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Adventure Time is a batshit-insane cartoon series which airs on Cartoon Network, pandering to queers, Social Justice Wankers, and autistic 13-year-olds around the globe. The show is about an egotistical faggot named Finn, his shape-shifting talking pedo dog, Jake, and their quest to ruin everything good about living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland and that's why if you're parents are cool or you've finally turned 18 and can buy mature games, most people will quickly give this show the finger and go out and buy Fallout 3, New Vegas or Fallout 4. Shit, if you really think about it, this show is a bigger rip off of the classic Don Johnson movie, A Boy And His Dog than Fallout. Let's compare, Both are set in an apocolyptic world. Both main characters have a talking dog as a best friend. Both main characters have the same quest in life, to get laid. If Pedoton Ward is ripping off A Boy And His Dog I wish he'd already get to the end where Don Johnson had sex with the girl and realizing he doesn't want a Princess and all the trappings that come with her, he kills her to save the life of his dog by feeding her to him because Don Johnson's character would rather live a life of adventure with his dog than be held down by broken societal rules.

The show is essentially the same thing as any other Cartoon Network series that has existed since the mid-2000s: an absolute shit-heap with a cancerous fandom consisting of the most fucked up people in existence; the same closeted manchildren who obsessively waste away watching these cartoons with hopes that doing so will either make them hip unique snowflakes, revive their precious 90's cartoons (ironic considering that Adventure Time forces moar auto-tune on the viewers than the average mainstream hip-hop dumbshit who has their own VEVO channel on JewTube) or scenefags who think that they will relate to Marceline because she's all emotional and edgy and all that stupid shit.

Adventure Time was developed by Pendleton Ward and Frederator Studios (creators of another cartoon where pedos and fags make up most of the cast), which explains why most of the show is about said pedophiles and fags on acid.

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