|Yeguscus looks like it was written by pseudo-intellectual 13-year-old boys.|
Look out for unfunny Uncyclopedia bullshit, boring in-jokes, and angsty teen-ery.
You could also add in actual humor.
|This person has Assburgers Syndrome, |
so you can't say anything bad! :-(
Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.
It all began during the summer of 2013 when the asspie decided to go on DeviantART to showcase his talented (not!) and awesome (definitely not!) manga and cartoon drawings. He first started drawing MLP and Adventure Time and boy, his art was fucking bad. No one really cared about this shit and the first art was lost among the sea of crap among deviantart. His drawings were often violent, but seriously, the gore and blood had no effect cos the art was just so bad! He also made lame memes from ancient templates made by some of the first deviantart artists. His first comic, Meet Dylan, an autistic abomination that none gave a flying fuck about was largely ignored. However, about 5 years later, after drawing the new show on Nickelodeon, The Loud House, he exploded into popularity despite only having 5 friends. He did some bad drawings before and made many OCs such as closet homo Eugene Hendricks, basement dweller Ken Hendricks and Wolverine ripoff Keegan Black, even giving him an adamantium exoskeleton. However, his real popularity explosion was when he made extremely violent nsl hateart as like another lolcow, Bart-Toons, he worships Lincoln Loud as the Messiah that must be worshipped, honored and treated as a pimp as all Loud House females that are pretty automatically go in Lincoln's harem. The hateart are basiclly the most commented on and most viewed in his entire gallery of retardation.
What a fucking retard
—This is his info page in DevianTART and many of his claims are lies
- Gay Porn
Really Fucking Hates
- People who don't put 110% of their hate on No Such Luck, a Lincoln Loud Torture Porn.
- People who criticism his shitty drawings instead of giving them praise.
- The Loud sisters not treating Lincoln well enough.
Yeguscus stated if he saw NSL again, he would go crazy.
Good luck to him when he sees the magnificent video above CLAIMED BY VIACOM!
THIS FANFIC MAY KILL YOU WITH AN AUTISM OVERLOAD!
ONE DAY FINN AND JAKE IS WALKING TO TREEHOUSE, DEN DEY SEEE MA OCS DYLAN AND HIS BRO WHO ARE KILLING SOM ZOMBIES. BLOOD IS SP LATTERED EVERYWHERE SPLAT SPLAT SPWLAT. SPLAT SPLAT. THEN THEY SHOOT AND SHOOT ANDDZ DEN THEY KILL ALL THE ZOMBIES. FINN AND JAKE GOT WORRYED THEY GO AN INVESTIGATE. JAKE GET MUSCLES AND SIXPAK AS WELL AS BOMMY NOCKER IN HAND FINN USES SWORD OF METAL. DYLAN FIGHTS PINK FLESH LUMP BEAST WIT HIS COOL HAND, SLASH SLASH, THE BEAST IS KILLED AND BLOOD SPLATTERY SPLATTERS EVERYWHERE. BOOMBOOMBOOMBOOM, THERE ARE MORE MONSTERS. SLASH SLASH DYLANS BRO USES A FAN BLADE AND KILLZ TO ZOMBIES HE PUNCHES ONE AND USES HIS GUNS. WAPOW. THE 2 BOYS INTRODUECE THEMSHELFS.
ALWIGHT, THE FOR GO IN THE TWEEHOUZE AND GO UP LADDER AND GO TO EATING ROOM. DYLAN MAKES BREAK AND SPATTAH AND SAYS FUCK AND SHIT 10 TIMES JAKE SAYS i dont liek yo attiturd BUT DYLAN SAYS SHUT UP. JAKE GOES TO HIS MOMS TUMMY. JAKE IS SCARED. BOO! HAHA WAS THAT SCARY12 ZOMG! DYLAN AND HIS BRO DRINK SOME NICE BEER AND IT TASTE GOOOD. AHHHHH. BUT WAIT DUN1 DUN1 DUN111 THE ICE KING IZ HEERE1111 FINN SCREAMS ice king. ICE KING HAS PRINCESS BUBBAGUM WHO WILL WIN WILL PRINCE CESS BUBBAGUNK BE SAVED OR SEE DA LIGHT OF DAT EVAR AGAINZ222
JAKE ATTACKS FIRST. HE STRETCHES 2 FISTS AT ICE KING ZAPZAP ZAPZAPZAP ZAP ZAP ZAPZAP. OH NO JAKES PUNCHHANDS ARE FROZEN OH NOOOOOOOOOO1111 DYLAN JUMPS UP LIEK A NINJA HIYAH! AND USES HIS ARM TO GRAB ICE KINGS BUEARD AND KICKS HIM AND BLOOD SPILLZ OUUT. DESTROY11 DYLAN PUNCHES ICE KING IN THE FACE POW WHAM AND TWISTS HIS... UHMM ICE CREAM CONE2 AND THE 2 DO HEADBUMB WAPOW KAPOW1 LATER WHOOOOOOOSH. ICE KING FALL TO GROUND. SUPER GROUND SMASHER1 ZOMG1 THE OTHE TREE GET SCARED. DYLAN COMES FLYING TO THE GROUND AND THAN
THE ARM DIGS INTO ICE KING AND ICE KING CRIES BOOHOO. THE TREE OTHER SAY SHEESH. ICE KING STARTS CRYING ONE 4 DIGITAL WATCH TEARS BOOHOO CRY SOB. DYLAN SAYS U WANT SOME MOAR1212. ICE KING SCREAMS IN SO MUCH PAINPAIN AND SAYS IM SORRY IMSORRY IM SOWWY IM SORRY... *one thousand times later*... IM SOWWY IM SORRY1111 DYLAN CRUSHES IVCE KING RIBBBS AND CRUNCH1 ICE KING IS DEFEATED THE REST GOT SCARED BUT DYLANS A HERO A TRUE HERO. HE MUST SOP THE ICE KING AS HES EVILLLLL1111111
Please note that his fanfictions are utterly wrong in every way.
