Saudi Arabia is a desert that occupies all land that Jordan, Iraq, Kuwait, Qatar, Bahrain, the United Arab Emirates, Oman, and Yemen didn't want.
Unbelievably, it still has a king (never a Queen), as well as a democratic parliament consisting of
cronies the king put in power THE PEOPLE'S HOLY REPRESENTATIVES. Because it has more oil than anyone else, its several cities are actually modern with skyscrapers and shopping malls and other modern stuff. They have cool technology funded by oil-hungry white people as well as huge mosques which are practically the only things designed by the Arabs themselves, and a couple of fancy palaces for the King, all with stockpiles of porno movies, beer, and women's clothing. Then there are lots of shithole towns made of scrap metal and wood, tents belonging to rich camel-owning sheiks and their 72 wives, oil fields scattered throughout the country, and a military base for the American Empire; the rest of it is just miles after miles of worthless desert.
In May 2017, The Donald made his first field trip outside Amerifat and visited Sand Land, bringing with him a $110 billion arms deal put together by his son-in-law Jared Kushner. The Saudis were very hospitable hosts, and didn't even gangrape and stone-to-death Ivanka Trump and Melania Trump for not wearing burqas.