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seems this shit's causing some drama... [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 19:47, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
seems this shit's causing some drama... [[User:LurktheEdiot|LurktheEdiot]] 19:47, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
== th3j35t3r drama ==
Can we get [[th3j35t3r]] article updated please? Someone is claiming to have jester's dox and says once his [[bitcoin]] account has 20k bitcoins (approx 100k USD) that he is going to dox jester. See this screenshot for that:
I'd like to have it front pages like tomorrow, so if people could work on getting this shit included into a section that would be great.
* Pretty much describes the whole thing.<br/>
{{twitter|cubespherical|The guy who claims to have jesters dox}}
{{pastebin|CJHZ2bHA|th3j35t3r "The Patriot Hacker" To Be Unmasked}}<br/>
There is a ton of info there. Jester has deleted his Twitter and his Wordpress blog at this point so it's seems legit, or at least that's what he wants us to think. --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 22:42, 14 May 2012 (EDT)

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selling out to the cheezburger network

>IMPLYING - Vinland 05:04, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

At first I thought it was a cruel ass joke, but honestly if it kept ED up, whatever. As long as those memefaggots kept their grubby, Cheeto stained fingers out of our shit. --RTD 17:35, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

Lol and I thought nobody fell for this. I was wrong. DekoMan91 Dekoman signature01.png 23:36, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
No, it's true. they're in charge of our funding and will be taking over advertising soon. Zaiger was even dicking with ED:Donate but flushed some of the revisions for the time being until all the accounts are set up. Mike the Great (talk) 23:41, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
pics or it didn't happen. —BlittleMcNælsen 23:57, 1 April 2012 (EDT)
(Plumbing log); 19:05 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) restored "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate" (1 revision restored)
(Plumbing log); 19:05 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) flushed "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate"
(Upload log); 18:55 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) uploaded "File:Impressions-5-12.png"
(Plumbing log); 18:52 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) flushed "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate"
(Plumbing log); 18:41 . . Zaiger (Talk | contribs) flushed "Encyclopedia Dramatica:Donate"
Mike the Great (talk) 23:59, 1 April 2012 (EDT)

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 00:00, 2 April 2012 (EDT)

  • What did we learn, class? How about, "Don't believe a single fucking thing ED posts on April 1st." I even had a lurknigger flood my Facebook inbox because he saw this post. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 03:24, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
I hope I helped you IRCless fag Mike the Great (talk) 03:26, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
huehueueuhheeuhuehueehuheuhe --zaiger (talk) 03:38, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
You know, I never expected anybody to reply. This is just hilarious. How many here? There's at least ONE person around who seriously fell for that. 10/10 - Vinland 07:02, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
  • >be retarded
  • >play it off as trolling
  • >shut up vinland

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 14:31, 2 April 2012 (EDT)

HOW THE FUCK DO I WIKI - Vinland 16:48, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
I'll take
  • >You fell for it first
- Vinland 14:32, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
  • >Box appears around signature
  • >Needs to learn wikicode
TylerRosenow º Ӕ º  º  15:33, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
Mike the Græt 16:11, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
        >on /TJC/
        >newfags talking about wiki code

Once again about racemixing gallery

This is to continue a discussion that had previous taken place here. Okay, so after I started uploading some new files for then race-mixing gallery

A user "meepsheep" banned me halfway through, okay I understand he has personal vendetta with me, but lemme at least finnish uploading, isn't it more convenient to have one user uploading the whole set than two users doing the same but interchangeably? It's rather easier to access the whole set by looking at contributions of single user who had uploaded them. Okay, so I finished uploading them by another account. Then I myself single-handedly removed a lot of pics from the gallery, only leaving a few. The rest of pics I wanted to separate into different page (talkpage in this case), which I did. Now the original race-mixing gallery has little pics, just how some of admins wanted, then only was left to add a reference in the article to the bigger gallery, but it was too late for me to do it as I was banned again. Seriously, wtf? And to answer the question "why there need to be a big gallery with all these pics", the answer is quite simple: all these pics are stored on ED anyway, so let's make them all accessible at least. Or would you prefer having a lot of pics just for the sake of it? No, it's more useful for the navigation sake if all these pics are somehow accessible. That's why I was trying to do it. I understood that meepsheep won't let me add all them into article's gallery (because he's actually butthurt about these pics), so I tried to separate them but he didn't let me finish even that! Fine, ban me for whatever time you want, just lemme finnish and you only be seeing the dust left of my footsteps.
so the final question is: are all ED admins unanimous on meepsheep's destructive decision which is about restraining all possible ways of providing an access to all the uploaded interracial pics thus making it easier to see them all at a sitting.

