How do you solve a problem like? How do you hold a tissue to his tears?
Xiota: The Overview
- Xiota believes himself to be a genius. He is incorrect.
- Xiota believes himself to be logical. He is incorrect.
- Xiota believes himself to be nonugly. Are we sensing a pattern yet?
- He has a poloemily-type nose. What of it?
- His mother cuts his hair. Waaaa.
Xiota cried about it for weeks afterwards, referring to her as a bitch whenever possible.
Here is his resume. Point and giggle Lol dead.
Xiota: One Man, Many Tears
- Xiota cries about all the stupid people on LJ.
- Xiota proves that he's clever and rational
- Xiota gets pains when he thinks
- Xiota reads this entry and then cries. Please note the cameo appearance by I_am_lane.
Xiota: The Legend
Xiota: The Bitter Rage
Scientists believe he may simply be afraid of the letter G's sensuous curves.
Xiota: The Genius
Xiota: The Padawan
According to an unnamed source, it seems that Xiota worships a little-known LJer called i_am_lame. Preliminary studies have demonstrated that they are both logical positivists. One day, Xiota will emerge as a Dark Lord of the Sith... or a logical positivist. Either way, it's going to be dark days for the Republic and the Jedi.