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Chelsea is no longer a woman. That means that all game journalists are still virgins
Zoe Quinn, real name Chelsea Van Valkenburg✡, nude model stage name Locke Valentine, is a rainbow-haired feminazi, shitty video game developer, a popular item on the menu at the fast food chain restaurant Five Guys Burgers & Fries, and internet whore who sleeps with indie developers and video game news journalists behind her (ex) boyfriend's back in exchange for panel seats, contest wins, positive media coverage and whatever general good favor her pussy can snatch her. She also sucks the dick of anyone willing to suppress negative publicity about her, which is why no other website is willing to mention this controversy aside from this beacon of truth. It's also worth mentioning that by her own standards, Zoe is also a rapist.
- 1 Depression Quest
- 2 Sabotaging 400k Game Jam/Reality show/Charity
- 3 Zoe Shuts Down Charities for Personal Profit
- 4 Why Is No One Reporting On This?
- 5 #4 - Zoe cheats with 5 guys to advance her career
- 6 Damage Control
- 7 Zoe exposed as a Literal Rapist Phil Fish Freaks Out (Again)
- 8 Nude Modeling Career and MURDER
- 9 Nudes
- 10 Zoe Tweets
- 11 Thinking A New Paper Mario Is About Her
- 12 The Van Valkenburg Bunch
- 13 Gallery
- 14 See Also
- 15 External Links
Depression Quest is Zoe's most notorious accomplishment in the gaming community (as far as video games go, that is), and is completely overshadowed by the means of how she managed to receive positive reviews for it while deleting negative reviews. This game is approved by her allies Anita Sarkeesian and NeoGAF.
The "Game" Itself
The entire "game" is actually just a bunch of text which narrates the life of a sad, pessimistic, apathetic loser who winds up calling various suicide hotlines because they can't handle the basics of a simple life. Instead of appealing to people with actual depression, it reads more like the angsty diary of an overweight teenage girl, and Zoe doesn't hesitate to silence her critics by banning people who try to explain to her what living with actual depression is like.
The only thing that makes this story a "game" is the fact that you're given a list of scenarios to pick at the end of every instance of whiny text walls in order to produce a different outcome. However, at the end of each outcome, nothing happens aside from you being told that you're still depressed, and the worse part is there's no option to an hero.
It was created by the use of Twine so that Chelsea didn't have to do any actual programming, because everyone knows that programming is a man's job. Proclaiming you created a game of this caliber is equivalent to saying you completed a paint-by-numbers using crayons. In spite of this fact, every site that's reviewed it gave it high scores because Zoe literally takes it up the ass from game reviewers in exchange for good publicity. Of course she couldn't suck everyone's dick, and a few honest reviews managed to slip through the cracks (unlike dicks do from the crack of her ass):
Zoe uses Robin Williams' Death to make Money
One brilliant thing that Zoe did to promote her game was get a celebrity endorsement. Although that endorsement was from someone who was no longer alive. You see, just as she was finishing up "Depression Quest", washed-up actor Robin Williams decided it was time to fucking an hero himself.
Seeing the business opportunity arise, Zoe quickly made a post on her blog trying to rope in Robin's suicide into her publicity campaign before his corpse was even cold. She pointed out how "conflicted" she was about making the post, however, that apparently didn't stop her and she went ahead and did it anyway.
Using false flag harassment by Wizardchan for attention
In response she did what every strong woman and feminist does and played the victim. Receiving ass-pats from such distinct individuals as Anita Sarkeesian and that chick from Mighty No. 9. Both of whom incidentally are sleeping with the people responsible for their internet success. Soon after some homo called her house while jerking off into the phone... Obviously this was the work of the manchildren at Wizardchan! Only there is no proof and she gets this kind of shit every day anyway.
BUT WAIT! Was it really them? Fucking no. About two months after GamerGate started, Hotwheels, the admin of 8chan and formally of Wizardchan did an interview on Know Your Meme where he revealed that an IP check proves that Zoe was the one posting threats against herself on Wizardchan prior to the attack.
The real irony though? Most of the users on Wizardchan are fat, kissless virgins in their late 30's living in their mom's basement who actually DO have depression. So harassing them falsely over her game about suicide being rejected probably drove them all closer to suicide.
Social justice at work.