Just let me one more edit, don't do it for me, do it for the sake of ED. Because after all I'm making ED better a little bit. This one edit can slightly improve ED, making a junk of pics accessible at a talkpage of a related article. And don't be afraid to have a different opinion that meepsheep's has on this (because you'd prefer to avoid confrontation with your "friend", but as for me friends who're afraid to speak up their mind worth a damn), that's how democracy works. You should be afraid of letting one to speak for you all because this is how liberty dies and tyranny replaces it. It's like I have constructed some figure off sand on a beach and some naughty kid (meepshep) run through my figure deliberately just for his own pleasure, while he did damage to such a scrupulous prowess. Drumnbussed 18:09, 2 April 2012 (EDT)

here: fix'd. Now go away. Mike the Great (talk) 18:17, 2 April 2012 (EDT)
fuck off and die, k thx Sweetiebellegif.gif 18:22, 2 April 2012 (EDT)

Suggested Quote of the now

Zalgo: [SloganMaker] "domestic violence - keyed to family harmony." GOB

uploading over

Permissions for uploading over files has been set to editors and sysops only, as there is a lot of potential for abuse the previous way. Those of you from will remember that is how it was there and it worked well. The difference here is that we have the editor user group that dot com didn't have.

There are still a ton of thumbnails still that need to be replaced with their larger versions. If you need to upload over a file you can leave it for a sysop to do or you can apply for editorship yourself. --zaiger (talk) 01:56, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

But now I feel like all my image vandalisation is an abuse of power :/ I better go revert it ;-; Mike the Great (talk) 02:18, 4 April 2012 (EDT)


could we enable the wikipedia popups on ED? that article refers to this file, which does not exist on ED: since i am not good with computers, i didnt want to create it without asking first. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:04, 4 April 2012 (EDT)

Would it be by default or something that the user has to enable themselves? It it's the former than yeah I don't mind, but if it will show up for everyone all the time then we will have to discuss it more.--zaiger (talk) 01:44, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
On WP you have a preference panel for gadgets you activate it in. Mike the Great (talk) 01:48, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
i am unable to create it. also, i dont see 'enable widgets' in the preferences... its probably better to drop this. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:44, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
Gadgets is actually an extension (which we dont have). And wikipedia uses like mediawiki 1.19. I havent looked at gadget but it probably wont work on ed without a wiki upgrade. --TKN 00:15, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
Wikipedia and ED both use Mediawiki v1.18.* --zaiger (talk) 20:37, 23 April 2012 (EDT)
mediawikiwiki:Extension:Gadgets states that MediaWiki 1.17 or later is required. --JuniusThaddeus 20:51, 23 April 2012 (EDT)
Addendum: Can someone please set $wgAllowUserCss and $wgAllowUserJs to "true"? That'll be more helpful for those who wish to customize their browsing and editing experience, especially since gadgets basically need be approved by sysops. --JuniusThaddeus 20:57, 23 April 2012 (EDT)
Yeah I don't see why not. Give me a bit to talk to e about it to make sure there aren't any security issues with it first. --zaiger (talk) 03:25, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
Ok done. checkmark.jpg --zaiger (talk) 15:06, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

Now that $wgAllowUserCss and $wgAllowUserJs are set to "true", the Gadgets extension isn't really necessary. As wikipedia:Wikipedia:Tools/Navigation_popups#Installation states, you can now simply add the following to Special:MyPage/monobook.js:

// [[wikipedia:User:Lupin/popups]]

--JuniusThaddeus 22:05, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

i seem to be doing it wrong. does this work for you JT? -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:48, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
No. I don't know JavaSccript. Web 2.0 junk. --JuniusThaddeus 23:23, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
try changing // to TKN 22:39, 29 April 2012 (EDT)
no luck. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 22:44, 29 April 2012 (EDT)
If you really want to use it, try finding a really old version or convince crats to upgrade the wiki TKN 19:04, 1 May 2012 (EDT)


I love the government. ~Oblique 06:38, 6 April 2012 (EDT)

Not this shit again. Fuck. - Vinland 07:19, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
OH NOES --One With The Lulz 15:38, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
^The part about how hard it is to boycott corporations large enough to produce almost every other thing you purchase reminds me of a certain theory: that it won't be oppression and censorship that shackle the people, but the opposite - too much sophistication and conveniences in people's lives. - Vinland 16:29, 6 April 2012 (EDT)
In case you didn't notice, I added an article on it. This poses a serious threat to any anonymity based service like SRSVPS in America, because without even a warrant private companies can set up monitors. Mike the Great (talk) 15:27, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
SrsVPS is hosted in a datacenter in Bucharest Romania, not America. It is safe from CISPA. --zaiger (talk) 03:30, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

Britfag jailed for teh LULZ...

Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 12:17, 8 April 2012 (EDT)

LOL. What a nanny state. --One With The Lulz 17:36, 8 April 2012 (EDT)

Someone needs to turn this into a template.

Furfag ponies.jpg


This user is a brony and should be sold to your nearest glue factory immediately.

