X in my pants

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X in my pants is a meme that some argue is the cancer that is killing /b/. This meme was started when some /b/tard posted a picture of the Metallica drummer with the caption "Metallica. Suck." (Said image will be available in the gallery for your viewing pleasure).

Never confuse this meme with X? In My Y?

Brief History Lesson[edit]

This meme was created on /b/ when someone said:


   
 
/b/

Enter any song name (excluded artist) and then enter "in my pants" right after. Example: (Metallica)To live and to die in my pants

Moar.
 


 
 

Meme starting /b/tard

Around 8 PM (EST) Feb. 1, 2008, this thread became 404'd. For all who posted in it, it was indeed epic.

RL History[edit]

Those of us over the age of 12 of course know where this meme ~actually~ originated from and were using it (and other forms of it) for decades before the /b/tard kiddies had ever even heard of it. The original follows the line of "X in bed." and was originally used to make the fortunes in fortune cookies more interesting. Leave it to the /b/tards to take something funny and fuck it all up.

Application of teh meme[edit]

As stated before, put the phrase "in your pants" at the end of a song title. Generally, this will automatically make it funny. It's best to make fun of popular songs, like some that have been in Guitar Hero games (Prototype ~ The Way it Ends (in my pants)), or any song that has the word "girl" in it (Little Girls In My Pants).

However this meme can become disgusting if applied to certain songs. To name a few:

But, if combined with the right song, it can become hilarious or unfunny in a matter of moments. Song titles are not in parentheses:

  • Baby (in my pants). Yep...
  • Old Man River (in my pants)
  • Never Gonna Give You Up (in my pants)
  • Cold feelings (in my pants)
  • Shitstorm (in my pants)
  • Six Days (in my pants)
  • Time Is Running Out (in my pants)
  • BOOM (in my pants)
  • Big Gun (in my pants)
  • Welcome to the Black Parade (in my pants)
  • Dynamite (in my pants)
  • Canned Heat (in my pants)
  • If I Like It, I Do It (in my pants)
  • Feed my Frankenstien (in my pants)
  • Feels Just Like It Should (in my pants)
  • Feels So Good (in my pants)
  • Great Balls of Fire (in my pants)
  • You Give Me Something (in my pants)
  • Runaway (in my pants)
  • Redneck (in my pants)
  • Cheeseburger in Paradise (in my pants)
  • I Walk The Line (in my pants)
  • Jesus Walks (in my pants)
  • You Make Me Rock Hard (in my pants)
  • Cult of Personality (in my pants)
  • She Will Be Loved (in my pants)
  • I'm Broken (in my pants)
  • Everybody Hurts (in their pants)
  • Cumbersome (in my pants)
  • Come Sail Away (in my pants)
  • Screams of Anger (in my pants)
  • Choke on it (in my pants)
  • Cowboys from hell (in my pants)
  • God bless the child (in my pants)
  • Deep Kick (in my pants)
  • More than a feeling (in my pants)
  • The Void (in my pants)
  • No Surprises (in my pants)
  • One More Chance (in my pants)
  • Torn (in my pants)
  • When You were Young (in my pants)
  • You (in my pants)
  • Pour Some Sugar (in my pants)
  • Dead Seeds (in my pants)
  • Make them Suffer (in my pants)
  • I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus (in my pants) (Even holiday songs)
  • Supermassive Black Hole (in my pants)
  • Smash (in my pants) :(
  • I Want It All (in my pants)
  • She-Wolf (in my pants)
  • Everything went Black (in my pants)
  • Four Sticks (in my pants)
  • Sick Of You (in my pants)
  • Raining Blood (in my pants)
  • A secret place (in my pants)
  • Stairway to Heaven (in my pants)
  • Through the Fire and Flames (in my pants)
  • Bigger Than My Body (in my pants)
  • Pants (in my pants)
  • Vultures (in my pants)
  • When the Levee Breaks (in my pants)
  • Fire (in my pants)
  • The Way You Make Me Feel (in my pants)
  • Rich Girl (in my pants)
  • Bad Reputation (in my pants)
  • The Way I Am (in my pants)
  • Down Under (in my pants)
  • New Soul (in my pants)
  • Move Your Feet (in my pants)
  • Manic Monday (in my pants)
  • It's Your Thing (in my pants)
  • I Want Candy (in my pants)
  • She Drives Me Crazy (in my pants)
  • Dont You Want Me (in my pants)
  • Eruption (in my pants)
  • I've Got The Best of Both Worlds (in my pants)
  • A Warm Place (in my pants)
  • Anything Can Happen in the Next Half-Hour (in my pants)
  • Sorry You're not a Winner (in my pants)
  • Gives you Hell (in my pants)
  • It Ends Tonight (in my pants)
  • The River (in my pants)
  • Big Casino (in my pants)
  • The Wall (in my pants)
  • Cardiac Arrest (in my pants)
  • Sulphur (in my pants)
  • I Miss You (in my pants)
  • Violence (in my pants)
  • Pressure (in my pants)
  • Dirty Little Secret (in my pants)
  • Do You Hear the People Sing? (in my pants?) (yes, even musicals)
  • Prayer of the Refugee (in my pants)
  • Stillborn (in my pants)
  • Rape Me (in my pants)
  • 12 Days of Christmas (in my pants)
  • 21 Guns (in my pants)
  • Lose Yourself (in my pants)
  • 99 Red Ballons (in my pants)