Stealing Donation Money
On Zoe's site for DQ it said that "a proportion" (did she mean "portion"?) of the proceeds from the game will go to iFred, a charity to help people suffering from depression. But after they were contacted by journalist Milo Yiannopoulos the confirmed they don't know who she is.
Zoe quickly changed her story, claiming she was actually donating money to "National Suicide Prevention Lifeline". Buts someone quickly Emailed them as well and they confirmed that Zoe was lying. Then she went on to delete the mentions of both iFred and NSPL off of the page, forgetting that people had already capped it.
Later iFred confirmed that she DID donate money to them, so why she would delete their name off the DQ page is unclear. However, the NSPL donations are still unaccounted for.
To stand Zoe up a second time, 4chan started a second charity to donate to suffered of depression, reaching their goal of $3,000 within 2 hours. Which is more than Zoe claims she had donated.
Depression Quest Simulator
|Play the ED Depression Quest simulator|
(See also: Oppression Quest)
Sabotaging 400k Game Jam/Reality show/Charity
In 2014 Zoe was invited to Matti Leshem's new attempt at making a video game based reality show, where indie developers would create a game in 48 hours and the proceeds from it would go to charity, called "Polaris Game Jam". After spending the entire day acting like a cunt, annoying people, and calling JonTron a brony, Zoe became jealous of all the money going to charity instead of going to her. She immediately decided to sabotage the show and was quoted she wants Matti Leshem's "Head on a stick".
Soon Nathan Grayson (with whom she was sleeping) sourced her and Robin Arnott (with whom she was also sleeping) in a Kotaku article slamming the event and accusing Leshem of being a misogynist for no reason. Other gaming news sites that didn't even attend the event ran the story, Leshem lost his job. Zoe also organized a half-assed protest for people wanting to renegotiate their contracts but asked others to be the public face of the events detractors so that it wouldn't be linked back to her. Still, Zoe almost got sued and then opened her own site for a competing project on the very same day and all the journalists Zoe was friends with were instructed by her to, from then on, every time someone informs them that she is intentionally trying to bring down other gaming charity projects, suggest to them that they instead donate all the money they got to her fake charity project and promote it instead.
Zoe's Game Jam, however, has no start date, no end date, no venue, no details, never updates and all the money donated to it goes directly to her personal paypal account that she uses to ask for "tips" with on her other websites. So did Zoe intentionally sabotage a massive charity project that could have benefited the entire gaming community so that she could defraud people out of money for a fake knock-off of it? Probably.
Zoe Shuts Down Charities for Personal Profit
Who likes stealing money from dying children? Zoe does! It turns out that Zoe, together with her fuck-buddy Maya Kramer, has shut down at least 3 charity projects accusing them of being anti-feminist because more money going to charity related feminist projects means less money going to her scam.
She contacted a project helping girls who have no computer skills (just like every girl) to create video games and uses the money from those games to donate to a charity for people dying of colon cancer. 8% of the money as well as royalties still go to the girls who came up with the idea even though they do 0% of the work. However, according to Zoe Quinn, making chicks work for free for a charity is oppression. Even though they don't actually work and it isn't free despite that being what "Charity" means in the first place.
She convinced her white knight nerds to dox and DDoS the site, reported any thread about what she was doing and told all her internet journalist friends (all of whom she had already blown) that if they contact them they should suggest that they instead donate the money from the project to her obvious scam.
According to Zoe, the people who were running the charity also hate trannies and were stealing both the money AND the IP rights to the games being made. The only problem with her logic is that she was completely fucking wrong about it being true. The people she was fucking-over even had a prepared statement for journalists that blew her the fuck out, but Zoe was able to prevent it from being heard using her dirty snatch.
Later she would claim she never asked anyone to dox or DDoS them and only made 4 tweets, but she must have the opposite of double vision because the actual number is 44.