Can someone turns this into a template? Ponyfags keep editing it to include their faggotry. Lord Tony 14:09, 9 April 2012 (EDT)

You could always put the code on a user subpage and reference it as a personal template {{User:Lord Tony/ponyfag}}. BakaRed 14:26, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
Can I be the first to say: You really, really need to stop obsessing over MLP. ~Oblique 19:15, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
I second the above motion; watch some decent cartoons fagtards. Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 19:35, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
Indeed, the obsession with MLP can't possibly be good for your health, Tony. BakaRed 23:58, 9 April 2012 (EDT)
this thread is now ponies Sweetiebellegif.gif 00:07, 10 April 2012 (EDT)
here you go. —BlittleMcNælsen 02:47, 16 April 2012 (EDT)
Don't spam the template namespace with useless templates please. Use {{天}} instead. --zaiger (talk) 03:34, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
if you're unable or unwilling to use the jap character, you can use template:multiuse, a redirect. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 07:03, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
Or Template:Japanese Character heiuheuheuheuheueuheue --zaiger (talk) 00:15, 25 April 2012 (EDT)
i had no idea... the multiuse redirect can be flushed, since it is unused. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 00:33, 25 April 2012 (EDT)
I guess I'll have it here instead.BlittleMcNælsen 21:05, 27 April 2012 (EDT)

Jews are extremely butthurt --One With The Lulz 22:43, 9 April 2012 (EDT)

loleurope --RTD 09:45, 10 April 2012 (EDT)

Well, there's the progress of capitalism for you. People used to have their own sheep! Wnt 14:39, 12 April 2012 (EDT)


On the night of April 10, 2011 (EDT), the original ED went down. A few days later, on April 14, 2011, OhInternet was publicly unveiled. On April 15th, the first revision to was made. This is the first anniversary of last day and night ED was up. wikipedia:File:EncyclopediaDramatica.png displays how the original Main_Page appeared on that last night. --JuniusThaddeus 17:11, 10 April 2012 (EDT)

RIP .com. Fuck sharrodocracy. Mike the Great (talk) 17:39, 10 April 2012 (EDT)
to commemorate this, there is a series of seven (at the moment) AOTNs upcoming:
  1. Mediacrat
  2. Girlvinyl
  3. Encyclopedia Dramatica
  4. OldDirtyBtard
  5. Taking down ED
  6. Daniel Brandt
  7. weev
feel free to suggest more. -hipcrime Applebloom hipcrime sig.gif 23:01, 10 April 2012 (EDT)
Hurrah for ED!--brxbrxbrxbrxbrxbrx-brxbrx 10:38, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

Real life GTA in Nashville

A man has committed more than 1 felony per hour since arriving in Nashville, Tennessee. He held 4 hostages at gunpoint and robbed them, but not before tazing at least two. That was just the start of his wild night of hedonism, arson, and battery (his list of crimes is available at link). To cap things off, he went to a local law office, shat on the desk and smeared his feces on their degrees.

Work hard.

Play harder.

TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 02:22, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

Oh wow. ~Oblique 02:28, 11 April 2012 (EDT)
I Bloody Like That.jpg Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 03:21, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

I think eh is a pretty cool guy, he commits 1 felonie/hour and doesnt' afraid of anything --Polmas 05:24, 11 April 2012 (EDT)

  • lol -hipcrime Nyan birthday.gif 17:08, 11 April 2012 (EDT)
Man, it's been hard to do that since they repealed the sodomy laws... still not as much fun, though. Wnt 14:37, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Quote of the Now

"you dont have to be homosexual to eat a gay lunch, park your car all gay or have a gay marriage. SHUT THE FUCK UP" - Weezus Christ, ED Forum User

recommended by Uncle Ben's Rice redirected

On March 31, 2012, hxxp://, hxxp://, hxxp://, and hxxp:// were all redirected to hxxp:// On that same day, the following text was added to hxxp:// (compare File:JosepheversBlogspotComScroogle.png with File:JosepheversBlogspotComScroogle2.png):

Please visit hxxp:// the main page of this blog] for more on Ryan Cleary and his friends who run Encyclopedia Dramatica.

--JuniusThaddeus 13:16, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Also, hxxp:// --JuniusThaddeus 13:22, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
That Saad Naveed guy has a nice smile. - Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 13:58, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
Thanks for the traffic Brandy :) --zaiger (talk) 17:30, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Nigger dicks

All the rollbackers/sysops please add "nigger dicks" to the keywords of every single page they edit. We want to try to get to #1 Google result for it. Thanks.
Ok so I guess this will get us blacklisted or something don't don't so it. ALSO, it appears that rollbacking removes the advanced meta (title/keywords/description) from whatever pages it is used on. I guess we will have to fix that at some point, but just be vigilant of that and revert instead of rollback if you can. --zaiger (talk) 17:24, 12 April 2012 (EDT)

Apparently you can add the keyword "nigger dicks" to every page on ED via Mediawiki:Globalkeywords. Not sure if you want to do that instead. Looks like we just have to create an article called "MediaWiki:Globalkeywords" and add the keywords we want on all pages separated by commas. ~ Sirkillsalot 17:44, 12 April 2012 (EDT)
I tried reporting that bug in freenode but gay opers banned me from their shitty autism channel Sweetiebellegif.gif 15:37, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

Is this shit necessary?