Feel free to add more if you'd like.

For anyone that hasn't figured it out yet, you can put anything in my pants. Err, your pants...

  • THIS IS SPARTA!!...(IN MY PANTS)
  • Shaddapa-you face (In my pants)
  • Chariots of Fire (In my pants)
  • Boyfriend (In my pants)
  • Be like that (In my pants)
  • Dat Funky Man (In my pants)
  • (Dont't Fear) The Reaper (In my pants)
  • Smooth Criminal (In my pants)
  • Rancid Amputation (In my pants)
  • Australiana (In my pants)
  • La La (In my pants)
  • Pieces of Me (In my pants)
  • Girlfriend (In my pants)
  • Hot (In my pants)
  • He wasn't (In my pants)
  • Keep holding on (In my pants)
  • Losing Grip (In my pants)
  • My Happy ending (In my pants)
  • Nobody's Home (In my pants)
  • Love Shack (In my pants)
  • Larger Than Life (In my pants)
  • I Need Somebody (In my pants)
  • Where's your head at (In my pants)
  • Satisfaction (In my pants)
  • Day & Night (In my pants)
  • Shutup (In my pants)
  • The Bad Touch (In my pants)
  • All Rise (In my pants)
  • Too close (In my pants)
  • Raise your hands (In my pants)
  • Do Somethin' (In my pants)
  • Oops! I did it again (In my pants)
  • Cant fight the moonlight (In my pants)
  • Fight for your right to party (In my pants)
  • My band (In my pants)
  • Impacto (In my pants)
  • Aerodynamic (In my pants)
  • Alive (In my pants)
  • Around the world (In my pants)
  • Burnin' (In my pants)
  • This is not an exit (In my pants)
  • Smells Like Teen Spirit (In my pants)
  • Room for one more (In my pants)
  • Through the Blood (In my pants)
  • This is a Stick-up (In my pants)
  • White Christmas (In my pants)
  • Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (In my pants)
  • I Can't Get Started (In my pants)
  • Tiny Bubbles (In my pants)
  • Fire and Rain (In my pants)
  • Have a Nice Day (In my pants)
  • Stormy Weather (In my pants)
  • I Can't Get No Satisfaction (In my pants)
  • Good Vibrations (In my pants)
  • Crawling (In my pants)
  • Hells Bells (In my pants)
  • Deep in the Hole (In my pants)
  • Let's get it up (In my pants)
  • It's a long way to the top (In my pants)
  • Inner Sanctum (In my pants)
  • Constant Motion (In my pants)
  • Strange Things (In my pants)
  • Feels Like Home (In my pants)
  • The Battle (In my pants)
  • Petrified (In my pants)
  • The Stretch (In my pants)
  • Red to Black (In my pants)
  • Slip Out The Back (In my pants)
  • Uptight (In my pants)
  • Session (In my pants)
  • Third Stone From The Sun (In my pants)
  • One Big Rush (In my pants)
  • Creation (In my pants)
  • Black Tower (In my pants)
  • When The Levee Breaks (In my pants)
  • Cure For The Itch (In my pants)
  • One Thing (In my pants)
  • Play For Blood (In my pants)
  • The Thing That Should Not Be (In my pants)
  • Disposable Heros (In my pants)
  • Fade To Black (In my pants)
  • All Within My Hands (In my pants)
  • The Unnamed Feeling (In my pants)
  • Photograph (In my pants)
  • Flat Zone (In my pants)
  • Born Like This (In my pants)
  • No Surprises (In my pants)
  • I'm Still Here (In my pants)
  • Choke On It (In my pants)
  • Jingle Bells (In my pants)
  • I Want It All (In my pants)
  • Four Sticks (In my pants)
  • As I Am (In my pants)
  • It's Your Thing (In my pants)
  • My Happy Ending (In my pants)
  • Losing My Grip (In my pants)
  • All Rise (In my pants)
  • Its Electric (In my pants)
  • To Long (In my pants)
  • I See Red (In my pants)
  • Eye of The Tiger (In my pants)
  • The Pick of Destiny (In my pants)
  • Untouched (In my pants)
  • One More Minute (In my pants)
  • Right Where It Belongs (In my pants)
  • So Cold (In my pants)
  • Pump It (In my pants)
  • South Of Heaven (In my pants)
  • Guilty Of Being White (In my pants)
  • Harden (In my pants)
  • Like a Virgin (In my pants)
  • Face to Face (In my pants)
  • Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger (In my pants) (its daft punk you dumb shit)
  • High Fidelity (In my pants)
  • High Life (In my pants)
  • Human After All (In my pants)
  • One more time (In my pants)
  • Rollin' & Scratchin' (In my pants)
  • Superheroes (In my pants)
  • Something about us (In my pants)
  • Steam Machine (In my pants)
  • Television Rules the Nation (In my pants)
  • Teachers (In my pants)
  • Technologic (In my pants)
  • The Brainwasher (In my pants)
  • The Prime time of your life (In my pants)
  • Too Long (In my pants)
  • Voyager (In my pants)
  • Feel the beat (In my pants)
  • Asshole (In my pants)
  • You spin me round (In my pants)
  • Ton O'Love (In my pants)
  • Whip it (In my pants)
  • Popcorn (In my pants)
  • Money for nothing (In my pants)
  • Just the 2 of us (In my pants)
  • Blue (In my pants)
  • Move your body (In my pants)
  • Black fingerails, Red wine (In my pants)
  • Sarah (In my pants)
  • The final countdown (In my pants)
  • This aint a scene, its an arms race (In my pants)
  • Clumsy (In my pants)
  • Learn to fly (In my pants)
  • Hey Julie (In my pants)
  • Hell March (In my pants)
  • Relax (In my pants)
  • Push up (In my pants)
  • Hit me up (In my pants)
  • The chronicles of Life & Death (In my pants)
  • American Idiot (In my pants)
  • Minority (In my pants)
  • Get Down (In my pants)
  • The Sweet Escape (In my pants)
  • The Power (In my pants)
  • Our Lips are sealed (In my pants)
  • Beat of my heart (In my pants)
  • Play with fire (In my pants)
  • Wake up (In my pants)
  • Down boy (In my pants)
  • Kiss Kiss (In my pants)
  • Naughty Girl (In my pants)
  • I must be emo (In my pants)
  • Fascination (In my pants)
  • From Paris to Berlin (In my pants)
  • Stand (In my pants)
  • Intuition (In my pants)
  • Leave (Get Out) (In my pants)
  • Too Little, Too Late (In my pants)
  • Still Alive (In my pants)
  • What goes around comes around (In my pants)
  • walking on sunshine (In my pants)
  • My sharona (In my pants)
  • Never again (In my pants)
  • Danger Zone (In my pants)
  • Superman (In my pants)
  • Sunshine, Lollipops & Rainbows (In my pants)
  • What I like about you (In my pants)
  • First (In my pants)
  • Over (In my pants)
  • Rumors (In my pants)
  • Hey You (In my pants)
  • U Cant touch this (In my pants)
  • Blinded by the light (In my pants)
  • Forgotten Years (In my pants)
  • The Power and the Passion (In my pants)
  • Grace Kelly (In my pants)
  • Responsibilty (In my pants)
  • Famous Last Words (In my pants)
  • All good things (In my pants)
  • Maneater (In my pants)
  • Say it right (In my pants)
  • Promiscuous (In my pants)
  • Bye bye bye (In my pants)
  • Pop (In my pants)
  • I write sins, not tradgedies (In my pants)
  • The happiest days of our lives (In my pants)
  • Lost and running (In my pants)
  • I will walk 500 miles (In my pants)
  • Bad day (In my pants)
  • I wanna be sedated (In my pants)
  • Revenge of the Cats (In my pants)
  • Ride of the Valkyries (In my pants)
  • S.O.S (In my pants)
  • Shutup and drive (In my pants)
  • We Ride (In my pants)
  • I never liked you (In my pants)
  • Voodoo Child (In my pants)
  • Watching you (In my pants)
  • Way to go (In my pants)
  • Candyman (In my pants)
  • Sandstorm (In my pants)
  • The Twelve Days of Christmas (In my pants)
  • Angel (In my pants)
  • I see red (In my pants)
  • Mistake (In my pants)
  • Chain Reaction (In my pants)
  • Rapper's Delight (In my pants)
  • Eye of the tiger (In my pants)
  • All the things she said (In my pants)
  • How soon is now (In my pants)
  • Not gonna get us (In my pants)
  • Chocolate Rain (In my pants)
  • The pick of destiny (In my pants)
  • Walk like an Egyptian (In my pants)
  • Video killed the radio star (In my pants)
  • Touch myself (In my pants)
  • Jump in my car (In my pants)
  • Last train to transcentral (In my pants)
