Yugioh Card Maker
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Yugioh Card Maker, originally Yiffing Cunt Makers, mostly called YCM, Yifferz and Forums of Faggotry is a typical meeting place for spammers, pedophiles and some unidentified virtual creatures that are known for being homosexual and having their job as male camwhores. It is alleged that the site's owner, YCMaker, is a spambot. It is also alleged that this spambot is rich and beautiful. In addition, due to the large amount of 10 year-old idiots on this site, it needs to be raided NAO for great justice.
- 1 History
- 2 Life Forms at the Yugioh Card Maker
- 3 Website Features
- 4 Yiffer Drama
- 5 Website Problemz
- 6 Moar About Yifferz
- 7 Retarded Quotes from Yiffing Cunt Makers
- 8 Epic Failure
- 9 LOLOLOL BAN INDEX
- 10 See also
YCM was originally founded as Yiffing Cunt Makerz at least 100 years ago, an InvisionFree forum which included the prototype version of the cunt maker, which is known to be epic failure. Later, the forum evolved into a domain name and a waste of bandwidth. The site grew, including only 9000 members, proving the theory which ensures that a large army of idiotz are being raised to become furfags and cancer.
Life Forms at the Yugioh Card Maker
There are many life forms at the Yugioh Card Maker forums, with a very little amount of them being normal humans. A survey was made last Thursday to prove that 98% of Yifferz' members have their IQ below 50. According to Wikipedia, the percentage is 99.9% now. The majority of members are either small kids, pedophiles or double-accounts of Pedobear.
Nukn00bs' ages are usually from 8 to 10, and they are Pedobear's main target. They're mostly known for their MS Paint skills of DOOM, and their love for necrophilia. They are known for their stupidity and because of that, their posts appear in numerous sigs. Nukn00bs are leaded by their prime leader, Nukn00b, who has the name cover Nukyanusu, and they include: Junkiefan07, MyChemicalDisease and universityschoolcollegekindergarten222. One also cannot forget the buttfucker fag who edited himself in, barsam.
The Mod Team of YCM consists from different species made out of egoness, virtuality, frunking, crap helmets and homosexual virtual beings but not limited to that. The Mod Team is separated into different species:
Ignorantus Phailyus Modduses (moar like Ignorantus Phallus Modduses, AMIRITE?) are species which are part of the Phailyus Modduses group, which can be only found in YCM's mod team. Ignorantuses are mostly known for being ignorant mods who were sat up randomly by the spambot YCMaker. They include darkguy[insert-zeros-here], TotalAverageForThisYearsStudents, browarod (broad rod), Elemental Hero (Vocal Remix) and Danilus, who seems to be a pussy YCM hater who can't screw it up with his Phailyus Modduses powers. Vocal Remix may be also categorized under the Egosus Phailyus Modduses, but he's way too stupid and retarded for that group.
Luvedus Phailyus Modduses are species which are part of the Phailyus Modduses group, which can be only found in YCM's mod team. Luvedus species include frunks, which are equal to fucks (with the God-imitate Fuck as the leader in a 0-man-army), virtual creatures from another dimension and dreaming perverts. They also include a slime being, as The Slime Lord, and the reason is very obvious why Yifferz like him, it's because they eat slime after picking their noses.
Egosus Phailyus Modduses are species which are part of the Phailyus Modduses group, which can be only found in YCM's mod team. They include Tardill93 , Dog Kaze, Crap Helmet (a crab-like Wilford Brimley) and JerryFreelance. Their main duty is simply to exist, and be fucking pointless. They exist simply for the sake of existing, and to give the Spambot YCMaker an excuse for not doing anything.
N00bus Phailyus Modduses are species which are part of the Phailyus Modduses group. They consist of Um-bras, tea and JesusofLouse. They were fucking entered as a result of a big YCMaker malfunction, and they think that they can become An heroes like other species in their group, but are even too bad for that.
Waisiemus Randomus are the random people of YCM. They're associated with spamming and asking to be friends in a thread which talks about communism, and sometimes in theories about how boob milk might produce energy that can be used instead of petrol. Other types of Waisiemus Randomus include Waisiemus Randomus Oldus, which are oldies but never out of being idiotic, proving how YCM can affect on what children learn today. Waisiemius Randomus Oldus include Garbage Addiction King (abbreviated GAK), Cyberidiotic Dragon (previously known as da-clown-of-smell), Wolfberserker (someone who can't spell), Clairex (emo self-centered bitch), Anarchy 07 (someone who'll make you yell), KA Fail (furry in hiding), Forgot My Pen (someone who is brainwashed by communism and Manyard Keenan's song lyrics) and Zebra Wearing Trench Coat which is self explanatory.