Template:Es - Are we Spanish too now? Is ED going to be translated into every language, and for every language are we going to put a template on every page? Snape: You're an idiot. Mike the Great (talk) 00:55, 13 April 2012 (EDT)

  • Gonzales es un maricón. - Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 04:20, 13 April 2012 (EDT)
I concur, I personally think the spanish shit is stupid. I doubt we will get anymore pageviews by having fence jumpers be able to read this shit in their own language. Fucking mexicans, taking our jobs. ~ Sirkillsalot 16:21, 13 April 2012 (EDT)
  • It's because Snape can't spell shit correctly in English. Just look at some of the AOTNs he's set. TylerRosenow º Ӕ º º 03:20, 14 April 2012 (EDT)
That's why you don't trust the brazilians. Mike the Great (talk) 03:34, 14 April 2012 (EDT)


Why is it that links like b go to http://b/? —BlittleMcNælsen 00:59, 16 April 2012 (EDT)

00:29 <~garrett> isnt exactly a valid url is it?
00:29 <~garrett> neither is
If you need, do [[b/|/b/]] Mike the Great (talk) 01:36, 16 April 2012 (EDT)
But what exactly is the technical cause for it? —BlittleMcNælsen 02:38, 16 April 2012 (EDT)
The software seems to interpret /b/ as a website directory so it automatically places the http:// in front of it thinking that it will point to an actual site.~ Sirkillsalot 03:11, 16 April 2012 (EDT)

Anders Behring Breivik's biggest influence

Jimbo and others were correct when they said that Wikipedia would revolutionize the world. --JuniusThaddeus 15:49, 17 April 2012 (EDT) – According to this article, Breivik had a Wikipedia account. --JuniusThaddeus 16:20, 17 April 2012 (EDT)
I am disappoint to learn he started BAWWWWing in court today like a little girl with a skinned knee...
Anders-behring-breivik bawwww1.jpg

Anders-behring-breivik bawwww2.jpg

- Mr Jonzz Jonzz+sig.png 16:37, 17 April 2012 (EDT)

A true Norwegian patriot! --One With The Lulz 17:23, 17 April 2012 (EDT)
LOL wikipedo as well as a crybaby. -CoffeePoweredPenguin 17:09, 18 April 2012 (EDT)
I'm surprised he didn't mention Encyclopedia Dramatica as his inspiration --Polmas 04:30, 19 April 2012 (EDT)

OhInternet and the Daily Dot – Apparently, OhInternet is upset about the sources used in our Wikipedia article:

We’ll start with a website known as “The Daily Dot,” which, according to Wikipedia (yes, I’m quite aware of the irony here,) is an online newspaper that covers internet topics. It aims to be the “hometown newspaper” of the internet. The site was started by a pop musician who, as far as we can tell, has no background in journalism whatsoever (Fact-checking? What’s that?) This site came to light when one of their writers spewed hundreds upon hundreds of words about the hilarious ShitRedditSays subreddit, most of them ill-informed. A cursory search indicates that The Daily Dot is cited as a reference on a handful of Wikipedia articles, despite being little more than an internet rumors blog masquerading as a legitimate news source. More damning is the fact that the site seems to think the “Men’s Rights” movement is valid and not filled to the brim with misogynistic hate groups.

--JuniusThaddeus 11:25, 20 April 2012 (EDT)

They just mad that we are mentioned in the Wikipedia ED article. Daily dot has had numerous notability hearings or whatever they call it. More Pro-censorship OhInternet propaganda. --zaiger (talk) 16:09, 20 April 2012 (EDT)
While a lot of shitty 'news source' wannabe blogs actually manage to do this all the time, DD doesn't go too far with it. Grab any side of an issue (usually the more popular side), endorse it while maintaining a forced 'professional' tone throughout the blog post, and suddenly you're a legitimate news source. The more controversial the (usually feminist) issue is, the more you rile people into increasing your traffic, regardless of any research (or lack thereof) put into it.
I don't find these guys as bad as OhShit claims them to be. It's just as Zaiger said, they're just buttmad we got coverage, and they could've called out several other poser sites that actually deserve this kind of contempt. It should be OhI's supposed line of work just as much as its ours, but this is exactly what it means to envy something that's doing far better than you. - Vinland 16:39, 20 April 2012 (EDT) – Killhamster also has a Wikipedia account. --JuniusThaddeus 17:11, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