In the end, when the story broke 4chan ended up raising and donating over
$7,000 $12,000 $25,000 $35,000 ???? (so far) purely out of spite. Meaning they had done more for feminism than Zoe ever did. In fact, Anita Sarkeesian got so mad at them she tweeted at them to stop taking charity money from 4chan and Patricia Hernandez, a Kotaku columnist, made and idiot of herself calling them a "Cathedral of Misogyny", all of which only caused them to donate even more. They ended up donating so much that they won to have a character they named Vivian James added to the game that will be made (later reddit did the same thing, came up with an even dumber character while being accused of being MRA's by butthurt feminists). The charity was also hacked a couple of times for about a day, probably by the same people who hacked Phil Fish's site (read further down) but none of the money was lost and more attention was drawn to the cause as a result. In part because people blamed feminists for the hacking.
Later the TFYC posted a "peace treaty" on their site saying they are not longer fighting Zoe. Later, they removed it and explained in an interview that Zoe promised to sign it and backed out at the last minute after they had already posed it. She also tried to bribe them into lying and saying that she didn't dox them and even...
—TFYC, About how Zoe threw her agent/lover under a bus to save her own skin
Zoe has done this to two more charities that we know of, however, when you would bring this up to any game journalists they would refuse to report on it because...
Why Is No One Reporting On This?
#1 Army of white knights
Due to the sheer number of cocks that Zoe has had inside her, she has gained the ability to command her pussified lovers to obey her every whim, and this includes, but is not limited to: supporting her e-begging scams, lying to cover up for her, and censoring any articles or posts that point out her whoring ways, first starting with some shitty obscure Brit-bong gaming website called 'Games Nosh', which appeared to be the only site at the time with the balls to call Zoe out on her dick sucking. As a result, they faced the wrath of Mrs. Quinn's fuck puppets who swiftly rescued their fair maiden in distress by taking down the entire website, and just to make sure; these brave protectors of the poor, defenseless Zoe Quinn got her to contact Internet Archive to ensure that no more of those gosh darn misogynist trolls could see the page ever again - but they seemed to have forgotten about the screen capture function on their keyboard.
The next target for the ZIDF, was the less obscure but even more shit gaming website, N4G, which had also decided to call Zoe out on her cum gargling. Once more, Zoe's legion of effeminate males who she totally didn't fuck to further her shitty career, jumped to her defense when they realized that the article in question was the third most popular post on the site for that day, They put their White Knight skills into overdrive; yet again successfully pulling an article from public view - and so it appeared that the ZIDF's work was done, for now, at least, as it was now time to lay with their fair maiden for a night of orderly queuing and sloppy seconds.
But even after all of this was exposed to the public, Zoe and her fanboys had the nerve to attack another gaming site even though everyone was watching them. This time it was TechRaptor, that got its reddit account banned for posting an unflattering article about Zoe and got their site shut down by their provider.
Zoe's pack of social justice warriors and white knights have taken to silencing her detractors by calling each and every one of them misogynists and anti-feminists. Being accused of bigotry is a swift kiss of death in the industry, making this tactic highly effective.
#2 Threats to End your Career
After the story finally broke, several indie devs came forward and revealed that any attempt to comment negatively on Zoe in the past was met with both implied and explicit threats to have their career in video-gaming destroyed. This goes as far as rape allegations against Zoe by a follow developer (read further down) being swept under the rug using intimidation. Half of the people on the indie gaming scene were friends of Zoe or scared of her. Several reporters on gaming news sites actually donated money to her so if you said something she doesn't like they would write an article about you or refuse to promote your games. That is why anyone who spoke out against her would be told to shut up or be black-balled by the rest of the industry.
#3 Journalistic Code of Silence
Before, during and after this story broke, most gaming sites refused to comment on it. Those that did framed the story to make Zoe look like a victim. As a result, a wide network of connections between game devs and journalists was exposed. It was shown that most of the gaming press was pushing an SJW agenda because they were friends, financial supporters or lovers of game devs. Anyone refusing to fall in line was fired and any site siding with the gamers was blacklisted by Zoe and her friends.
After this was exposed the gaming sites began calling gamers names, denying fault and, finally, posting 20 articles on the same day on different sites (but by interconnected people) declaring the term "Gamer" to be dead. Thereby starting the GamerGate.
But her twitter army and connections is not the only thing that helped keep this secret...
