- Hatreon (Donate)
- Web IRC
Xenuria aka Aaron Bongart is an aspie who has convinced himself that the internet is serious business and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through devotion to the great xenu, tl;dr this guy is the epiphany of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and incorporate it into how he acts online.
Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius
Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started
going to college sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.
A failed agenda
Darviela was running for the CSM on Eve Online to bring his ideas of what he calls "LGBT issues" into full circle, using the incredibly summary of logic he sucked out of Secondlife's endless supply of rainbow cock, he thinks that because the in-game models lack sexual organs and the ability to hop on poseballs and fuck while having textsex that it would be good to use as a vehicle to propel his ideas to the masses.
He is obsessed with this concept and continues to push for autism. This no chance of making the CSM as the entire community of Eve Online thinks he's a goddamn fucking nutcase. The reason he is "qualified" to be on the ballot is because there are 100 or so alts supporting him so that he makes a fool out of himself.
Another failed agenda
In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, Xenuria stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.
Xenuria admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names he has used in the past make little sense when put through an Anagram Generatorthere is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend. Below is a listing of the more common names that he has identified himself as.
- Xenuria - As if Scientology didn't have enough autistic social justice warriors in the cesspool.
- Darviela Maravarona
- Valaria' Arkonia (Queen of /b/)
- Valdivindel Blackheart
- Ventargo Malakatrinkus
Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)BANNED
- Darviela Current Secondlife Account
- Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
- Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
- A pair of Sevens
- MysteriousThing (SomethingAwful name)
- HockLord (Steam ID)
- Xenuria tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock.
- Xenuria now says that anyone trying to get in contact with hockles is going to jail, that says it actually happened.
- Xenuria has a vagina.
Darviela Maravarona's Dox
|Xenuria is part of a series on Aspies.||[Sperg out]|
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