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Innocence of Muslims is a troll movie allegedly made by a Coptic Christian named Nakoula Basseley Nakoula who pretended to be a Jew named Sam Bacile, who created a masterpiece that displays the life of Muhammad. This film quickly gained 5/5 for "Death to America"-bility throughout numerous countries in the Middle East. This culminated with attacks on different embassies, culminating with the death of Christorpher Stevens, the Ambassador to Libya, due to smoke inhalation.
Back in America, now that the video that has so far gotten four Americunts killed, the fallout was of a different nature. While nobody has strapped bombs to themselves to kill American politicians (yet), things quickly got dramatic. No sooner was Ambassador Stevens' body turned cold was when Mitt Romney decided to turn the entire international crisis into a campaign issue, much like abortion and gay marriage. Appropriate, considering what the movie is actually about.
This whole film's nature is convoluted. The logistical planning of the film demonstrates there is a level of conspiracy designed to intentionally cause anti-American/Israeli sentiment. A few Muslims argued that this film was intentionally created by Zionist forces for some reason. This notion seems absurd since why would Obama fuck up his election with such a ploy, especially considering Obama is a secret Muslim. So the question is: who actually made this movie? Was it Iran, Saudi Arabia, North Korea, Israel, or possibly Republicans since they were so quick to jump all over Obama's handling of the international crisis.
Information is coming out now that many of the protesters haven't even seen the video. Going to further demonstrate that this issue is not really about Muslims being offended because of their religious views, but rather they are justifying their violence against America and Israel much like how anarchists justifying their violence against globalization.
- 1 The Movie Itself
- 2 Why it was offensive to Muslims
- 3 Mudslime Chimpouts So Far
- 4 Videos
- 5 Is there a conspiracy behind this plot?
- 6 Political ramifications
- 7 Some choice selections of OTI chimpouts.
The Movie Itself
It's worth mentioning that the actual movie isn't out as of the time of this writing (EDiots are planning a full review of it when it does release).
The trailer, which can be seen below, reveals how despite its alleged $5,000,000 price tag, can result in shitty cinema, suggesting a good deal of embezzlement was afoot. The overwhelming majority of backgrounds were clearly made with cheap-as-fuck green screens; the artwork is just slightly above Chris-chan quality; one of Muhammad's disciples is reported to have been played by a gay porn star; and a gay porn director directed the film. The movie's completely undeserved publicity can also be attributed to pastor and professional Christian troll Terry Jones, the mastermind of Burn a Koran Day.
Despite the shit-tier production look, the movies does deserve credit for delivering a semi-accurate account of Muhammad's life and times, by documenting the fact that Muhammad is historically recognized as a tyrant. The piece has allusions with scenes based out of the oral tradition (Hadith) and Qur'an, like when in the scene when he is being beaten by two of his wives because one of them got jealous, due to Muhammad fucking one of them and not the other is such. This semi-historical accuracy and allusion referencing is particularly insulting given on top of all this, the image of Muhammad is shown (which is a big no-no in Islam), to further add insult, Muhammad is portrayed as that dumb looking fuck.
The film has humor and jokes that are based off the original film, Desert Warrior, which is what the majority of the dialogue is about. The dialogue for the Innocence of Muslims was added later via dubbing. This results with many quotes and attributes that are presented as fact about the prophet Muhammad is considered highly blasphemous to Muslims. Numerous quotes exist in the Qur'an about it is bad to lie about Allah and his prophet. While Muhammad did marry a six year old girl for political reasons and sexed her up when she was nine years old, there is no evidence of any kind that suggests Muhammad encouraged or engaged in homosexuality. Also the film seems to touch upon Muhammad's incestuous relationship with Zaynab bint Jahsh.
Why it was offensive to Muslims
Muhammad the Tyrant
Typically when Muhammad defeated his enemies, he re-appropriated their wealth among his followers, committed mass executions of males, and selling their women and children into slavery. Sometimes Muhammad would take a sexy woman from a defeated enemy as his wife. There is controversy in the scholarly community for the reasoning behind Muhammad attacked Rayhana's tribe was for political reasons or because Muhammad wanted to get his dick wet from this alleged beauty.