YCM's anti-plethora of possible activities is, to many of is under-schooled users, quite literally mind-boggling. There is the obvious Cunt Maker itself, which allows ego-hungry hentai-lovers like Dog Kaze to show off their "skillz", which everyone, except they, knows will never amount to anything. Recently, YCMaker, the spambot administrator, malfunctioned and accidentally made some updates to the cunt maker. This meant that the site was virtually unchanged from before.
Complimenting this waste of space is a forum, known as an epicentre for noobs everywhere. Here, the people of YCM can engage in seemingly endless conversations that have already been discussed six or seven times, such as why You-Gay-Boh is or is not an accurate parody name for fans of the atrocity known as "Yu-Gi-Oh".
One may also showcase the most pathetic side of their life in the "Custom Cards" section. One of the uber phailureness was turning characters from the slut show Hannah Montana into YUGIMANZ cards. Known issues after that were voices of blonde pornstar Hannah screaming at YCM: "WHERE Z MY MUDKIPZZZZZZZZZZ????" The Mudkipz were later found attached to the balls of a certain member named Draco Straybyrn, if such balls existed.
Then of course there is the Graphic Design section. A place that, despite having little relevance to the rest of the site at all, is oddly popular, and plagued by insolents like Sanji the Pervert.
It was at one time thriving and evolving thanks to the remote skill of such members as Adolfberserker, Kizzi, Cybarsex Fucktair, Tkill, and Draco Straybyrn. This ended due to Draco's ban and the concurrent leaving or resign from design on YCM by the aforementioned members. Obvious YCM fag is obvious.
The gem in the crown called Other. Here members engage in discussion about which free amateur porn site is the best. It is also the home of the "YCM Awards", which allow members like Dog Kaze to swear at all those people who voted for DJ Buttsecks over him in the "Favourite Homosexual Moderator Award". The last awards (May 08) failed horribly and died.
To cap it off, there is reportedly an invisible "Moderator's Forum", where the moderators are able to find out the inner workings of the Spambot YCM. The most active topics in said forum include EIGHT about Draco Straybyrn, SIXTEEN about meeting places for their orgies, TWENTY SEVEN about cockmongling, and a measly four about picking other members to join their cockmongling circle. Of course, these stats are completely out of date and are totally fail. It has UBER ULTIMATE TOP security, and anyone betraying the cockmongling circle will be SHOOP'd.
Kids and pedophiles at the Yiffing Cunt Maker have made several
campaigns, wars, battles and sacrifices shit to keep the retard-O-meter to the maximum. Most of the shit was caused by Fuck (you wouldn't like to say that in public), Sartardius and the greatest troll EVAR (namely Draco Straybyrn). Disregard that, I suck cocks.
Sartardism was a critical troll hit to Cunt Maker. It was leaded by Sartardius, a bisexual who was running to be a part of the Phailyuses Moddusses group of yiffer-species, and another lad who believed he was God because he was an expert YUGIMANZ nerd. Some argue that it was rather a positive movement in order for Sartardius to publish his bisexuality for great justice, but that was the opinion of people who were later raped by Fuck and his mentors.
Fuck's Alleged Leave
After being thrown with stones, raped and humiliated to death, Fuck turned all of that into an alleged leave, to turn out like a pretty cool guy. As people rose against him, he used a secret ingredient to turn down the angry audiences, and left to make FuckSpace, a dating site for gays and fatties.
Read moar here
Recently, some trolls and spammers spammed up the whole pedo community with images of members' moms. This has caused a kick in the balls for Yifferz, and most of the members pointed their fingers towards Draco Straybyrn, another troll. They were pwned later by another secret ingredient and Yifferz now feel very painful after the outcome.
Apart from the website's main problem, a place for child abuse, it also includes heavy load errors. This is normally caused by YCMaker's ignorance to bills. Seeing as how he's a spambot, he probably doesn't even know there ARE bills. CPU Quota Error, maximum load error and a lot more are caused by the shit server that YCM uses. Several scientists say that this might be caused by YCMaker's system. It has an overload of registered users, since usually spambots do not create Yiffing Cunt Makers. A good suggestion would be closing down YCM and never repeating that phailure again. Of course, a better server wouldn't hurt either.
Moar About Yifferz
Fizzi is the 10 year old YCM member who thinks of nothing other then hentai. His 3 year old child voice makes that easier to believe that he masturbates on yaoi. During his extremely short life he has spent most of his life on /h/ with many 30 year old virgins who dream of getting laid by Angelina Jolie. In all of his +8000 posts he could never achieve a single win. He is known for trying too hard and for failing.
