consider doing.
- Release animals into the conference room-rats would be way cool
- Keying Jimbo's car would be funny
- Sending about 100 transexual prositutes to Jimbo's room would be cool, but he would thank you for it.
- Order about 100 pizzas for Jimbo.
- Run naked across the stage screaming free the Wikipedia-this might get you in real jail though.
- Hand out free Encyclopedia Dramatica T-shirts, this will lead nicely into...
- Start a fight-these internet tough guys are not so tough.
- Science Apologist - sworn enemy of Davkal. Occasionally masturbates to physics textbooks.
- Davkal - sworn enemy of Science Apologist. Believes aliens and ghosts control the Government.
- Antandrus David The King of Wikihomopedoidiots, Registered Child Sex Offender, Supreme Pedophile, the Official Satan Of Wikipedoia
- Brian Sadowski Official Loser of Wikipedoia & Wikimedia, Has No Life, High School Drop-Out
- PlyrStar93 Sick, future lord of wikipedois]]
- Trijnstel Jewbo's only female administrator & hi privater & personal bitch]]
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