While Muhammad's major enemies were local pagan tribes, the combat they engaged in was a mutual exchange of raids on caravans that is typical of Bedouin culture. Muhammad made enemy with the local Jews and eventually turned on the major clans, including his Jewish allies. It is important to know that despite the usage of the phrase Jew, we are not taking about Israeli Jews, but rather Arabanized Jews.
—The real reasoning behind Muhammad's problems with the Jews; The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Muhammad and the Jews page 140
Muhammad the Charlatan Harlequin
Since 1833, scholars have been arguing that Muhammad was inspired by other sources besides God transmitting divine revelation through the angel Gabriel. Since ancient documents were found in Yemen over three decades ago, this notion that Muslims have about the Qur'an being written in a complete divine form has been proven inaccurate. Due to a desire by scholars to get to the completest picture they can about the history of Islam, a debate has formed into two opposing factions: was it the Jews or Christians who actually inspired Muhammad's revelations? There is a hybrid version in this debate that merges both arguments that Muhammad was more inspired by Christians, but got his information about the Christians from Jewish sources.
—Scholars questioning the traditional mythology of Islam;The Historical Muhammad; Chapter: Influences on Muhammad's Inspiration page 76
Mudslime Chimpouts So Far
Afghanistan's President, and Bush/Obama's partner in regional peace Hamid Karzai announced a nationwide YouTube block in Afghanistan because of the movie. In practice, meaning that he installed NetNanny on his own computer, thus effectively blocking every computer from being able to access YouTube in the country. Later the Taliban got jealous for being late for the party and attacked an Afgan military base. Proudly setting a new highscore of the whole chimopout of dead butthurt muslims at twenty, then they returned to whatever sandy cave they crawled from.
On September 18th 2012, a huge stride was made towards female participation in Afghan society. This change was so profound, that the explosive ripple from such an empowering and liberating event resulted in fourteen civilian casualities, including eight foreigners. Once again showing that Muslim extremists aren't against human rights and gender equality, but are against Western notions of human rights and gender equality.
Student protests in the eastern province of Nangarhar that resulted in the burning of effigies of Obama followed by tribal chiefs and Islamic clerics offering a $100,000 dollar bounty for the head of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula.
Yes, apparantly there are enough mudslimes infesting Australia to stage a protest. Cheap and easy "chop everyone's but ours heads off" cardboard signs were plenty and the protesters showed their appreciation of Osama. As the muslims started throwing rocks, attacking the cops and went full jihad mode, Australian cops gave the "Allah Ackbar" chanting monkeys a faceful of mace.
Elders and other prominent members of the Muslim community in Melbourne informed journalists that they were not behind a protest that was planned for this Sunday. This demonstrates that it isn't merely political leaders within the Muslim community taking advantage of this crisis, but other interested parties are facilitating drama for whatever reason.
Protests have been ongoing since last thursday over the film. The Egyptian police aren't attempting their normal duties and stop the violent protests since they are still upset that their police state regime fell and are trying to prove a point about why Mubarak was a cool dude who was right about the Islamists. The interesting thing about the Egyptian protests is that the youth with no religious or political affiliation are violently protesting while the Islamists are peacefully protesting away from the American embassy. Here is a video of a young woman calling a Salafist man a "fag" for suggesting peaceful protests.
An Egyptian court issued arrest warrants for the arrest of seven Coptic Christians including American pastor Terry Jones. If convicted, they could face the death penalty, but that is assuming the defendants are stupid enough to show up in Egyptian court.
The Grand Mufti of Jammu gave a statement saying "US citizens visiting Kashmir should leave immediately as the sentiments of the Muslims have been hurt by these pictures." Despite these strong words, there were peaceful protests with minor scuffles. This is surprising because if there was going to be a legitimate World War 3, it would be over Kashmir and it would be a conflict of Muslims and Hindus with nuclear weapons.
There were peaceful protests with minor scuffles with the police in Terhan outside the Swiss embassy (which is the United States' communication medium to Iran). While by no means are Iranians peaceful and are famous for storming Zionist embassies in the past, but when protests happen within Iran that are not directed towards the Shia totalitarian state, the dear leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad allows such protests to happen to demonstrate a Muslim solidarity of "Death to America!" mentality.
