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Younger Woolwich Boyz
From Encyclopedia Dramatica
When reached for comment, Elijah said:
When it comes to extreme faggotry, no one tops the YWB. Posing with their water pistols in the latest GAP fashions at the subway station, you can tell these homos mean serious fucking business. If you're afraid of your own shadow, you best not step to the YWB. Here's just a few quotes that show just how serious these punk ass bitches are:
Prerequisites For Membership
Anyone can join the YWB, provided that you're black, gay, and a 13 year old boy. If you do not have your own water pistol, one will be provided for you. Jenkem useage is mandatory. Command of the english language is not necessary. In fact, the more poorly you speak it and type it, the better.
As a member of the YWB you will be expected to look as fruity as you can at all times, pose for lots of pictures with your water pistol, and mangle the english language to the best of your ability. Every Friday night is Potluck, and you'll be expected to bring an entree dish of your own making. The last Sunday of every month is Crochet Day, and you'll be expected to knit something nice for one of the other YWB members. Those who do not bring a knitted item, will not receive a knitted item. 'Nuff sed bruv!
Cockmongler - ima wigga nigga what finks hes a wigga, nigga
Cum Funnel - I getz all crazy up in here if I don't gets enough jizm
Analingus - "Don't step to this unless you want yo ass licked but good nigga!"
Twink - "does this jacket make me look fat?"
Double Dong - Master of da "DP" on da mean streets of Woolwich
How To Speak YWB-ese
- "I'm hungry" = "yo, can't a nigra gets a chikin up in here?"
- "I'm a big pussy" = "you betta reckanize"
- "I'm educated" = "top mali top mali spittin braaaaappp!! zoop zoop"
The YouTube Offensive
The epic retardedness and overall faggotry of the YWB has drawn much attention to them, warranting a number of anti-YWB videos. The YWB has yet to respond to any of these videos, and has not reared it's fruity head on the webbernets for over a week now. Some argue that this due to mommy and daddy revoking their internets when they read about junior's e-thuggin' in the London papers.
SPECIAL UPDATE: The YWB Respond:
Apparently the YWB can do more than just look very gay posing with their water pistols at subway stations. Here's an internet death threat sent out by YWB member ygrinch:
- YWB YouTube channel "LonDONGrime"
- BENGALTIGER1, suspected member of YWB
- Bowzer80, either a YWB fanboy, one of their sockpuppets, or a 26 year old that fancies 14 year old black boys
- breezy90210, YWB resident apologist
- ygrinch, confirmed member of the YWB
- roofit, YWB member or wannabe member
- slickdotkid, another one of the great unwashed.
- Nestaho, YWB's jenkem connection
- Scottish YouTubers pwn themselves g-style
Younger Woolwich Boyz is part of a series on YouTube.