Wikipedians offended by joke – And they blamed the wrong person. --JuniusThaddeus 13:25, 20 April 2012 (EDT)

This is why I love NPR Sweetiebellegif.gif 16:49, 20 April 2012 (EDT)
Note: JT's link is dead, see Wikipedia:User_talk:Jimbo_Wales/Archive_103#Outrage.21 for it. Tymec 00:51, 3 May 2012 (EDT)
My doctors have advised me to limit the aspergers in my netdiet. Can someone give a TL;DR summary of what the tard rage is about? --One With The Lulz 02:56, 21 April 2012 (EDT)

@One_With_The_Lulz: – koavf became the first Wikipedian to make over one million revisions. – Lynn Neary says the following on NPR:

Good morning. I'm Lynn Neary. There's a good chance you've seen the work of 30-year-old Justin Knapp, even if you've never heard of him. That's because he's a prolific editor on Wikipedia. In fact, he just became the first Wikipedia user to make one million edits. But Knapp may be a dying breed. Wikipedia founder Jimmy Wales says the number of editors contributing to the online encyclopedia is on the decline. Apparently they've all grown up and found better things to do with their time.

NickCT becomes offended by the "Apparently they've all grown up and found better things to do with their time" joke and whines in the comments section about how Wikipedians such as himself are soooo important to life, the universe, and everything. NickCT then complains to Jimbo:

In the process, NickCT blames Renee Montagne instead of Lynn Neary. NickCT's comment is followed by a bunch of Wikipedians claiming that NPR and the world should hold them in higher esteem. --JuniusThaddeus 10:50, 21 April 2012 (EDT)

Thanks for the summary  TUXLIE  17:03, 23 April 2012 (EDT) — Preceding unsigned comment added by Tuxlie (talkcontribs)


Please replace pastebin links with {{pastebin|paste id|description}}, thanks.
Pastebinfavicon.png example --zaiger (talk) 18:36, 20 April 2012 (EDT)

Try as you might, you can't beat reality

Good feature article about weev. Leading me to TOW. Leading me to the website. Leading me to learn that, in a rare show of Afghan-American solidarity, DynCorp helped Afghan warlords traffic in little boys for sexual favors. Apparently Bacha bazi is standard practice throughout Afghanistan, Iran, Pakistan... another big win for the religion of peace. Apparently Islam and Omaha aren't so different after all. Any country, any religion, any ideology, any war... all just one big joke in the end. How can you ever beat that? Wnt 00:04, 23 April 2012 (EDT)

Raping boys transcends political and religious boundaries.--zaiger (talk) 03:42, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

What the fuck is wrong with people?

[1]. I mean, a mob of twenty big hairy well-hung Negroes could have put this little bitch in his place more effectively with routine little acts of kindness, and instead of being in a hospital he'd be sittin' out on his front porch in a pretty pink dress, with a coy little smile on his face, smokin' a cigarette and talkin' to the reporters about which of the 20 phone numbers on his fridge he's gonna call first in the name of improving race relations. At least, except when the Preparation H starts to run out and needs to be reapplied, then he might be a little cranky. And the only reason why our society doesn't do things that way instead of this way (i.e. expen$ive medical bills coming out of our tax money) is why? Because unlike permanent brain damage, rape is seriously illegal? How fucked up is that? :) Wnt 14:11, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

OggHandler installed

I've just installed Extension:OggHandler, so if any of you have the missing .ogg files from the old wiki please reupload them and let me know if everything is working as it should be.--zaiger (talk) 17:11, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

i tried this with File:LUKA MAGNOTTA GAY PORN.OGG but it returns a 500 error when i try to play it. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:15, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
damnit. ok i will try to fix it. :/ --zaiger (talk) 22:56, 26 April 2012 (EDT)
thanks Zaeg. it would be awesome to have that in Luka Magnotta. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 23:30, 26 April 2012 (EDT)

QOTN Suggestion

Wikipedia should not be underestimated as the primary source to create "established truths".


Anders Behring Breivik

- Mr Jonzz Ae2.png 17:30, 24 April 2012 (EDT)

You have a man-crush on him, don't you? Do you dream of bromance while furiously masturbating to his Google results? --zaiger (talk) 18:21, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
His face is like that of a beautiful porcelain-doll; only not as easy to wipe clean. - Mr Jonzz Ae2.png 18:29, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
Suggest putting him in a cell with an al-Qaida member, and dropping in the gay bomb. Wnt 19:06, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
Fuck, what do you think the odds are that the Pentagon actually worked out the fine details of the gay bomb at Guantanamo Bay? Unfortunately the Bush administration was too anti-gay and the Obama administration was too anti-war crime, but maybe there was a window of opportunity right in the middle to do some serious science? Wnt 19:17, 24 April 2012 (EDT)
ok, it's qotn for may 8. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 14:53, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