Unlike other countries in the Middle East, Lebanon is rather industrialized and exposed to Western culture. Despite this development and acclimatization to Western society, this didn't stop angry Muslims from having a chimpout in response to a 15 minute trailer to a poorly made movie. Despite the usage of terms used to describe blacks and their behavior, such as referring to angry Muslims having a "chimpout" or referring to Arabs as "Sand Niggers," doesn't mean regular blacks are Arabs. This difference was demonstrated magnificently when the Lebanese Sand Niggers decided to burn down a local KFC. Such an act would be considered unfathomable if Sand Niggers were actual Niggers, not simply individuals who behave similarly when presented with controversies.
After a few days of protesting in Lebanon, Lebanon's equivalent of Osama Bin Laden, Hassan Nasrallah, came out of hiding to rant about this film. Despite his argument that this film's creation shouldn't be blamed on Christians, which was rather reasonable of a Terrorist leader, he then came out and blamed that the United States should be blamed for the creation of this film. Nasrallah goes further and argues that an international law should exist to prevent hate speech against religion (specifically Islam), citing laws about Holocaust denial and antisemitism as a basis for his anti-free speech argument. Finally after being told for eight years that they hate our freedoms, the terrorists are actually coming after our freedoms and our politicians couldn't care less.
Unlike their pyramid-building pussy sandnigger cousins, Libyans actually did something. America's head ambassador to Libya, Christopher Stevens, who made more dough while taking a shit than you make in your entire lifetime, was having a joyride in his pimpmobile with his homies and got to experience some of that famous Libyan hospitality in the form of an RPG.
One of the victims was Sean Smith or "Vile Rat", an e-jew known for defrauding people in EVE Online and being a moderator in money-grubbing grand jew Lowtax's pay-to-post Web 1.0 forum that stopped being relevant about a decade ago. He was famous for defending minorities and banning people whom he disagreed with. It is sweet irony that he met his end at the hands of his beloved dunecoons. According to a reliable source, his last words were "B-but I defend you on the internet".
Maldivian jihadists, renowned internet tough guys the world over, laid siege to the UN headquarters. However, since they're pretty much pussies when it comes to doing some shit on their own, they brought out child soldiers in the hopes of baiting the 'murrikans inside. A few hours later, in a surprising spark of intelligent thinking from the otherwise retarded-as-fuck towel-head wannabes, they realized they were SUPPOSED to attack the US Embassy. But them being the dumbasses they were, they could not find the US Embassy no matter how hard they tried, and finally - with their rage-boners flatlining on them, they retreated to their caves for another round of raping their concubines.
Given the nature of Pakistan, as soon the video went viral, protests rocked the country. Tens of thousands of people marched across the country burning flags and chanting the typical "Death to America" and other slogans. Unlike other countries in the Middle East, many of the protesters aren't simply angry about the film, but rather the drone strikes that kill innocents. A poorly made film was merely a catalyst for a butthurt volcano to erupt. There were also peaceful protests by Christian minorities in reaction to the film.
The Pakistan Foreign Ministry quickly responded and denounced the statements by Ghulam Ahmed Bilour. However, Bilour's statements started a trend in Pakistan: so far a Islamic cleric has offered a bounty of $105,000 dollars as well as a businessman who offered a bounty of $1.27 million for the death of Nakoula Basseley Nakoula.
Peaceful protests were had which involved chanting anti-Obama slogans such as "Obama, Obama, we are all Osamah," but also doing typical "Death to America" chants such as "the people want the downfall of the ambassador."
Since no proper chimpout is without a healthy dose of niggers, Sudanese Islamists, militia thugs/janjaweed, and anarchists in Khatorum decided to join in on the fun. In their Qur'an and kool-aid induced rage they rampaged blindly in an attempt to punish the Great Satan. Given the nigger beserk ability lowers intelligence by 10 points, this resulted with the British and German embassies being stormed and burned down by accident. Once the rioters stormed the gates of the base, they started to burn whatever they could get their black hands on. Once the right embassy was found at the rioters' third attempt, they proceeded to do the same thing to it as well. Later a mob broke into a German mission and presumably proceeded to legitimate rape the German women inside.
Politically, the scene in Sudan is dramatic. The political demographics rioting and burning embassies is the Sudanese regime's support base so the tradition of how police states typically respond to violent protests couldn't happen. There are unverified claims that protesters were run over by riot squad vehicles and the bodies of the dead protesters were dragged inside an embassy. Even if these claims turn out to be false, this doesn't matter to the logic of a chimpout, and thus the rage will continue.
