Wish

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The Wish app is a shitty version of Amazon which is already a poor man's Ebay which is already a poor man's flea market. It is commonly used by poor people to obtain cheap bootleg goods because they can't even afford plastic crap from their local toy store, but somehow have a cellular device and an internet connection.

Just an example of the crap they sell on Wish

Most people know about Wish by all of the ads they plaster across every social media platform and YouTube which advertise every expensive thing at too good to be true prices, which retards and poor people seem to fall for, wasting their hard earned money.


Following are the primary reasons you should stay the hell away from this app if you are an average cellphone user.

What A Bargain![edit]

Wish is known to work with only the cheapest sweatshops in Vietnam to bring you the cheapest fidget spinners possible. Legend says that this app once sold an item that wasn't broken to drive down the price, but that's only conspiracy talk.

If you are still a student in high school and commonly say "lit", "fam" and "bruh" while scarfing down Takis tortilla chips, you will most likely buy some nylon Fortnite jackets that will inevitably fall apart; all because your mom thinks it's a bargain.


It Looks Really Cool Now![edit]

Even though many of its users cannot afford current-gen gaming consoles, some of them do. And due to them still being poor and having shit taste, many of them choose to put cheap, full body stickers on their consoles. Unbeknownst to such twats, this instantly lowers their gamer status to "not a gamer."

You may also buy these things for your outdated Counter Strike Source era laptop.

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