Uploading Full Images Broken

For the past x months I've been uploading full images from the Category:Pages Needing Full Images list or when I find a missing image in an article. I've just started doing it again and correct me if I'm wrong but I am sure that when going to the thumbnail or missing image page there was an option to "upload another version of this file" or something like that, but that option seems to have disappeared. So at moment you have to rename the full image which kind of makes doing it a bit pointless 'cos the article pages will still point to the thumbnail, and not the renamed full image. Could this be fixed ? or am I just remembering the process wrong ? Thanks  TUXLIE  20:01, 28 April 2012 (EDT)

reuploading images is disabled for normal users. I think you need to have editor to reupload.TKN 21:38, 28 April 2012 (EDT)
Yeah I will give you privs to upload over images. --zaiger (talk) 21:42, 28 April 2012 (EDT)
also, you could upload with a new filename, for example: tack a "1" at the end, and then edit the article accordingly. :) -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 21:43, 28 April 2012 (EDT)

Why was overriding old files disabled? When did this happen? --JuniusThaddeus 22:13, 28 April 2012 (EDT)

earlier this month. Zaiger said thats how it was on .com TKN 22:17, 28 April 2012 (EDT)
It was disabled on the original ED, but I don't believe that it should be done here. We shouldn't limit the freedom of users. --JuniusThaddeus 22:31, 28 April 2012 (EDT)
  • Smart move. It'll keep butthurt faggots from replacing caps with shit pics. Are you butthurt?Hello.jpg BAWWW here. 22:19, 28 April 2012 (EDT)
    It's reversible. It can be reverted just like any other form of vandalism. --JuniusThaddeus 22:31, 28 April 2012 (EDT)
"We shouldn't limit the freedom of users" I lol'd. There has been a lot of uploading-over vandalism lately. It's staying that way. If someone needs privs they can just ask for them. --zaiger (talk)
Why was everyone, including me, kept out of the loop on this? --JuniusThaddeus 22:51, 28 April 2012 (EDT)
it's been up there^ for over three weeks. :\ -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 04:40, 29 April 2012 (EDT)
There isn't a loop to be kept out of. I posted it on TJC as soon as I did it. Sorry I don't know your home number to call you for permission every time I plan on changing a configuration. --zaiger (talk) 22:45, 29 April 2012 (EDT)
Alright. --JuniusThaddeus 23:41, 29 April 2012 (EDT)
#uploading over btw TKN 16:26, 3 May 2012 (EDT)
Thanks for giving me privs to continue to upload images Zaigler. You have made me one happy bunny  TUXLIE  23:22, 4 May 2012 (EDT)

April Vox Dramatica

hello. the time has come to select a winnar for April's VD prize. plz make your nominations below, and my own is:

  • Sirkillsalot. Sir K, or SKA for short, has restored many articles from, for which no source is available. from experience, i can tell you that this is a pain in the ass to do, and he does it without hesitation when i ask. for this reason, and his other contribs, i am nominating SKA for April's VD prize. :3 -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 20:36, 30 April 2012 (EDT)
    • I concur... Sirkillsalot is a pretty cool EDitor. Eh restores lots of articles and doesn't afraid of anything. - Mr Jonzz Ae2.png 04:19, 1 May 2012 (EDT)

I jack off to your rage



note: i would be remiss if i failed to mention that Sirkillsalot is not the only editor worthy of this award. he has, however, worked very hard on articles that are not easy to restore and that caught my eye. we have a great crew, and i haven't overlooked the great contribs from all. im looking at you Elvis. you too Cleveland Bay II - Return Of Cleveland Bay. stay tuned to TJC for upcoming candidates for May. :D -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 18:00, 1 May 2012 (EDT) [edited] 00:09, 2 May 2012 (EDT)

Kewl I want to win that too, last year I restored some deleted articles too :D Where's the ToDo list? Is this what RedLinks issue was about Hip? Tymec 00:48, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

  • a winnar is Sirkillsalot. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 19:54, 5 May 2012 (EDT)

Taking the piss...

New from the family-friendly company who brought you Sonic The Hedgehog...

Ladies and Gentlemen, The Toylet!

One game sees you trying to blow up a girls skirt. With pee.


— Lolwut!