And the fact that his English is also fucking horrible and you will need to kill yourself after witnessing the autism
TLH NSL ALTERNATE ENDING
EVEN IF YOU SURVIVED Meet Dylan, THIS MAY ACTUALLY KILL YOU!1!!
After a long slumber from 2014 to 2018, Yeguscus's obssession with the Loud House and his religious faith of Linconium Loudism which includes worshipping Lincoln like a god (Bart-Toons) have pitted him against the satan of Linconium Loudism... NO... SUCH... LUCK!!! He made a crappy fanfic where his closet-homosexual OC, Eugene Hendricks, who also fantasizes of hardcore BDSM sex with Lincoln's dad gets triggered as fuck and 'punishes' the family. Brace yourself for the autism ahead.
In the fanfic, the Louds throw Lincoln out because the entire family except for the second autist in the article is too fucking stupid to believe in science. Lincoln's guardian angel and a priest of a Loudism Church, a US Marine-CLOSET HOMOSEXUAL named Eugene Hendricks who is half whitey half Japanese gets triggered and offended as throwing out our lord and savior Lincoln Loud out of the house is punishable with raep and mutilation. Eugene had a meltdown, just like his equally autistic creator who meltdowns like Rad Nigger Nuclear Reactors. Eugene Krabs-I mean closet homo, half jap, US marine AND priest of Linconium Loudism, Eugene Hendricks kicks down the kitchen door where the GODFORSAKEN INFIDELS WHO MUST FUCKING DIE- I MEAN REST OF THE LOUD FAMILY are celebrating the loss of a bad luck curse in the kitchen with family buttsecks. Eugene charges in and every other member is looking at his rage... Eugene punched Lynn Sr. (THE WRONG LYNN YOU RETARD! ITS THE JUNIOR) and blood came out. Eugene brutally beat him up and caused 2 teeth to fall out and there was a lot of blood. Afterwards, Eugene Homosexual-dricks dragged an unconscious Lynn Sr to his house where he raped Lincoln's dad's unconscious body and did BDSM on him.
After drawing super-violent hateart, Yeguscus is hunting down Karla Sakas Shropshire, the mastermind of NSL. Rumor has it that Karla was dragged out of her house by Yeguscus, Bart-Toons and several more toxic TLH fans, tortured and later snuck into a North Korean ballistic missile, killing her.
His grammar and spelling hasn't even fucking improved at all.
As told by Yeguscus himself: NO SUCK LUCK TRIGGGERED ME1111111 WHHHHY111111 GUES I MAEK FAGFICTIOON! FUK NSL NSLE. HUH WHY ME SEEE GAY BOI HOO MAEK GAY FAGOT HENTAI1212
IT WAS FINE MORNING BUT IT BAD. LINCOLN LOUD KICKED OUT OF LOUD HOUZE CUZ HISS PARENS N SISTAHS FINK HES BAD LUCK. ZOMG1 ZOMG1 EUGENE HENDRICKS MUH OC GET ANGRY AT LINCOLN BEING BULLIED AND DAVASTATOD BY PARENZ HE GOT MAD AND SMASHED DOOR DOWN AND BUNCHED PNCHED LYNN LOUD SENIOR CITIZEN1 HE LATER SCREAM AT ALL LOWD SISTAHHHS VERY MADDY MADDY MAD1 THSI BULLCRAP MUSTA BE STOPPPED EUGENE GOT MAD AND HE PUNCHED LYNN LOUD SENIOR1 WAPOW HAPOW POWPOW POW BOOOOOOM1 AFTER WARDENS, EUGENE BEAT UPPACUT DOWN LYNN LOUD SENIOR AND LORI GOT VERY SCARED BUT SHE SCARED OF EUGENE DEATH STARE.
One more time I hear him scream ZOMG1, I may get a nervous breakdown.
- He will die alone, no normal women would want to marry him
- He hates SpongeBob but praises the Loud House far too much
- As he is half chink, he has a micropenis
- From one of his crappy memes where he found gay raep funny, it shows that Yeguscus is an inconsiderate fuck when it comes to prison rape. Ironically, its very likely Yeguscus will go to jail for assaulting people who hate Loud House in public.
- He claimed he has mild autism, but it is an obvious lie considering how utterly retarded his gallery is.
SPECIAL GIFT FOR YNEGO VILLALOBOS
The typical day of Yeguscus, or any other asspie in that matter.
A typical meltdown for Yeguscus and his fellow retarded asspies
- Bart-Toons, another manchild on deviantart who makes equally cringy shit.
- Javi Suzumiya, a Mexican faggot that loves drawing Loud House porn
- Assburgers Syndrome, what he is affected with
- DanielJan123, a sand nigger white knight who protects Yeguscus
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