|THIS MAN WAS UNDEFEATED CHAMPION FOR 29 YEARS!!!|
Pay your respects, kiddo.
|Start||February 24, 1955|
|Game Over||April 27, 1982|
|Occupation||Policeman, Lulz Connoisseur|
|Highscore||Killed 56, injured 35|
|Top 50?||3rd!(Good korean's 1st!)|
|Style||Single Player FPS|
|An Hero?||Yes (explodes himself)|
|Motive||Do we really need one?|
Have you ever taken a nap on a lazy afternoon, only to be awakened by your girlfriend who was swatting a fly on your chest? And then did the right thing by going to work and returning home to punch your girlfriend, then take up arms and go on a killing spree? Plus you worked as a cop, so you had access to all the best weapons? Woo Bum-kon has. This means that he is a cop that is okay in our book. He also he killed 57 gooks, including himself. Did we mention that his nickname was Power? Or that he was an ex Marine?
Before the killings
Almost as soon as he finished indoctrination school, he joined Republic of Korea Marine Corps, aka Daehanminguk Haebyeongdae, where he learned how to best kill civilians. This means that this brave man, fought alongside brave Americans to liberate the Congs of their life, in the Vietnam War.
—http://www.newworldencyclopedia.org/entry/Military_of_South_Korea#Marine_Corps, Motto of Korean Marine Corps
Then after graduating at the top of his class at the ROK Marines, he got hired by the National Police, before getting hired in Gungnye.
Having an actual job sometimes require people to need to take a nap. Women don't understand that, so after Woo had successfully rescued kittens and what else coppers do, he had the need for a nap before going to work again. His girlfriend saw fit to awake him because she saw a fly on his chest (that wasn't bothering him because, you know, he was asleep). So being awoken and being a bit cranky, he just went to work. After having successfully arrested all the baddies, he went home to beat the shit out of his dumb as shit wife. As well as smashing the place up.
Artistic rendition of the house smashing
Then he went straight to armory. His weapons of choice:
- 2 M2 carbines with 180 rounds
- 7 Handgrenades
First he went to the small town of Togok, that is near a Buddhist temple or a Nazi facility according to Google Maps, where he just started earning points by shooting randoms, including his dumb girlfriend who went to see what the fuck was going on.
He then went to city of Gungnyu, where had had enough of phone operators and killed their sorry asses, so nobody could call for help.
At one point Woo was getting thirsty, merciless killing will do so when you are playing on Survival. So he had a 16-year old get him a soda from a nearby store. When the kid brought him the soda, he killed him and his family. When he said no sugar, he meant no fucking sugar. After 8 hours of running from the law, they finally tracked him down. Only now he had taken a family hostage, whom he had scared, by telling them he was after a communist. So when the police finally got close, he an heroed explosive style by pulling a grenade.
- Suh Chung-hwa - Interior Minister of South Korea resigned
- An Eung-mo - National Police officer offered to resign
- The Government paid money to all the families
|Kill count:||58/20 Dam Son|
|Accuracy:||12/20 56 kills, 35 injured|
|Bonus:||17/20 For smacking his bitch up|
|Total Score: 115/100 (S)|
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Woo Bum-kon is related to a series on AZNS.