#4 - Zoe cheats with 5 guys to advance her career
Recently Zoe's giant pussy of a boyfriend, Eron Gjoni, broke up with her and posted a tl;dr blog about what a cunt she is. He told the story of how he met and fell in love with a butterfaced, once divorced Social Justice Warrior. He recounts how she spent all their first dates telling him about how she never lies because her mother was a pathological liar, and how she never cheats, because her ex-husband was emotionally abusive towards her, and how cheating on someone and then having sex with them without them knowing is literally rape. Which is funny because later she cheated on him, lied about it, emotionally abused him using the fact he has panic attacks to convince him he went crazy and then "raped" him.
He then explained that he suspected she was cheating on him with four guys, but he was wrong! It was at least five. Mind you, this was over like a 2 month period. Another thing she was unwilling to give a direct answer about is having an STD... So I guess all those guys she fucked should listen to Cool Moe Dee and go see the doctor.
When all else failed Zoe did the logical thing and (just like a typical Borderline princess)...
She told him she tried to commit suicide so Homo McPussy had to rush to her hotel and keep trying to work things out. But when she kept lying he told her he would not break up with her but only if she let him read her FB inbox to see she wasn't fucking more guys. She freaked out, accused him of invading her privacy and said she needed "time to think". Instead she used said time to delete shit from her inbox before giving it to him.
So who were the guys? The person who wrote the blog names three and hides the name of another two. But, thanks to hints he left so that the people he is talking about know who they are, people on the interbutts believe they were able to discover their identity.
|Connection to Zoe and other information||Details|
|Fez Co-Developer (possibly MARRIED)||Close personal friends with Phil Fish and co-developer of the one-hit-wonder nongame Fez. It's reasonable to assume that Brandon getting his dick wet by Zoe is the reason behind Phil Fish's recent Twitter tirade, white knighting Zoe and condemning all the evil trolls who have nothing better to do than expose the lack of integrity within gaming journalism. It's also reasonable to assume that Zoe fucked Phil Fish as well, however hilarious that mental image may be.|
|Bonesaw guy||Indy game developer that nobody cares about. She probably fucked him for code. Or because they have the same color of hair.|
|Kotaku/RockPaperShotgun writer whom she fucked for a review||This "Strong voice for feminism in gaming" is not above sucking cock to get a good review of her shit game. Which is exactly what she got because video game journalists are not real journalists and have never heard of the concept of "Conflict of interests" or that getting a hummer in exchange for 5 stars might be considered one.
So she pretty much fucked this dude a number of times while her boyfriend thought she was alone. She actually invented two imaginary people so that her boyfriend doesn't know she's all alone with this guy. Then she fucked him, and while they were fucking regularly behind her boyfriend's back he wrote not one but two articles on two separate websites where he mentions her product.
When this story broke and Nathan's editor was contacted for a response he said Nathan assured him he was not yet in a relationship with her when he was writing those articles. However, a quick look at the dates proves that he almost certainly lied to his editor.
|Fucked him so that her game would win a contest he was judging.||Indie game developer, makes sounds and art. Also friends with Phil Fish.
But, more importantly, he was on the panel of judges "IndieCade", the contest where her shitty depression game won an award together with Maya Kramer, with whom she was also sleeping who was also a judge of that contest, works in a PR company that also represents Anita Sarkeesian, and helped Zoe take down "The Fine Young Capitalists".
He also helped her fuck up the Polaris Game Jam by being cited as a source on Kotaku at Zoe's request. So this is all a plot by all four of them to promote her (non-)game while taking down others.
|MARRIED and also her boss||So she was fucking her boss, which is probably the only reason she was even working on that team in the first place since she has no skills. Not only did she fuck him, but less than 12 hours later she kissed her boyfriend on the lips after sucking his cock.
Note that HE ALSO HAS A WIFE! and when her boyfriend suggested they tell the wife her husband is cheating, Zoe quickly convinced him that they shouldn't because she might go public with it and it would "hurt a lot of people". People like the team she is working on as well as feminism in general, referring to herself as:
Nevermind that voice guzzling jizz by the gallon. Clearly she wasn't just thinking of herself, right?
