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General description


Just an avarage deep web site

The Deep Web (also called the Deepnet, the Invisible Web, the Undernet or the hidden Web), is part of the internet that is not indexable by standard seach engines (another evidence that googgle is a shit and never shows os cool sites), or sometimes only accessible to people who know the secret method of accessing it. Expectations say that the deep Web consists of about 7,500 terabytes (that's a lot of porn) and there are about 300,000 deep web sites on the net.




Types of deep web sites

There are 2 types of deep web sites

  • Watched by the FBI
  • Not watched by the FBI, therefore boooooring


Content of the deep web


  • Disgusting illegal dirty porn that a mentally normal person should never want to see
    • childporn
    • killporn
    • rape porn
    • necropedozoophileporn
    • and so on...


  • Selling and buying of illegal stuff
    • Guns, warmachines
    • Drugs
    • Tiger dick, Rhino horn, Bull sperm etc. (these are avarage asian foods btw)
    • Arab chicks


  • Blogs and sites of nolifes and random videos
    • Emo kid suicidal videos
    • Hacker IRC channels
    • Scriptkid forums
    • Virus info, viros download, virus tutorials
    • Videos of US soldiers shitting on Afghan civils, than kicking their head while they are on the ground, than standing around him in a circle and peeing on him than saying he was a terrorist, and than singing

for american democracy, liberty, equality and the respect of human rights

  • Selling and buying of illegal and bizarre services
    • Hitmans for hiring
    • Anorexic vietnamise bitches for chained down BDSM sex
    • Travel agencies for illegal immigrants
    • Politicians, judges for hire



Some famous deep websites


In this section I would like to introduce you some deep web sites and some dark surface web sites. Sounds geek ain't it?

Some commercial services hidden wiki offers
Shit gets serious when you need to use a program named after this guy to access something

The Hidden Wiki


The hidden wiki is quite similar to wikipedia however not totally the same, since wikipedia stands for educational and intellectual purposes (= read by nolifes), when the hidden wiki stands for more exciting purposes, for exmaple, there is an article on the hidden wiki, about how to kidnap someone, and there are also external links there, pointing for websites such as a hitman's site, where you can hire and himonline, oh and you can also pay him online via PayPal. Thank modern technology for making our life easier again. To access it you need to use TOR, not THOR from the avangers, but a program made by phedophiles for phedophiles that changes and hides your IP adress. This is quite usefull since the FBI is monitoring the hidden wiki, and hunts for everyone who connects it, except their own horny agents.

Here is a little tutorial explaining how to access the hidden wiki if you are sick and boored enough.


Silk Road


You have to confess they are selling some nice stuff for good price

The Silk Road, is like Ebay, except that it is not run by jews, and it has a better design. It is probably run by some boored arab motherfuckers who are boored as fuck becouse they have so much money that they couldn't spend it even if they burned 1000$ every time a politician lie, so they created this page to have some excitement in their pointless life. At least, from the picture it seems like you can't buy tiger dicks or rhino sperm here, resulting in the fact that asians don't really like this page.



   
 
I am in need of a passport to either the USA or canada of good quality, price doesn't matter, ASAP
 

 
 


Posts like this are common and often answered, therefore it is likely that there are many shitty gypsies viewing it, who would like to go to america, becouse they have a misconception that undeucated people who didn't even attended primary school are welcome there and earn good money. FALSE



Legal darkweb


These guys are frequent visitors at 4chan

This is a list of some websites that a mentally stable human with normal sexual behaviour should never visit more than once in his or her total lifetime. Since you read trough the whole article to reach this point you are surely sick as fuck so feel free to check all of them out





See also

Silk Road
420chan







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