Hiding undercover as "Cyber Altair", he is
TEH ULTIMATE FAMOUS MEMBER OF DOOM!!@!!11!!111!!! a faggot. He has a BIG dream to achieve the GFX (Gay & Faggotry Xtremeness) masta status. Since it is pointless like his existence, he has been asked why and he answered he was doing it for great justice. He now believes he's An Hero, thus he acts like his nature by being an asshole and asking for it.
Holy Member History of DOOM
Cybarsex Fucktair was originally called da-clown-of-smell and used to be shit that even yifferz and virtual homosexuals used to spit on. Naoadays, Cybarsex Fucktair converted from Cybaridiotic Druggon to Cybarsex Fucktair, for a moar uber gay naem. He's an Arab, and he proves his wide wisdom, intelligence and good "grammer" by adding apostrophes to plural "S". Many yifferz and uber-intelligentz believe that he is the successor of EFG.
Adolfberserker is a direct descendant of Adolf Hitler, a proud An Hero. Adolfberserker is a lover of loli and a known pedophile. He's also a hentai maniac and loves to see drawn boobs. He has a slut sister that he calls "hot" and allows other yifferz to fuck her every night. He also has an imaginary girlfriend that appears to answer instead of him sometimes on Yiffer Cunt Makers, and he has a secret paraphilia on cucumbers.
Undercover as the name "Frunk", he is the righteous fuck that helps yifferz get more homo by telling them that he's God. Apparently, Fuck was thrown with stones by the rare amount of +50 IQ Cunt Maker members, so the homo God-attempt decided to make it a leave to be even moar asking for it. Judging by the homosexual votes by yifferz, Frunk is the most LOVED yiffer mod EVAR. Notice the word "loved".
Retarded Quotes from Yiffing Cunt Makers
—MyChemicalDisease, a member of YCM on Neoteric Epoch
The above quote was directed towards the creator of this page, Mare, who merely told MyChemicalDisease's friend to stop copying his idea.
—kencat1, YCM Forums of Faggotry: "save the noobs" protest
—dallas, YCM Forums of Faggotry
—rscrash94, FrunkSpace for Faggots
—loren, YCM Forums of Faggotry
—Watch out, they know how to deal with spammers now lul
HERE I GIV U GIV
Trading cards on YCM was banned due to the excess amount of n00bs who fell victim to scams.
Notably, a group of internet scammers joined the site and created fake Card Trades, so they could steal their YUGIMANZ Cards. The members of this group, Chaoserver, Static, and Gist, cumulatively stole cards from over 13 members, including Moderators Vocal Remix and Dog Kaze. It was quite possibly one of the most epic win situations on said forum.
An Idiot's Attempt at Intelligence
—Star_Yiffer, YCM Forums of Faggotry
This is Star_Yiffer's attempt at interwebs suicide. He's running for SUPAH MODZ, in an attempt to evolvez into one of the Luvedus Phailyus Modduses. A non-fail member by the name of Draco Straybyrn saw this faggotry and proceded to interrape him. In addition, Draco Straybyrn held an Exodus of the site's few remaining intelligent members only days before. This chain of events is expected to lead to Epic Win and Delicious Cake. When Star_Yiffer discovered he had been interraped, he made this remark:
—Star_Yiffer, Invertremix on AIM.
LOLOLOL BAN INDEX
Ban and Sekritz Gallery
Throughout its history, there have been a number of ridiculous bans on the Yiffing Cunt Maker Forums of Faggotry. Here we'll start with Draco Straybyrn. Draco Straybyrn wasn't exactly seen as "friendly" by most members, though he did have honest intentions. Once upon a time Vocal Remix (AKA Star_Yiffer) decided to make some random bullshit thread about BECOMING TEH UBAR. It was a valiant effort.. until Draco came in and shat upon him. This left YCMaker, the site's admin, butthurt and lonely. For this, he banned Draco (See first screenie).
Before his two-week ban was up, some SUPER MEGA PORN was being posted by a faggot named SD Dueler. Because the staff needed a Scapegoat, they chose... DRACO! His ban was increased to LOLPERMANENT, and there was no reason. (See third screenie.)
tl;dr Someone got banned for shit they didn't do, dramatized it, and was still b& after the real culprit admitted it was him. He really doesn't give a damn anyway. If the site wants to fail, then by all means it can.
During the drama and lulz being created by the porn incident, this brave soldier decided to give Draco the juicy gossip from the MODERATOR FORUM OF DOOM. Much drama was created, including a permaban, a password leak, and some faggotry on the mods' part. In the end, a release statement was made. A while after when Draco read it, he made his own release statement. He, Jerry, and all involved in the (Lol) "EVIDENCE" the modfags had collected staged their entire involvement. This left the mods happy, and the site continues to thrive happily with the amount of members coming in.
SPOILER: He never leaked anything. Hahahaha trolled, bitches.
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