  • The night Santa went crazy (In my pants)
  • Cherry bomb (In my pants)
  • Turning Japanese(In my pants)
  • Hook me up (In my pants)
  • Untouched (In my pants)
  • Burning down the house (In my pants)
  • Beautiful day (In my pants)
  • Ridin' Dirty (In my pants)
  • Never say never (In my pants)
  • Kiss your momma (In my pants)
  • Monster Mash (In my pants)
  • We like to party (In my pants)
  • Boom Boom Boom Boom (In my pants)
  • The itch (In my pants)
  • We are the champions (In my pants)
  • We didn't start the fire (In my pants)
  • Amish Paradise (In my pants)
  • Another one rides the bus (In my pants)
  • Attack of the Radioactive Hampsters from a planet near mars (In my pants)
  • Cavity Search (In my pants)
  • Close, but no cigar (In my pants)
  • Dare to be stupid (In my pants)
  • Do I creep you out (In my pants)
  • Eat it (In my pants)
  • Everything you know is wrong (In my pants)
  • Girls just want to have lunch (In my pants)
  • I love rocky road (In my pants)
  • I remember Larry (In my pants)
  • I want a new duck (In my pants)
  • I'll sue ya (In my pants)
  • Im so sick of you (In my pants)
  • Like a surgeon (In my pants)
  • Living with a Hernia (In my pants)
  • Melanie (In my pants)
  • My girlfriend is inflatable (In my pants)
  • One more minute (In my pants)
  • Pancreas (In my pants)
  • Phoney calls (In my pants)
  • Pretty fly for a rabbi (In my pants)
  • Ricky (In my pants)
  • She Drives like crazy (In my pants)
  • She never told me she was a mime (In my pants)
  • Since you've been gone (In my pants)
  • Slime creatures from outer space (In my pants)
  • Smells like nirvana (In my pants)
  • Spy hard (In my pants)
  • Talk soup (In my pants)
  • The saga begins (In my pants)
  • Thinking of you (in my pants)
  • This is the life (In my pants)
  • Traffic Jam (In my pants)
  • Trapped in the drive through (In my pants)
  • Twister (In my pants)
  • Velvet Elvis (In my pants)
  • Virus Alert (In my pants)
  • Waffle King (In my pants)
  • White & Nerdy (In my pants)
  • Yoda (In my pants)
  • You don't love me anymore (In my pants)
  • Young Dumb & Ugly (In my pants)
  • You're Pitiful (In my pants)
  • You Spin Me Round (In my pants)
  • Teenage Dirtbag (In my pants)
  • Oh Yea (In my pants)
  • Bust a move (In my pants)
  • Breathe (In my pants)
  • Fill your pages (In my pants)
  • Do You Have A Little Time (In my pants)
  • Eternally Missed (In my pants)
  • Everything In It's Right Place (In my pants)
  • Man! I Feel Like a Woman! (In my pants)
  • Ten Thousand Fists (In my pants)
  • Right Where It Belongs (In my pants)
  • Pedobear (In my pants)
  • Misplaced Childhood (In my pants)
  • Here Comes The Sun (In my pants)
  • Octopus's Garden (In my pants)
  • Five Years (In my pants)
  • Pipes of Peace (In my pants)
  • Sex Bomb (In my pants)
  • Jizz your pants (in my pants)
  • Boys & Girls (In my pants)
  • Going Under (In my pants)
  • Live Free (In my pants)
  • Weight of the world (In my pants)
  • I love the dead (In my pants) (Yup, even Necrophilia.)
  • Poor Unfortunate Souls (In my pants)
  • What I've done (In my pants)
  • Rocket (In my pants)
  • A Place for my Head (In my pants)
  • Meteor Shower (In my pants)
  • Let it die (In my pants)
  • After the Devil Beats His Wife (In my pants)
  • Airplanes (In my pants)
  • Ain't No Rest for the Wicked (In my pants)
  • Air Force Ones (In my pants)
  • Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing (In my pants)
  • Hey! Bo Diddley (In my pants)
  • Necropedophile (In my pants)
  • Alligator Blood (In my pants)
  • Waking the Demon (In my pants)
  • Valerie (In my pants)
  • Battle Royale (In my pants)
  • Rusted From the Rain (In my pants)
  • Mountain (In my pants)
  • Tainted Love (in my pants)
  • Hound dog (in my pants)

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