|All the other guys she fucked but her boyfriend couldn't get her to admit to... speculated to be in the thousands||Zoe fucked at least 5 guys. Why "at least"? Because Zoe avoided giving a direct answer to the question of "How many guys were there?". Her boyfriend insisted she names all the guys together instead of one-by-one, but she continued to do it. Why? she screwed at least six dudes but she wasn't sure how many he knows about so she stopped at five then said she "doesn't remember" how many dongs were inside her because she was "too drunk".|
Five guys AND ONE GIRL
It turns out one of the countless people Zoe cheated on her boyfriend with was Maya Felix Kramer. The same Maya Felix Kramer who helped her DDoS The Fine Young Capitalists. The same Maya Felix Kramer who is a PR consultant in SilverString Media which also represents Anita, Kotaku and all the websites that later wrote articles about how "Gaming is dead". The same Maya Felix Kramer who was a judge on IndieCade together with Robin Arnott where Zoe WON and another person Maya represents was a FINALIST. Where else were both Zoe and this person finalists? At the "Independent Game Festival". And who were the other finalists? ALL OF THEM were represented by or friends with Maya or SilverString Media, including two games made by the CEO and CCO of SilverString. And what is SilverString media? A part of a larger company that has been exposed as secretly trying to force SJW issues into gaming. And why is any of this important?
BECAUSE MAYA KRAMER SLEPT WITH BRANDON BOYER! THE CEO OF IGF!!!
That CEO not only owns the contest, but he is the sole judge of it. He picks all the other judges, who are not required to play any of the games that have payed him money to enter, then tells them who is the winner according to who was willing to give him head in exchange for the game they made getting the prize.
So, to recap:
- Zoe slept with not one but TWO people from the judges panel of one contest she won. One of whom was her PR girl and the other helped her fuck up Polaris
- That same PR girl was a judge on ANOTHER contest where Zoe made the finals
- Her PR girl fucked the CEO of that contest
- The finalists in both contests were represented by or made by the people judging the contest
- The news outlets who later reported that there was no conflict of interests there were also represented by them
Confused? Watch this video:
Exposed by Ex-Boyfriend
Sicking courts on ex
She managed to get a protection order in place but after he was successfully appealing it she dropped it before they could order her to.
Her ex says he kept trying to fix the relationship but everything out of her mouth was a lie and soon she began to do to him what he had often seen her do when she fucks up online - damage control.
He says that he Zoe often deletes comments, reports articles and pretends to be friends with people she hates but have a fanbase big enough to wipe the floor with her's so she can send her fanboys to fight her wars for her (her beef with Jon Tron comes to mind).
It seems Zoe did a quick calculation and realized pretending to still love him long enough for them to end it on good terms to keep him from outing her was not worth the effort (bet she regrets it now) and started taking steps to minimize the damage in case he goes public with what he knows. First, she blocked him on facebook so all screencaps don't have her avatar, that way she can try and pretend they were fake, then she agreed to talk to him but only in person so that there would be no more logs to cap. That way if she can trick him into dating her again everything will be fine and if not she can try to act like he's making shit up.
After the info did go public she instructed all her internet friends to treat this all with "radio silence" to keep the attention off of it.
However, this did not work and she responded with this post on tumblr:
Despite what she says, when a game developer exchanges sexual favors for good reviews and other kickbacks like a spot on the team at her job or winning cash prizes it is the public's business.
Damage Control Pt.2 - Pretend you were doxed
Zoe has been known to dox her enemies (or at least get her virgin fans to do it for her), and amidst the shitstorm she decided that to prevent anyone from doxing her she would pretend to have been hacked and doxed already... Twice.
First she deleted her tumblr account and then reactivated and plastered with fake dox that she pretended were courtesy of /v/. However, even when she "regained control" of her tumblr, she did not delete her "dox". Making people realize it is just another one of her hair-brained schemes.
Some say the hack may have been real and the person who doxed her was an autistic failure. Whatever the case may be, the person who did it prompted everyone to find proof by digging up her info for real.
Damage Control Pt. 3 - Attempt to lie your way out when the girlfriend of one of the guys you fucked tweets you
When things couldn't seem to get any worse for poor ol' Zoe, the girlfriend of one of the guys she screwed showed up to make her look like the cheating, lying whore that she was; and Zoe, not used to having a strong, independent womyn do the unthinkable and disagree with her, quickly got buttflustered in her attempt to shift the blame onto her fuck-puppet and saying she didn't know they were together - convinced that would get her off the hook. Unfortunately for her, Zoe didn't realize that not all women are as fucktarded as she is. 'Chloe' was able to see through her shitty lie, and called her out for a second time by telling her she did know and she knows she knew because she was the one who told her. This quickly lead to her ceasing all communication with Chloe to avoid further damage.