In Tunisia, the rioters climbed the walls and set trees and other objects in the US embassy's yard on fire. Unknown gunmen have fired guns at the embassy, but no one has die. After the first wave of rioters were depleted from protesting, busloads of protesters from all over the countryside reinforced the numbers of the first wave of protesters whom had been defeated by U.S. Marines and local police forces. Despite a newly reinforced army of Muslim cannon fodder ready to face teargas and rubber bullets, these combined forces were prevented from storming the American embassy again. Defeated, but still high on Islam and a few matches in their pockets, they did the same to an American school in La Goulette.
After violent protests targeting the United States embassy, Americans wanted to send troops to defend the embassy. The Yemeni parliament responded with a statement affirming its "rejection of any form of foreign presence." Despite this declaration by the Yemeni parliament, the United States deployed a FAST (Fleet Antiterrorism Security Team) which comprises of 50 marines. Somehow 50 marines are capable of protecting an embassy from thousands of heavily armed Arabs during a chimpout.
Everything about this whole incident reeks of a conspiratorial heist of sorts in a classical Neuromancer style: hiring a point man to produce a movie who just recently left federal prison for fraud, who pretended to be a Israeli named Sam Bacile and claimed the movie was funded from 100 Jews; the actors involved in the film were unawares of what was really happening; as well as the film was claimed to be the reasoning behind the death of Ambassador Stevens despite what appeared to be a coordinated attack that conveniently happened on the eleventh anniversary of 9/11. It makes one wonder: was someone one behind this that isn't Nakoula Basseley Nakoula? Very likely, but who?
Blaming the Jews is almost too easy, especially given that Jews did WTC eleven years earlier in order to have the United States get involved in the Middle East in order to fulfill their Zionist master plan that is slowly unfolding as we speak. Since the war drums are beating ever faster for intervention in Syria and war with Iran, provoking a response from angry Muslims who'd typically riot every time something like this happens is important. An angry Middle East is easier to invade, after all, dehumanizing the enemy is important in any propaganda campaign before a war. So after an illegal war that deposed a somewhat popular dictator, and Earth's last true super-villian, Qaddafi, it never occurred that loyalists to the former regime might still be active in Libya and want revenge, or possibly that al-Qaeda wanted him dead. So on the eleventh anniversary of 9/11, a coordinated attack was launched during the chaos of the protests. However, there was something not right about the situation in Libya: first, the embassy used by the Americans was atypical of the normal fortress like nature of American embassies; second, Marines normally guard embassies. This was not the case in Libya, instead Libyan and State Department security officials were protecting him; third, despite numerous security breaches in Libya, including an after attack on June 6th against the embassy by an improvised explosive device, no additional security was offered to the American Embassy; fourth, a few days after the attack against the embassy, a CNN reporter was able to walk away from the embassy with a journal written by the ambassador, revealing that he was concerned about the security situation in Benghazi.
The pieces that fell into place fell too easily and conveniently to not be suspicious, after all, the last time a major terrorist attack happened to the United States, the Patriot Act and the invasions of Afghanistan and Iraq was a response for a single terrorist attack. Perhaps this attack will be used as a justification for increasing the scale of the war on terror, and possibly be used to justify invading new countries and further strip away constitutional rights. Only time will tell...
Regarding the political ramifications of theAmerican Presidential elections, that can be read here. However, there are many more political ramifications than this, mainly free speech. Calls from numerous individuals, ranging from peaceful Islamic clerics to the leaders of terrorist organizations have been calling for international laws that would make it criminal to mock Islam, much like how antisemitism and Holocaust denial are illegal in some places. Unlike other internet entities, Encyclopedia Dramatica will never capitulate to censorship because we don't negotiate with terrorists. Which is why ED will smuggle the video into Islamic countries after Google finally takes it in the ass over the video because they don't actually care about free speech as they have pretended to do recently.
Some choice selections of OTI chimpouts.
- Tampa Bay Times
- YouTube channel of Sam Bacile with three videos apparently comprising extracts from the film, uploaded in July and September 2012
- Huffington Post
- Los Angeles Times
- Fox News
- BBC News
- “Innocence of Muslims” filmmaker was also a meth cook" Salon.com
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