SEGA, I am disgust. - Mr Jonzz Ae2.png 09:53, 2 May 2012 (EDT)

wikipedia:Interactive_urinal. --JuniusThaddeus 13:03, 3 May 2012 (EDT)
o_O -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 15:59, 3 May 2012 (EDT)
??????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Oblique 03:18, 9 May 2012 (EDT)

Mission Statement

Does the new .ch/.se ED have a mission statement? I'm checking Category:ED Policy but not seeing it. I'm wondering if perhaps so we could understand policy better there might be a guide of what articles people should read, in what order, when familiarizing themselves with the wiki. Even as a long-time editor, there can be a false sense of how things work based on misconceptions or ignorance of ongoing changes. The policy category is sort of a buckshot and difficult to approach. Also, I think it would be cool if the ToC for Thizzlehat was aligned to the right side at the top of this page so that people could click stuff more easily. I know there's a template or command or something for that but I don't remember my wikicoding enough to do it and figured would get permission first. Tymec 00:45, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

Our mission statement is here. Mike the Great (talk) 00:47, 3 May 2012 (EDT)

requesting unban of SheepBot

it seems the welcoming bot, User:SheepBot, is IP banned from editing. plz fix it so the new users can be linked to the primer kthx -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 02:02, 6 May 2012 (EDT)

It appears to be working TKN 02:47, 6 May 2012 (EDT)
^ ~Oblique 02:48, 6 May 2012 (EDT)
that was a test done from the home ip of the usar who runs it. the bot can not access the site at all. :\ -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 03:24, 6 May 2012 (EDT)
  • disregard. it is a problem with the box of the usar who runs it. it is being worked on and is likely to return. :D -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 17:43, 6 May 2012 (EDT)

Potential lulz hive?

These guys are radically against circumcision. --One With The Lulz 09:29, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

It's mildly creepy that they keep a running tab of which celebs have been circumcised. That they have an entire section devoted to it on the faq page only makes it creepier. A large portion of their celeb faq explains how they know that Daniel Radcliffe has had his dick snipped.
I too was at the London production of Equus, and sat in the front row (!) of a charity gala performance. I thus had ample opportunity to observe the Radcliffe weapon at close quarters over several minutes and would stake my life that it is indeed circumcised. The glans is fully exposed, and though the cut is not very tight, it looks exactly as I'd expect a ritual Jewish circumcision to look (and I've seen many of them!).


BakaRed 13:45, 7 May 2012 (EDT)
Some people have some really goofy dicks man. ~ Sirkillsalot 13:57, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

Dead baby pills

China is now making pills filled with powdered flesh of dead babies. I see an opportunity for many lulz. BakaRed 17:43, 7 May 2012 (EDT)

Contributing to ED's ever-growing kiddie porn stash

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Don't tase me bro!
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No, really, please don't tase me this time, bro!
I present for your viewing pleasure two choice items of kiddie porn, contributed by the Judge Rotenberg Center to their friends in the court system after the kid got too old to interest them, and bootlegged for the public by Fox News. Those horny old goats got it up 31 times over 7 hours, satiating their electric current fetish with a device that reportedly is 20-40 times stronger than police tasers. They, of course, are ethical pedophiles and would never touch a child unless he asked for it, for example, by "closing eyes for 15 seconds while sitting at the desk, pulling apart a loose piece of thread, tearing an empty used paper cup, going to the bathroom in one’s clothes after signing that they need to use the bathroom for over two hours, standing up and raising a hand to ask to go to the bathroom, blowing small bubbles in saliva between one’s lips, and shocking a non-verbal nearly blind girl with cerebral palsy for making a moaning sound and for attempts to hold a staff’s hand"[2] Or when the chafing of jeans against underwear over their burgeoning erections when they thought about shocking the next kid just got too entrancing to ignore a moment longer. Also see the Fox News/YouTube commentary.

Damn, it would be a national tragedy if Anonymous hacked all their videos and spilled their full stash all over the web. Wnt 03:26, 8 May 2012 (EDT)

This is truly pretty sad. Like one of those deep lose faith in humanity sads. Have any more sources on it? Mike the Great (talk) 04:13, 8 May 2012 (EDT)
Well, there's TOW Judge Rotenberg Educational Center. (It's named after the Judge Rotenberg who spared it from being closed by spineless bureaucrats in the 1980s. His family must be so proud...) Actually, my guess is that it's a Manchurian Candidate finishing school. I mean, which do you want to do, put on your coat when they tell you to put on your coat and go shake President Obama's hand when they tell you to shake his hand and press the big red button at your waist when they've told you the time is right ... or have a little educational session? Wnt 09:04, 8 May 2012 (EDT)
Judge Rotenberg Center There you go. Mike the Great (talk) 22:35, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

Featured Portal

I was thinking that maybe this section of the main page might need something more added to it, as I get the feeling that this particular feature isn't getting as much attention as it should. Anyways, I thought there could be a picture beneath it denoting the portal itself, like this. It wouldn't just be like a POTN because it could have the portal thingy around it, and you could change the picture every time with this template. I shooped it onto the main page using complicated editing software, which you can see here to give you an idea of what it might look like. So yeah just a suggestion to spice up that area of the main page a bit, dunno if the mods would be up for it..? Elvis 16:40, 9 May 2012 (EDT)

Hey, if big guy ever figures out what the fuck I'm supposed to be doing with portals, I'd be more than happy to do it. Last I knew he was looking at semi-instating portal caretakers in the sense that somebody would have the fallback responsibility if nobody else updated them and wanted sheepbot to send reminders every so often, but I don't know if anything was ever decided on. Mike the Great (talk) 17:55, 9 May 2012 (EDT)
Do whatever you want with portals. I don't care, as long as they stay current. --zaiger (talk) 02:53, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

Hey everyone!

