YouTube Furry War
The Youtube Furry War was a period of anti-furry trolling on YouTube. Starting in 2007 as a result of furry indignation at the fact that they had become the butt of many a joke at the hands of trolls and mundanes alike, furries assumed a stern word and a show of defiance would quell the mockery. The results surprised them, and would be remembered for years to come as one of the greatest tragedies to ever strike the fandom. Until Chewfox.
For most, the fact that any group is always fair game on the internet comes as no surprise. However, being furries, their natural persecution complex kicked into full gear, of cries of injustice rang far and loud. This righteous fury struck a chord and prompted a headstrong SokiTwopaw to give his notorious "Ultimatum Declaratum", a battlecry for furries across the internet to stand up and declare equality and respect from the world that belittled them so. This would be the first in a long line of mistakes.
Reaction to Soki's video was swift and brutal, with trolls doxing and raiding him in less than 3 days from discovery of the video. Regardless, his call to arms was headed, with furry after furry making their own protest video and flooding troll channels ready to battle the internet hate machine. Most action was seen in the comment boxes and user profiles of Furry and troll, with yiff in hells and empty death threats as far as the eye could see. During the onslaught, the original incarnation of the FCTC took it upon themselves to phish unsuspecting furries and raid forums in response to the overwhelming faggotry displayed by the fandom. In the thick of battle, some furs saw a shining opportunity for respect to be gained from the community, declaring themselves defenders of the fandom and professional troll exterminators. The most infamous include:
As the war kicked off, furry celebrity Silentwulf took Soki's advice to push his fetish pride in the face of the unsuspecting public to heart. Taking a break from making hilarious videos to "the myths and facts about being a furry" coupled with his unique brand of humor, which resulted in every furry on the internet hailing him as their savior, as well as catching the attention of Anonymous. The end result was a total raid against Silentwulf while he was moving into his new home. His Youtube profile, MySpace, and email accounts were snatched out from under him as he was distracted with perfection his patented style of random humor, and as a result was thoroughly raped with minimal resistance. Silentwulf was eventually forced to a new Youtube, where he refused to take part in any subsequent anti-troll action, however his defeat was a golden ticket to furry martyrdom.
Another of the more successful attempts was that of 16 year old Tori Belliachi. In August of 2007, Tori, then an unknown editor of one of thousands of websites, thought it wise to spend his spare time posting video warning the public for the evils of fursecution. Initially claiming he would disprove any and every accusation the trolls could throw at him and the fandom at large, Tori made brave steps to defend his community. For example, when accused of being a furry faggot, his immediate response was to throw himself into a pile of other men and roll around on his bedroom floor giggling. Such videos immediatly made him the furries shining hope in the midst of the war, with most furries simply spouting "Watch Tori's videos!" when asked to defend their stances.
Later in that same month Tori ceased making videos, citing "no good arguments were being made against him". Tori declared victory on behalf of the furry fandom, and retreated to his LiveJournal and various furry projects. The furries initially celebrated, only to realize that, despite Belliachi's plethora of videos, they were still being mocked. Another Furry Jesus had failed them.
Opting for a militant approach over Belliachi's Furry Guru gimmick, Lulz in Hell Trollfags spent his days during the Furry War hopping from troll account to troll account plastering death threats and other assorted mantra. His most important contribution to the war front was an incredibly poorly drawn video in which the menacing face of a teddybear proceeds to execute an emaciated Jew for the crime of fursecution, promising the viewer this is a serious threat that he intends to carry out.
LIHT eventually decided he would fight fire with fire and troll the trolls. Assuming he had obtained a high profile trolls phone number and address, LIHT proceeded to call and harass the individual repeatedly, touting his victory that the troll was too scared to face him. Unfortunately for him, he had actually been dooped into doxing another furry. Upon being informed that he himself had also been dox'd and was now vulnerable to very real legal consequences for the repeated death threats he had sent, Lulz in Hell Trollfags disappeared from the war.
One of the staunchest defenders of the Furries/Otherkin, WolfAdvocate (aliases CanisLupusSapien/WrathofCanis/WiseWolf87) could be found on any number of Furry videos, using logic to combat the trolls, usually frequenting the channels of younger otherkins, such as Hatedwerewolf, 2whitetiger6, and any other pre-teen dumb shit willing to accept his protection. Despite claiming to do a bit of research before opening his mouth, he has been outwitted on numerous occasions, whipping out his facts only to be bitchslapped by anyone bearing the truth. This happened enough times for him to get butthurt and abandon his CanisLupusSapien channel entirely. However, because of his intense need to protect various otherkin, has been tracked down,
and can be found here. Feel free to visit him and drop him a note letting him know what you think of him as a protector. BALEETED
While trying his best to gain support from furries, Crygus revealed not only do Furries think of retarded animals to live through, but also confirmed the longstanding belief that Furries are basement-dwellers and do in fact shot their load thinking of big, burly animals, no matter how many times a Furry will plead otherwise.
Near the end of the year, trolls had grown tired of the redundant reactions and declared victory, citing that they had obtained their most coveted war trophy long since then. The furries, unsurprisingly, remain oblivious to their surroundings, and wholeheartedly insist the furry war is raging as strong as ever. 4 years after the fact.
Possible Future Wars
as is proven time and time throughout history. any 2 parties never have just one war. as such, everyone's speculating about a possible "Operation: Robotnick" that will send a crack team of trolls and hackers to wreak havoc on the very heart and soul of the furry fandom known as Fur affinity as reduce that sad excuse for a "community" to a steaming pile of ash.
- Wolfee Darkfang- Wasn't a big player during the furry war, but often claims to have been for the accolades. Also takes credit for stopping an FCTC phishing scheme that actually went down successfully.
- theblackhand2- Spiritual successor to Tori Belliachi, though cultivated far less fame for his efforts.
- Hatedwerewolf- Epic lolcow, primary target for many trolls during this period, but did nothing of relevance in regards to the war itself.
- Dalhusky- Also huge locow during this time. Later attempted to claim he was an incredibly elaborate troll.
- MrDisambiguation- Teenaged lolcow. Declared, un-declared, then re-declared a "Second Furry War". Popular target for trolls mid 2009 - early 2010.
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