William Freund

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"It's gona be a fun Halloween"

From the latimes.com article Killer Sought Solace Online

In the weeks before 19-year-old William Freund went on a shooting rampage in his neighborhood, he reached out for help on the Internet.

On Saturday morning, Freund put on a dark cape and paintball mask and entered a neighboring house, killing two people. He then shot at a house across the street and tried to fire at a neighbor, but the shotgun jammed. Then he had butt sex with himself.

Used the Internet[edit]

He wrote more than two dozen online messages in October, asking for a "real life" friend and saying he was contemplating suicide. He also threatened to start "a Terror Campaign to hurt those that have hurt me."

The messages paint a portrait of a troubled young man struggling with Asperger's syndrome. He revealed his anguish and frustration on a website, wrongplanet.net, used by people with Asperger's.

On Oct. 15 he said he had tried suicide before. "Ive Tried Everythink from asphxia, To lethal gases, Inert Gases To full suspended hanging … my minds Sick With depression."

The Great Garfield tells Freund to watch over the pumpkins. He has A real shotgun.

The next day, he said that if he made it to Halloween, he planned to equip himself with body armor, an airgun and a laser to "just scare any little kids that try to destroy my pumpkin … and guess what I have A real shotgun. It's gona be a fun Halloween," he wrote.

In a prophetic message written Oct. 16, he said, "Everybody hates me" and "I feel like I need to kill myself." He also disclosed that he had bought a 12-gauge shotgun and had gone online to buy ammunition.

On Oct. 19, he asked for references to a mental hospital, saying that he needed counseling and social skills training. He also said he had no friends. He wrote that he wished he had some, emphasizing it with 75 exclamation points!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Members of the online community for Asperger's tried to reassure Freund and offer suggestions, and volunteer moderators tried to find his parents.

Surprisingly, their efforts FAILED.

Liked Food[edit]

The October-released Half-Life 2 - Episode 2, pays homage to protecting your puckins with lethal force
William was briefly survived by his best friend

Freund tended to keep to himself, although he worked for a while repairing computers and fixing viruses.

"He was incredibly smart, but he lacked social skills severely," said his former employer. "He was a very deep thinker."

In his online profile, Freund described himself as an only child of adoptive parents, a student at an ITT Technical Institute who enjoyed "computers, role-playing, fantasy, pugs, Food, guns."

His online messages were filled with spelling and grammatical errors (i.e. "puckins"), alternately depicting a self-aware person desperately seeking help and a frustrated, angry man who wanted to lash out at others.

It should be noted that as a gun-obsessed teenage male faggot with Asperger's and an incredible depth of psychological problems, William Freund was, incredibly the archetypal Something Awful forum goon.


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