I just realized I'm being missed. Zaiger's page seems to be locked because faggotry. Make me an admin ASAP so I can edit his talk page. PirateSmackK 08:28, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

die Sweetiebellegif.gif 12:58, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
lol ~Oblique 19:10, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
First of all, only b-crats can make you an admin, and the only b-crat that seems to be active lately here is Zaiger. Second you can edit his talk page in 2 days, it's not an admin only lock, it's an authenticated user lock. Finally, if you tell Oblique to put something up there he will. He's a nice guy and likes to volunteer like that. Mike the Great (talk) 19:14, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
I volunteer for nothing. ~Oblique 19:15, 11 May 2012 (EDT)
Your gmail doesn't work anymore. Call me <333 --zaiger (talk) 02:18, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

22 year old woman let some 49 year old have sex with her 5 month old daughter.

Sounds worthy of it's own ED article. Lord Tony 20:24, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

Two life sentences!? Seems really overboard. Fuck, murderers only get like 10. --One With The Lulz 05:59, 12 May 2012 (EDT)
Well, Americans have, like, infinite amounts of money. You round up ten or twenty homeless people and take them down to the cat food factory, you can come back with enough money to run a jail like that for a week. Plus food for Grandma! Wnt 16:54, 12 May 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

but then, it all started, you wanted to vote, to work, to drive, to be soldiers, scientists and astronauts. the aftermath? women voting for the "most handsome" politicians, all kind of unequal privileges on their work conditions, countless cars scraped while parallel parking, female soldiers getting their weak asses raped in middle east, generations of female scientists that never create anything relevant (except perhaps helping develop kevlar, but that's it) and a fucking female astronaut losing valuable tools in the middle of space...


cannibalhamster on feminism

BIBRulz 23:42, 11 May 2012 (EDT)

QOTN suggestion

Alright, so from this point onward, when it's said in the song:
>Kazakhstan's prostitutes cleanest in the region see:

"Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.
Kazakhstan home of tinshein swimming pool.
It’s length thirty meter and width six meter.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, kazakhstan you very nice place.
From plains of tarashek to norther fence of jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.
Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We incented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, kazakhstan you very nice place.
From plains of tarashek to norther fence of jewtown.

Come grasp the might phenis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!"

the cameraman starts zooming into girl's face while she (the girl) keeps a straight face. And one of the youtube commenters makes a great remark to this situation: Screen Capture - 'Kuwait event plays Borat parody as Kazakhstan national anthem'.png

I suggest this quote to be put to the frontpage of ED. Dandranella 03:17, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

That's a bit difficult to put as QOTN because it requires a lot of context. Elvis 13:18, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

User signatures

Oh. My. Gawd. This is horrifying. I vote for users to have their signatures included, perhaps in the form of {{User:Example/sig}}, so they don't destroy the pages in such way. Maybe add this to the welcome template, so they know from day 1. What do you think? --Gseed 05:52, 13 May 2012 (EDT)

I'm not really bothered... Mr.Jonzz JNZ.png
The I am silly!ness caught even me by surprise. But seriously, some of these signatures clutter the page's code so much it's painful to edit. --Gseed 06:09, 13 May 2012 (EDT)
Using templates has its own flaws. I vote we don't micromanage everybody. Mike the Great (talk) 23:35, 13 May 2012 (EDT)
  • second. i don't find sigs impair my ability to edit talk pages. ctrl+end, ::::, my dumb comment, ~~~~, submit. easy. -hipcrime Emote Pop tart cat.gif 15:35, 14 May 2012 (EDT)

eurofags/americunts get "censored" version of lolifur race

seems this shit's causing some drama... LurktheEdiot 19:47, 14 May 2012 (EDT)

th3j35t3r drama

Can we get th3j35t3r article updated please? Someone is claiming to have jester's dox and says once his bitcoin account has 20k bitcoins (approx 100k USD) that he is going to dox jester. See this screenshot for that:

I'd like to have it front pages like tomorrow, so if people could work on getting this shit included into a section that would be great.

Twitter-favicon.png The guy who claims to have jesters dox

Pastebinfavicon.png th3j35t3r "The Patriot Hacker" To Be Unmasked
Pastebinfavicon.png loljester
There is a ton of info there. Jester has deleted his Twitter and his Wordpress blog at this point so it's seems legit, or at least that's what he wants us to think. --zaiger (talk) 22:42, 14 May 2012 (EDT)