Damage Control pt.4 - All the websites white knight the whore
At first, half the nerds on the internet decided to suppress what is going on. Later some would loosen up on this when the story could no longer be contained, but the mark of shame remains. Sites who refuse to comment or report on the matter include, but are not limited to:
Mentioning what is going on in any of these sites is forbidden as well as talking about it in their respective forums. No news site would report on it and on Reddit and even 4chan (especially /v/) have been deleting every new thread about her and banhammering anyone who dares to post in them, proving what a bunch of dickless cowards the mods have become. Reddit deleted everything and some rumors say that a mod who exposed the coverup got the boot... So what's going on?
Well, very soon evidence popped up that shows that Zoe was working with the janitors on reddit and 4chan and that every other news site was part of the indie game inner circle and were protecting her. This continued until it became obvious that this can no longer be kept under wraps and they all started acknowledging the scandal. Later this led to a bigger shitstorm regarding the censorship problem on reddit discussed in GamerGate. The reason 4chan was deleting threads goes even deeper than that and can be read about in "m00t's GamerGate Sellout"
Damage Control pt.5 - GameOverGate!!!!
In a hilariously poor attempt to put out the flame Zoe Quinn pulled what she believed was her trump card: Logs from the 4chan IRC.
She revealed that she has been spying on them all along and can prove... nothing. She posted a bunch screencaps with captions underneath them saying things like "MISOGYNY EXPOSED!" and all her white knights rejoiced over her victory.
However, that is only because none of them actually read the screencaps. If you do read the logs that were capped, all they prove is that Zoe was in the room and that people were talking about her. Half of them say the opposite of what Zoe wrote about them in the caption and the rest are either people just talking or things taken out of context, as they explained can be seen from the full logs that were shared by /v/ in response. Another group who gloated over the logs but obviously did not bother to read them were a number of gaming journalists who decided to paint them as legit to try and exonerate themselves.
She pretty much just took the logs and capped the first place she found the word "Hack" without reading and posted it as proof people were trying to hack her.
Zoe exposed as a Literal Rapist Phil Fish Freaks Out (Again)
During the controversy, someone decided it was time to come clean about something he was keeping to himself for a long time...
That Zoe Quinn sexually assaulted him at a wedding!!!
Yes, queen "nothing is consent and everything is rape" is a molester. The guy expressed concern about admitting this because he was scared of the harassment he might face from Zoe's white knights and her using her power to ruin his indie game career as a revenge... And he was right! She did exactly that as everyone attacked him (doing what feminists like Zoe often call "Victim Blaming") and her all of Zoe's industry friends vowed to cut their ties with Zoe's rape victim. But one person in particular was eager to join the fry...
One-hit wonder and crybaby Phil Fish decided to come out of his self-imposed exile of hiding from trolls to also attack this dude. But, just like everything else Phil does, this too was a failure. After Zoe doing her best to suck every dick that can keep what she did from gaining attention, Phil's return only helped point a bigger spotlight on it. As things got heated, he even once again promised to not make games he was already not making as revenge against the game industry.
Phil Fish either already slept with her or is hoping to get some pussy out of this.
It should also be noted that Zoe's victim was publicly shamed into apologizing for 'making things worse' for Quinn. In SJW-land, calling out sexual harassment makes you a misogynist pig if you are male.
Phil was subsequently hacked, shut down his "company" and was exposed for stealing "Fez" from his former partners, using his industry connections to get them to stay quiet about it and that "Fez" itself was just a tool in a massive racketeering scheme.
Nude Modeling Career and MURDER
Going under the name "Locke Valentine", Zoe actually tried her hand at being a nude model. Of course back then she was also a complete liar and fraud. So it should come to no surprise that she was also exposed at this.
One of her former photographers posted on Facebook about how Quinn invited her to a shoot, didn't have anything ready, did a shit job and them claimed her roommate was crazy and not letting her publish the pictures but refused to give this chick her contacts to talk to her. The photographer chick was finally able to contact the roommate who told her it's a bunch of bullshit and after that Zoe spread rumors about her that she sexually harassed her.
