Remember Guize, Yaoi Is As Cute As Newborn Puppies
Although it seems that this poor child has no other life than drawing shitty yaoi, well, yeah, that is all she has. This poor sap, who has actually placed her real name on teh internets, (Camilla), is in serious need of critique. Yaoi-ultima seems to have the depth of a kiddie pool and the imagination of a rock from what she has revealed to her bestest friend, deviantart. The majority of this information has been received from an RL contact, whom currently seems to be experiencing troll's remorse. Added onto this information includes:
- Multiple classmates have complained that she watches gay porn at lunch/break and all feasible times
- Classmates run when they hear her approaching
- She never shuts up about how much she loves yaoi
- Adamantly denies looking at yaoi when asked by anyone but a girl
- Will cry whenever anyone tells her anything close to the truth
- Spends all of her time at school on the computer scanning her shittily-drawn pr0nz
- Draws her shitty yaoi in class when she cannot find a computer to raep
Wow She Has Potential
Hey guize, she's really hurt, so knock it off, alright? She even cried at school! You want to know why? Someone at deviantart hurt her feelings. I mean, god, how could anyone say this?!
—Dead-H4and, lol pr0nz.
She even drew a picture about it, okay guize? She's really hurt. Almost like some kind of rape situation. Like some kind of rape situation. Rape situation. Rape.
She IS on deviantart, therefore she must submit shitty art, right? Right. Most of this fag's 'art' consists of horribly fucked-up profiles of the face and epic tongue battles between animu characters, Sasugay and Naruto. But don't forget about her original characters! In fact, one of them escaped from a lab and is now enrolled in school!
Feel free to grab the bleach, you can not only scrub your eyes with it but it's also rather tasty.
- Penis32323234f.jpg yaoi ultima
A CHALLENGER APPEARS!
Now, Anon has received a horribly frightening threat! It seems that former attempt at a troll Dead-H4and is having second thoughts!
In fact, the prospect of harassing said failed troll seems like it might produce lulz, as he's taken on the role of internet tough guy. In an attempt to frighten anon with failed dox he's produced a few laughs.
She found her article! She really loves us, doesn't she?(NOPE, BALEETED)
- Her e-mail: firstname.lastname@example.org
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