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From Encyclopedia Dramatica
All American Boy
Meet adorable, speech-impaired Andrew Pendergraft, 15 - America's vehemently racist answer to Justin Bieber. Like many boys his age, Andrew enjoys hunting, fishing, music lessons, camping with his family, and hosting "The Andrew Show" on WhitePrideTV.com.
Brief History in Kid-Friendly Style:
In the bible belt of Harrison, Arkansas, born and raised, at Klan rallies is where Andrew spent most of his days, chillin' out, maxing, relaxing all cool, and hosting a pro-white tv show after home-school. When a couple of blacks, who were up to no good, started marrying white folks in his neighbourhood.
With big sisters, Shelby (17), and Charity (19), and mom, Rachel, Andrew participates in a weekly, family produced TV show -- "The Andrew Show" -- aimed at an all white, youth audience. Being the youngest of the Pendergraft clan, and grandson of world renowned racist, Thomas Robb, America's national Klan leader, Andrew hosts a short segment geared towards informing white kids of the perils of darkie fucking. Unlike the race traitor pussies of the No Cussing Club, who blend multiculturalism with a straight, no-cussing message, Andrew deals with more important, youth related topics of importance like, "no race mixing" and "the eventual extinction of the white race because of America's aforementioned perilous activity." And unlike the No Cussing Club, Andrew really connects with today's kids by being relatable, spending time each segment to discuss relevant pop culture topics, with a blatant pro-white wash:
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The Andrew Show
Despite each segment of "The Andrew Show" only being a few minutes long, adoring fans have already begun to collect and make longer videos, posted to youtube, so that all the cool white kids of white only America can rate and share Andrew's message of bigotry and xenophobia. Also, being totally radical, Andrew "plays" the least niggardly of all instruments, the violin! Which he proudly massacres for the adoring fans of the Kool Kids Klub.
Filmed each Sunday after church, Andrew talks about something he has seen during the week. Besides featuring Andrew, the show is occasionally co-hosted by ginger friend, Alex (and Pugsley, the pug), possibly a muppet Hal Turner, and guest appearances by the infamous Obama Book -- which kids can check out from the library, and read if they like to, even though Obama failed the white race because he is a Communist nigger, born outside America to terrorist parents WHO RACE MIXED.
Despite Andrew's many shortcomings, he earns a modicum of respect from intellectual kid-fiddlers, both on the political left and religious right, when he astutely sums up the success of Obama's book, aptly surmising, "of course, as we all know, it's jews who are doing it."
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with Muppet Hal Turner; and note how the shelves of books are green-screened.
with co-host, Alex
playing the absolute least niggardly of all instruments
The Pendergrafts and Grandpa Robb
you know the new movie - gi joe???