The best part of all of this is that Zoe also confessed to stabbing a guy in the face and killing him. No one knows if she's seeking attention or she's really so delusional she believes that happened, but the info has been passed on to her ex to use in court and he confirmed she told him the same thing. All that is left to do now is for someone (you) to contact the police and have them investigate.
Unsurprisingly, since Zoe is a disgusting whore, she also did low budget porn on the side lines for some bestiality website that had accidentally mistaken Zoe for a young, sexy hog - but regardless of that fact, she was still paid for it, and the sick fucks into that sort of stuff got off to it as well, so everybody won in the end. Now these nudes have been collected and are now constantly being emailed to everyone she knows online or off.
Unfortunately, the archives have recently been baleeted, if anyone has them saved can reupload them, kthx.
Fun Fact: When you look at her profile on that site she admits that she is constantly masturbating.
Thinking A New Paper Mario Is About Her
Being a famous game developer with a best selling game, Zoe actually was honored with a new Paper Mario game character sequence about her! Yet Zoe was with this honor. Yes, this beautiful empowered woman's fame knows no bounds when it comes to her position in the gaming industry. Or maybe this dumb slut just made shit up, in order to become popular >again, because she hasn't made a game in over 4 years. And that game was absolute trash, but her next one will be better.
Which is funny for a whole lot of reasons, least of which is that fun guy is a pun for fungi, and the five burglars arrested at Watergate. Besides this dumb slut never suffered. Secondly she
This would imply that she actually fucking lied. Which would be shocking, right? As it turns out, she left out some panels that revealed the Watergate context.
The Van Valkenburg Bunch
Robert Van Valkenburg
Robert Van Valkenburg is Zoe Quinn's grandfather who lived his whole life as a Athens resident. He has 5 children and 10 grandchildren, and Zoe Quinn is one of the 10 grandchildren in the Van Valkenburg bunch.
- Amy's Baking Company
- The Guardian
- Hide, Ignore, Do Not Reply
- Damage control
- Streisand Effect
- Borderline Personality Disorder
- Robin Williams
- Bitches and whores
- Andrew Dobson
- Oppression Quest - a depression quest parody
- Bipolar Quest - Made by someone on our forum in less than an hour to prove a point
- Zoe Quinn AKA Locke on brokendollz.com
- Amazon eBook - The State of Play: Creators and Critics on Video Game Culture - Featuring Zoe Quinn and her fempartner-in-crime Anita Sarkeesian. Go ahead and give your Amazon review about this book.
- - Brand new primary public Twitter account
- - Protected, inactive, moved to UnburntWitch
- - Inactive
- - Other Twitter account
- - Older Twitter account, protected.
- - Other new Twitter account, protected.
- ask her anything you like to say to her. Ask away! - You can also
- PTSD and trigger warnings. - Her new Tumblr page. Currently discussing about
- IMDb Page - Goes by the name of Zoe Tiberius Quinn.
- Curious Cat Page - You can ask her anything as Anonymous.
- @zoequinn - Zoe Quinn's Mastodon account. Already it's a gold mine of spasms.
- zoequinn#2216 - Zoe Quinn's Discord.
- Shrek-12497 - Zoe Quinn's Master Overwatch profile.
- Brand new Zoe Quinn Homepage
- ZoeQuinnzel on ask.fm
- Her Cracked account. Joined on 9/11 which hints that Zoe Quinn did 9/11.
- Sortingh.at, a Zoe Quinn gaming tool site
- A thread on Facepunch
- - Know Your Meme copied this article section by section a day after it was posted. At least there are a shitload of memes.
- "Zoe Quinn on Sex Work" Storify compilation of Tweets
- Wizardchan telling the truth about her - Same here
- Pastebin on
- Help get her stupid game removed from GreenLight again by explaining to the people on steam it may cause suicide
- Breitbart weighs in, and cites this article
- Zoe Quinn fanart by a braindead supporter from Tumblr.
- One year later, Zoe Quinn is still complaining about August never ends.
- Thanks to Amy Pascal of Touchstone, Zoe Quinn's shitty book is going to become a shitty movie about her made-up true story fighting back against GamerGate.
- "Never. Trust. The. Police." Tweeted Zoe.
- Zoe Quinn's Lies Extend Even to IMDb.
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